I had salami for lunch but am having chicken for dinner. I am a bad christian!

I had a pizza :(

But im sure the meat is processed newspaper so im still going to heaven!

I had salami for lunch

Comon give us a challenge.

i had chicken for lunch

the challange is to ignore

Thai Beef Salad and a couple of corona's :)

meat pie

Comon give us a challenge.

hahaha.


I think I might go have some deep fryed bacon.

Mmmm a bucket of deep fried chicken!
Silly superstitions from overgrown cults shall not dampen my carnivorous nature.

Hotdogs

oh yeah i had 2 hotdogs too

meat patty. sif not have meat.

bible doesn't say anything about not having meat on friday

or at least i assume it doesn't

turkey for lunch.

mum is whipping up some grilled fish and fresh prawns for dinner.

:D

bible doesn't say anything about not having meat on friday

or at least i assume it doesn't

it doesn't, probably some catholic ritual..

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Did you eat meat on good friday?

Yes.

f*** [organised] religion.

(Edit: modified for extra clarity)

last edited by parabol at 19:07:28 14/Apr/06

Yes.

f*** religion.

agreed.

I also ate ravoli(sp?) and had a bitter speical brew.

I can't believe I'm going to hell for that cheeseburger I had :(

(posting in a kat thread)

Chicken kebabs on a stick, Steak, sausages, Ted's & coronas = a Good christian.

I had salami for lunch but am having chicken for dinner. I am a bad christian!

Bad Catholic. Not always the same thing.

I'm saving up all my carnivorous intents for ramadan cause that's when pork tastes best

- or -
During lent, I prefer to save up all my carnivorous intents for ramadan cause that's when pork tastes best

Its catholic, as am I.

Ham for lunch,

Red Rooster for dinner :D

Christian, Catholic, Same thing


*dons flame suit*

non-catholic christians are just a bunch of losers who weren't good enough and went away and cried up their own versions.

ouchies stinky. That is a bit harsh... warrented but harsh

oh mary you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind

mary.. mary

yeah go catholic or go home ya bunch of tryhards (ps bacon double cheeseburger FTW)

This is my first easter as a non-catholic (it's only been in the last year that I've decided I'm agnostic).

Much <3 for my new non-religion.

most catholics who aren't religious anymore don't stop calling themselves catholics (like most of the catholics on here i expect)

Yep, cooked and ate a very nice rib eye fillet accompanied by a nice cos lettuce salad with juicy vine rippened tomatoes, some croutons and crispy bacon bits and Turkish feta cheese, all washed down with a very resonable red.

Ptetty good Pagan Friday if I do say so myself!

:P

i am one of those catholics in name only. i know the bible damn well though. thanks catholic school.

most catholics who aren't religious anymore don't stop calling themselves catholics (like most of the catholics on here i expect)

Mmm, yeah, u make a good point. I try not to do that tho cos I don't feel right about saying I'm catholic (to make myself look like a better person or whatever). If ppl ask me I just say I'm agnostic and that I just believe in being the best person I can be...basically to quote Shakespeare, my philosophy is: "love all, trust a few, do wrong to none".

i thought that was from a babysitter's club book.

I had BBQ chicken for lunch.

I c what u did there *rolls eyes at infi*





last edited by Agent 99 at 21:54:34 14/Apr/06

hey, i'm bored! give me a break

Not eating meat comes from the blood sacrifice on the doors...right?

Okay, so I went to a catholic primary school - doesnt mean I remember anything

it actually relates to the period of lent which goes for 40 days from ash wednesday to good friday, and is meant to represent the 40 days jesus spent in the desert fighting the devil's temptation.

the abstinence from red meat (non-fish) for catholics is intended for EVERY friday of their life not just good friday. good friday is the culmination of the lent period.

blood on the doors is passover which is a jewish celebration. i stand to be corrected on that one though.

Wow, don't I feel like an idiot then. Here I was thinking Good Friday was no meat day and it is every friday. I am going to hell!

I actually think that it has to do with a failing italian fishing industry than any religious reason. Good people - I, the pope, declare meat on this day a bad thing and burn (in hell) if you dont eat fishy fish.

