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Topic: Dungeon Siege movie trailer
Reverend Evil
Posts: 13493
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

Director - Uwe Boll

Jason Statham .... Farmer Daimon
John Rhys-Davies .... Merick
Ray Liotta .... Gallian
Matthew Lillard .... Duke Farrow
Leelee Sobieski .... Muriella
Burt Reynolds .... King Konreid
Will Sanderson .... Bastian
Ron Perlman .... Norrick
Claire Forlani .... Solona
Kristanna Loken .... Elora

Now I've seen alot of ass in my life but this takes the cake. This movie looks absolutely horrible!

If you bother checking out the trailer take note of Ray Liotta's great acting. Truly Academy stuff there.

LOL
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fpot
Posts: 12738
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
lol

It started off okay, nice cinematography and stuff, and then the 'a noble king', 'a simple farmer', 'a cliched plot' began. The lols reached boiling point when I saw that matrixy double kick thing by turkish, heightned to near rofl levels at Ray Liotta's acting, and finally it got so pathetic when Ray Liotta ducked under that sword in that stupid looking slow motion move, that mpc promptly died from an illegal operation, which I didn't send, microsoft knew.
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2736
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
God help us!
fpot
Posts: 12739
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
God save the king!
dais
Posts: 7654
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Jason Statham
John Rhys-Davies
Ray Liotta
Matthew Lillard
Leelee Sobieski
Burt Reynolds
Will Sanderson
Ron Perlman
Claire Forlani
Kristanna Loken


...all just fired their agents.
demon
Posts: 2071
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahah fpot :P i saw that 'dungeons & dragons : the elemental might' movie the other night... lamest crap evaaaaah! for the whole movie 80% of the totally unknown actors had this smirk on thier faces like they werre thinking 'f*** this is bulls***' & the director either never noticed or he had the same expression on his face.
it was cliched to the max! an artifact of pure evil, hidden by a lond dead civilization, to encrypt an evil god... now uncovered by someone who is very naughty & wants, quite badly, to see the good folk suffer horribly! the solution? send a band of cliched adventurers to ermm.. make it better. :/
Reverend Evil
Posts: 13495
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
f***ing LOL Dias.

You gotta wonder how the f*** they decided to be part of this crap.

8-)
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2737
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 18270
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
dais, is that the f***ing cast list? I hope you're making that up.
typo
Posts: 4802
Location: Other International
dais, is that the f***ing cast list? I hope you're making that up.


I fear not
DM
Posts: 248
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
i think this is all you really need to read to see that this will butcher what could be a decent game to movie conversion...

"Director - Uwe Boll"

thank god he didnt get his hands on warcraft or diablo. i would of cried tears of blood
shad
Posts: 1591
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I would like to see why a simple farmer is also a master swordsman and possibly a ninja. Only saw Ron Pearlman once in the trailer which was dissapointing.
HERMITech
Posts: 3761
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Burt Reynolds in a Fantasy movie??

WTF?
Boxhead
Posts: 11284
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
well he is so dreamy...
Spook
Posts: 15900
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
well, he used to be before he f***ed up his face
HERMITech
Posts: 3762
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
dreamy as in dreamtime??
That f***er is even older than me!
typo
Posts: 4807
Location: Other International
Now I've seen alot of ass in my life but this takes the cake. This movie looks absolutely horrible!


The best sign for how gay this movie is, is how Rev makes an overt comment about how much ass he has seen, and not one person questions, or mocks Rev's sexuality. This movie must be even more gay than Alexander, perhaps 10 times more gay.
Fish
Posts: 2012
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
god that was so crappy that even quicktime crashed :(
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