A FLORIDA man is accused of beating his housemate to death with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer in a row over toilet paper.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, told police he and Kenneth Matthews, 58, were fighting because there was no loo roll in their Moss Bluff home, according to an affidavit.

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I know I've gotten annoyed when there is no toilet paper left but damn!!

Live in fear people, never share with anyone, because this could happen to ANY ONE OF US.

holy crap.


geddit.




but seriously....

writing an abusive, but smug, note on the fridge door is sufficient. or buying toilet paper for yourself and hiding it if no one else buys it. that's would suffice.
no need to take it to killing with a hammer... geez. killed over a toilet paper squabble. what a crappy way to go.

"can you spare a square?"

stupid americans!

as long as the toilet paper rolls forward. if you roll it backwards YOU MUST DIE!!!

/cradles hammer

"can you spare a square?"

"Ah. No!"

Twas a good Seinfeld ep!

8-)

that's s*** man

I swear family members have only just escaped death by doing this #$^$%&%$

last edited by evis at 11:33:03 22/Feb/06

That is why you don't let guys live together. They need a chick to keep them domesticated

thats very true kat

They need something to hit and take thier frustration out on

^ Cl1nt's image properly linked:

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last edited by parabol at 17:29:11 22/Feb/06

thanks parabol i was trying to fix it but i got an error trying to edit. now i know why

whens his funeral?

Tuesday I believe

Agreed infi....wtf puts TP on the roll backwards....there's 3 types of TP refillers, those that don't replenish supplies at all, those that do but f*** it up, and those that do it right or fix it for everyone else!

yes, because the direction the toiler paper rolls out is so important

yes, because the direction the toiler paper rolls out is so important

It is in this house! God forbid I put it around the wrong way

Depending on the configuration of your toilet-paper holder (angle, distance to wall), having the toilet paper rotate and come out on the wall-side of the holder can lead to premature ripping of said toilet paper roll if the toilet paper is pressed right up against the wall.

The advantage of having the roll unwind on the person-side of the holder ensures that the pulling action of the toilet paper will cause tension and pull the holder away from the wall, allowing free rotation of the roll.

I should be nuked for this useless toilet-paper analysis.

this is a very important issue, in fact one i would kill over. if you do put the toilet roll backwards your funeral will be next tuesday.

I was further under the impression parabol that said roll was placed in said fashion so index finger of free hand (generally reserved for nose-picking) could press on near side of roll to enable smooth effortless tearing of said roll to ensure a problem free wipe.

ONE UP, ONE DOWN, ONE TO SHINE.

that is all.

Hasn't that joke already been made in this thread?

but it is so good it never gets old and tired apparently.