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it's all coming together..... yes *strokes chin*

Fresh fish isn't meant to smell like fish so fishy fish is bad

kat, as usual you make little sense, have you ever been fishing? have you ever even SEEN a live fish? (goldfish and tropical fish dont count)

I ate meat I may eat some more for dinner. f*** you Jeebus!

she made perfect sense dint

bacon & eggs for breakfast, bbq pork chops for lunch, lamb korma for dinner... orrrjeh. :D surely even people that believe in an invisible omnipresent superbeing that created the universe & everything in it, can see that it couldn't possibly care about individuals dietary habits... now _thats_ just crazy ;D

I had noodles for breakfast/lunch and some chicken nuggets for dinner.

the abstinence from red meat (non-fish) for catholics is intended for EVERY friday of their life not just good friday. good friday is the culmination of the lent period.

Not just fridays, wednesdays too. Not to mention many go without meat for the whole lent period.

As for not eating meat today, pfft. Indian ftw.

I c what u did there *rolls eyes at infi*

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2125/11273980625300kf.jpg

so much baiting in this thread..

hehe, baiting, fishy fish, fishing. my lame-o-metre exploded :(

Actually I just came back from a pigless bbq.

"I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop"

Had Red Emporer fillets.. ftw

I guess I'm technically not a catholic anymore because I think the catholic churchs' stand on contraception is just utterly irresponsible.

Therefore I consider myself a a flawed Christian.

Chicken curry here...

Thankfully, Avog, the god of Convenience (my personal saviour and moral compass) permits me to eat anything i like. However, it must be consumed over the sink using disposable plastic cutlery or eaten directly out of the tin.

had a seafood bbq for lunch with a gazillion beers

but was still hungry on the way home so stopped off for a steak

Had some crumbed fish for lunch. Fried fish with some nice veggies for dinner.

Did yas miss the bit where it said no RED meat..?

So seafood is fine. Chicken too presumably.

I had rump steak for dinner.

i hate you booyah
do you know why
because you're muslim.. you are so much better then everyone else..

nothing like a nice piece of ass

negatory, I didn't eat any red meat. Had prawns for dinner, was sensational.

I had roast lamb.

if by meat you mean vagina and by friday you mean yesterday then no.. i didn't have any meat :(

i hate you booyah
do you know why
because you're muslim.. you are so much better then everyone else..

I hate you maverik
do you know why
cause you think you're a Mr Olympia when you never will be and just because you got cancer you expect everyone on a forum to pitty you.

Awwwww "MAVERIK MATE" didnt stack up on piss and didnt get any on good friday =(


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OMG MAVERIK HAS CANCER! i feel so sorry for you mate. if theres anything we can do for you, we are here to help. it must be soo tough for you. i hope you get better!!

/sarcasm (to annoy booyah)

Erm...what kind of s***ty sarcasm was that ? it sounded like you were actually paying out on maverik. On that note AWWWWWWWWWWWW Clit gets annoyed when people call him c*** but he doesn't realise we're only being honest when we're calling him that.

booyah, keep your beliefs to yourself already

Where was i trying to impose my beliefs on anyone ? or is this "lets all e-flame booyah for a change". Well im up for it ITS AWWWNN !!

booyah, keep your beliefs to yourself already

Hahahahahaha the f***ing irony!

*rolls dice*

korbs casts fireball at Booyah, who takes 2D6 damage.

No damage taken yet.

Cmon forum hero, i'm waiting for a reply from ya, or have i somehow brainwashed you into becoming a well mannered non-back chatting muslim ?

i heard muslims have the bomb

im scared

It's ok spookster you're in my good books, so i'll let you know of any inside info as a pre-warning if something is goin down.

good man

some guy on a train today dropped his wallet, and i handed it back to him
he said the same thing to me

That was me.

Ba doomb tish

awww...

No one even thought about what I said (twice)

"During lent, I prefer to save up all my carnivorous intents for ramadan cause that's when pork tastes best"

I totally ripped on Catholicism, Islam & Hebrew in one sentence

So what's on tv tonight ?

:P

THE BILL

Ba dum tish !

