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Topic: Nasal Spray: Premature Ejaculation
rrrocket
Posts: 222
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Has anyone tried this?

It's advertised all the time on NOVA FM.

Have to call 1800 .......

If these things work and they want to sell them, as if your going to call their
1800 number.

They should have a site for a free sample, if it works then you would most likely order some.

Gotta spend money to make money. fools. no idea.

The s*** proboably doesn't even work.
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Paveway-3
Posts: 2735
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
are you having issues?
SCOGGEX
Posts: 209
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
more practice is all thats required. Try a picture mag on your lunch break.

close your eyes and just relaaaaaaaaax.
Lowgoz
Posts: 1106
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra read and learn
StreX
Posts: 4834
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i just think of sports scores.
Spike
Posts: 83
Location: Queensland
Gotta spend money to make money. fools. no idea


isnt it costing them money if you call an 1800 number, i mean it may be free for you but not for them
Reverend Evil
Posts: 12629
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
After a quick search wondering WTF this spray is I found this. Anyway, I wouldn't trust the guys selling this s***.
It's a saga worthy of a TV soap opera: the struggling pop star desperate to make a comeback forced to "sell out" to pay the bills.

In this case it's all a little too real for Melissa Tkautz, the former '90s soapie star and pop diva who claims she is owed thousands of dollars after posing in ads promoting a nasal spray that promised to cure premature ejaculation.

"If it wasn't bad enough that she did the embarrassing ads when she was about to embark on a comeback, now she's owed a significant amount of money for them," Tkautz's exasperated agent, Penny Clifford, said.

Jacov Vaisman is the owner of the Advance Medical Institute, the company that markets the nasal spray Tkautz endorsed in a series of newspaper ads, in which she implored: "If your timing's out, call AMI now!".

She follows the Channel Ten personality Tim Webster, who called in the lawyers to stop AMI using his name and image to endorse the nasal spray while the former game show host Ian Turpie is still sweating it out in the Federal Court after his involvement with AMI.

The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission is prosecuting AMI over alleged breaches of the Trade Practices Act.

The matter is still before the court, but the commission claims AMI and Turpie engaged in misleading and deceptive conduct in the nasal spray ads. Turpie was given partial immunity from prosecution after he admitted lying about being impotent and publicly apologised.


Spike
Posts: 84
Location: Queensland
how would the stuff work anyway?
must give some sort of relaxing effect....like marijuana :)
Kat
Posts: 6672
Location:

Stop looking at Kitty porn and the problem may go away
rrrocket
Posts: 223
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wow good find reverend. I do recall Ian Turpie being involved in some mess with some product....


however.......it must be illegal to sell false products?
Shouldnt the ACCC be involved to stop this?



Has anyone else heard the advertisment?

Jem=Jerry
Posts: 3758
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
might be similar to pheromones, where breathed in, puts you into heat

maybe they are claiming that if you arent in 'heat', then your penis isnt trying to stay up, and lets you blow straight away, and the spray puts you into 'heat' so you are pumping and ready
Kat
Posts: 6673
Location:

Has anyone else heard the advertisment?

I don't think you can listen to nova and not hear that ad. Although thankfully they now have a bloke doing it and not a chick
Paveway-3
Posts: 2736
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
jerry that makes no sense
Alt_F4
Posts: 37
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Ya, i heard that radio ad the other day, was quite random at the time.
stinky
Posts: 1114
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Guys don't bother I tried it and it didn't help me out. I'm resigned to being a 15second man. Even closing my eyes thinking of khel doesn't help :(
infi
Posts: 2410
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ugly dave grey is the front man now days isn't he?
whoop
Posts: 9355
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Stop looking at Kitty porn and the problem may go away

because there's nothing more arrousing than a naked kitty.

http://images.ausimages.com/upload/2005-10-30/TN_ot8676.jpg
Stez
Posts: 2875
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Meh, I wish they'd make one for faster ejac.

