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Reverend Evil
Posts: 13493
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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save as A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. Director - Uwe Boll Jason Statham .... Farmer Daimon John Rhys-Davies .... Merick Ray Liotta .... Gallian Matthew Lillard .... Duke Farrow Leelee Sobieski .... Muriella Burt Reynolds .... King Konreid Will Sanderson .... Bastian Ron Perlman .... Norrick Claire Forlani .... Solona Kristanna Loken .... Elora Now I've seen alot of ass in my life but this takes the cake. This movie looks absolutely horrible! If you bother checking out the trailer take note of Ray Liotta's great acting. Truly Academy stuff there. LOL |
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| #0 03:30pm 17/03/06 |
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fpot
Posts: 12738
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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lol
It started off okay, nice cinematography and stuff, and then the 'a noble king', 'a simple farmer', 'a cliched plot' began. The lols reached boiling point when I saw that matrixy double kick thing by turkish, heightned to near rofl levels at Ray Liotta's acting, and finally it got so pathetic when Ray Liotta ducked under that sword in that stupid looking slow motion move, that mpc promptly died from an illegal operation, which I didn't send, microsoft knew. |
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Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2736
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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God help us!
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| #2 03:43pm 17/03/06 |
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fpot
Posts: 12739
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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God save the king!
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| #3 03:44pm 17/03/06 |
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dais
Posts: 7654
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Jason Statham ...all just fired their agents. |
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| #4 03:51pm 17/03/06 |
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demon
Posts: 2071
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hahah fpot :P i saw that 'dungeons & dragons : the elemental might' movie the other night... lamest crap evaaaaah! for the whole movie 80% of the totally unknown actors had this smirk on thier faces like they werre thinking 'f*** this is bulls***' & the director either never noticed or he had the same expression on his face.
it was cliched to the max! an artifact of pure evil, hidden by a lond dead civilization, to encrypt an evil god... now uncovered by someone who is very naughty & wants, quite badly, to see the good folk suffer horribly! the solution? send a band of cliched adventurers to ermm.. make it better. :/ |
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| #5 03:52pm 17/03/06 |
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 13495
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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f***ing LOL Dias.
You gotta wonder how the f*** they decided to be part of this crap. 8-) |
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| #6 04:00pm 17/03/06 |
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Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2737
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 18270
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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dais, is that the f***ing cast list? I hope you're making that up.
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| #8 04:23pm 17/03/06 |
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typo
Posts: 4802
Location: Other International
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| #9 04:41pm 17/03/06 |
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DM
Posts: 248
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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i think this is all you really need to read to see that this will butcher what could be a decent game to movie conversion...
"Director - Uwe Boll" thank god he didnt get his hands on warcraft or diablo. i would of cried tears of blood |
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shad
Posts: 1591
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I would like to see why a simple farmer is also a master swordsman and possibly a ninja. Only saw Ron Pearlman once in the trailer which was dissapointing.
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| #11 03:00am 18/03/06 |
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HERMITech
Posts: 3761
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Burt Reynolds in a Fantasy movie??
WTF? |
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| #12 12:02pm 18/03/06 |
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Boxhead
Posts: 11284
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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well he is so dreamy...
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| #13 12:19pm 18/03/06 |
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Spook
Posts: 15900
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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well, he used to be before he f***ed up his face
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| #14 12:22pm 18/03/06 |
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HERMITech
Posts: 3762
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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dreamy as in dreamtime??
That f***er is even older than me! |
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| #15 01:09pm 18/03/06 |
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typo
Posts: 4807
Location: Other International
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Now I've seen alot of ass in my life but this takes the cake. This movie looks absolutely horrible! The best sign for how gay this movie is, is how Rev makes an overt comment about how much ass he has seen, and not one person questions, or mocks Rev's sexuality. This movie must be even more gay than Alexander, perhaps 10 times more gay. |
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| #16 02:47pm 18/03/06 |
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Fish
Posts: 2012
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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god that was so crappy that even quicktime crashed :(
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