I hate it cause I know what "Ba dum tish" =

iron chef is on
i hope for a pork battle
yum
oishi

apparently pork tastes like human
so apparently some cannibals once said
apparently

oright hate is a strong word i was sexually frustrated but there was no need to say s*** about the alcohol in the other thread and then not being able to eat meat in this one.. just because you don't do either
i rarely eat beer but i don't rag on everyone elses fun because of it
back later im off to get pissed okay
lol kiddingg

Dude i do eat meat, just not pig, and i do drink, just not alcohol. I aint preaching that s*** to you either, i was just commenting (trollingly) in regards to the topic. So just relax okay? f***ING RELAX KUNT !!!!!

5$ for the rigged tourist readings of booyah after a passenger leaves a bomb behind in (a dubiously) empty carton of VB

i rarely eat beer

Yea I try not to eat to much beer myself, it's bad for the indigestion.

You don't eat your beer Tanaka? You're obviously not a real man.

you mean digestion u dead c***.

Ba dum tish !

^ I see what you did there

u dead c***

What you gonna do SCOGGEX you tough guy, gonna beat me up? You wait all night for me to make an error than you pounce, f*** you need a life. Your idea of a polite conversation with someone is telling them to f*** off.

dang

You're so full of anger SCOGGEX, you need a friend, or maybe a woman (who's not your mother) to give you some loving. Maybe we could all chip in and shout you for your first time?

You're so full of anger SCOGGEX, you need a friend, or maybe a woman (who's not your mother) to give you some loving.

Maybe a cat?

It would probably be the only pussy he ever see's.

i see what you did there

TK: Yea I try not to eat to much beer myself, it's bad for the indigestion.

SCOGGEX you mean digestion u dead c***.

He said it was bad for THE indigestion, _NOT_ that it was bad FOR indigestion...

(spot the difference? as in, it was bad for THE indigestion *problems ppl/he gets from overeating*...)

Also, Scoggex, stop being so grumpy :/.


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Agent99 you talk to them like they're your grand children. You need some e-flaming skills. Tell em to stick up their poo pipe or something, it'll make you feel better.

Hahaha, need some practice. Flaming is not my expertise :S.

(edited for minor spelling error :/)



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Neither is spelling by the looks of things :P

LOL.



































...wanker :P

So's your face

^
?

f***! (just trying to fit in)

LOL.

No idea what's going on here now.

Oh what a night...

?

Oi Slapper!!!!!!!!!

Time for u to go to bed i think.

hey catboy

Ive probably had more f***s than youve had hot dinners.

hey catboy

Ive probably had more f***s than youve had hot dinners.

You mean you've been f***ed over more than I've had hot dinners?


Don't worry, one day you'll find a woman that has lower standards than yourself and from that day on you'll have a smile on your face. Just remember though mommy doesn't count.

Does cold dinners count ?

Actually now that I've given it some more thought, SCOGGEX is right. He has had more f***s than me. How can I compete with someone who hangs out at the Wickham nightly with a sign over his arse saying "Free entry before midnight"?

posting in an epic thread

Wow this thread certainly stayed on topic. LOL.

So's your face

Really well done there.....

So uhh yeah...I ate meat...

/me attempts to realign thread

http://www.users.on.net/~thevault/HERMITech/Thread/Makita.jpg

Happy Easter everyone?

i see what they did to jesus there..

I see what mav saw they did to jesus there

Jesus' funeral will be held next Good Friday.

i see what they did there with jesus' funeral that chakas might also see there

I see what you think I might also see there about jesus' funeral that they did.

I see what you all did there and raise you one (from the dead)

i see what you think that i did that they did to jesus; and his funeral and did i see there much

I see what you think that I think that you think that they did to jesus that they did much of.

Agent 99: Chakas' and Maverick's funeral will be a combined service held next Tuesday.

i don't see what you did there?

My funeral will be held next Tuesday.

I saw what she did there but now I don't see it too.

love the recycled sa catchlines from years gone by

i see how i don't know what SA is there

this thread's funeral is way overdue.

I saw nothing.

i saw booyah saw nothing...there

Thats are unpossible kayo *

/thread decline

right down the hill

Come on, it was a kat thread. By that very fact it can't sink a lot lower.

like anybody really gives a s*** what other people put in their mouthes on a particular day of the year...

I had a BBQ?