I go for so long that sometimes I can't even be bothered it's too much effort...or the chick has so many o's she passes out and I'm left hangin...or twangin? Good way to get a 6 pack tho.
Xy
Posts: 394
Location: Mackay, Queensland
Stinky you must be going out with a loaded gun.
Watch theres something about mary and learn in an entertaining fassion how to deal with this problem.
Anyway any guy worth their salt in the sack does most their work (if not all) with the other tools of the trade before barging in with mr pen0s so the lady shouldn't be left too unsatisfied if you come up short. ;P
Persay
Posts: 3525
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^ so that's why she kept a hammer next to the bed?! damn i'm slow!
stinky
Posts: 1116
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I may be quick, but I can always promise a girl one orgasm.... MINE!
xot
Posts: 93
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
for me, sex is like a race to orgasm.
and i am undefeated.
brett
Posts: 1796
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
are you having issues?


smoked by the pave-noob
stinky
Posts: 1119
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I bet I can beat you xot. Duel in my pants!
nF
Posts: 11593
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
A nasal spray is better than a shot in the eye am i rite?
Agent 99
Posts: 67
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yeah, I hear that ad on Nova whenever I listen to the radio too. I don't know much about that nasal spray, including how (and if!) it actually works, but I probably wouldn't trust it (based on the press I've heard on it so far). If you've got a medical condition, just see your doctor and they'll give you some advice or treatment for it. Sometimes though if you just take things a little slower, you should find that you don't have so much a problem. The mind is a pretty powerful thing. Also (apparently) getting your girlfriend to gently squeeze the tip of your penis when you feel you're about to come (if you're about to come too early) supposedly helps.


last edited by Agent 99 at 15:52:03 30/Oct/05
Stez
Posts: 2878
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Or u could just get some cialis and u'll have constant hardons for like 2 days...
Kat
Posts: 6676
Location:
Also (apparently) getting your girlfriend to gently squeeze the tip of your penis when you feel you're about to come (if you're about to come too early) supposedly helps.


I think you mean the base.....
Agent 99
Posts: 71
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^
lol, yeah, again, I don't know much about premature ejaculation treatments (can't say I've ever really had that problem ;) )...that's why I just said "apparently"...
Booyah
Posts: 4677
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Must... resist.. easy...flammage ..of kat...

.....

ahhhhh that's better.

last edited by Booyah at 16:10:28 30/Oct/05
LD99
Posts: 401
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I think he meant tip.

I wonder if the idea is that by applying firm pressure, you are removing the light touch sensations...

Don't really know if either methods really work though.
stinky
Posts: 1120
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah, if I could last long enough for them to actually touch my penis then maybe that could work ...
Agent 99
Posts: 72
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah, if I could last long enough for them to actually touch my penis then maybe that could work ...


lol...and who are "them"...

you sound like a busy man there stinky... :P
Kat
Posts: 6678
Location:

you sound like a busy man there stinky... :P

You mean the nickname didn't give it away?
Agent 99
Posts: 73
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You mean the nickname didn't give it away?


lol, nice comeback.
stinky
Posts: 1121
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah, thankfully my stench usually drives them away long before they get to discover my early arrival issues.

last edited by stinky at 16:22:51 30/Oct/05
Agent 99
Posts: 74
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

^
I suddenly feel sooo bad...

Nevermind Stinky, you'll find yourself a girl someday, who appreciates you for the person you are.

last edited by Agent 99 at 16:35:03 30/Oct/05
Spook
Posts: 14879
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
even if i finish early, as long as i get off, its a win
stinky
Posts: 1122
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Agent_99: Does that mean we're going steady? sweeeet!
Fuknukle
Posts: 3894
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
fuk u in the stink hole
sorry, i meant have a nice day bitch
Agent 99
Posts: 75
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
fuk u in the stink hole
sorry, i meant have a nice day bitch


SOMEONE needs a hug...
xot
Posts: 94
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
whilst in the appropriate thread, i think i'll raise a separate issue:

u know how u really like a girl so u get down and f*** her.. then u blow. once u blow u think to urself "f*** this.. i just wanna go home" but u cant cos its too rude to get up and leave.

thats also like porn. ur downloading a massive porn vid, then u rub one out, so u cancel the video and think "what was i thinking! thats half my cap!" but before u beat off u thought it was worth it.

thoughts?
Yzaerg
Posts: 3310
Location: Other International
whilst in the appropriate thread, i think i'll raise a separate issue:

u know how u really like a girl so u get down and f*** her.. then u blow. once u blow u think to urself "f*** this.. i just wanna go home" but u cant cos its too rude to get up and leave.

thats also like porn. ur downloading a massive porn vid, then u rub one out, so u cancel the video and think "what was i thinking! thats half my cap!" but before u beat off u thought it was worth it.

thoughts?
I love it.

SOMEONE needs a f***...

What?

last edited by Yzaerg at 17:22:58 30/Oct/05
Agent 99
Posts: 76
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
u know how u really like a girl so u get down and f*** her.. then u blow. once u blow u think to urself "f*** this.. i just wanna go home" but u cant cos its too rude to get up and leave.


Are you serious??? You've never found yourself so enamoured by your partner that you just want lay next to them afterwards and kiss and cuddle and stuff for a bit?

last edited by Agent 99 at 17:27:54 30/Oct/05
Stez
Posts: 2879
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
LOL yeah i gotta admit most of the time I just wanna get up and go - I have other things to do.

I mean if i have nothing else to do, sure, lay about a bit, why not.

But I have s*** to do. I don't mean to be rude but I just dont have the time for snuggling!
Kat
Posts: 6679
Location:

I don't mean to be rude but I just dont have the time for snuggling!

As if we care what you do in bed... maybe your buy/girl might though
Agent 99
Posts: 77
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I think everything should be a compromise. Sometimes, you may not have time to stay around and cuddle and stuff and quickies can be fun, but sometimes it's just nice to have the guy there with you for a bit.
stinky
Posts: 1123
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's okay Agent, I'd snuggle you ... we're not all asses like some ppl posting here.
Spike
Posts: 85
Location: Queensland
well it seems like most the guys here ejaculate prematurely so in general its normal for you guys so its not a real problem

anyway isnt that why you call it a "quicky"
Stez
Posts: 2880
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Re kat: I didn't mean rude to the forum, i meant rude to the person in bed.
riot'us
Posts: 2543
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

u know how u really like a girl so u get down and f*** her.. then u blow. once u blow u think to urself "f*** this.. i just wanna go home" but u cant cos its too rude to get up and leave.

thats when it's time to go again :p
d[o_0]b
Posts: 518
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
just use a zip tie, around the base, just yank the f*** out of it before you blow


works every time
Fuknukle
Posts: 3895
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
fuk u in the stink hole
sorry, i meant have a nice day bitch
was refering to not getting as far as the stink hole, ie. blowing before getting there, so its like oh well, sorry chickybabe, have a nice day im spent.

you know i love you AND your mum Stinky :D
sLiNky
Posts: 510
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What the hell is wrong with you guys and going early? I have never had a problem. It`s usually pretty even. Or A bit to either side. Depends on who is more in the mood.
SCOGGEX
Posts: 210
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the only time it ever happened to me was once when the chick I was sharing the house with with came in my room, sat on my bed, put my dick in her mouth and started snorkling.

I was so taken by surprise I blew that quick and she said 'I was just going to say please dont blow in my mouth' :D

nF
Posts: 11599
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
i waff goan sahh donn hlow unn mahh moufff
Insom
Posts: 216
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
just have a pull beforehand, it's not rocket science
Superform
Posts: 3896
Location: Cairns, Queensland
i have had both extremes.. sometimes when i'm really toey and been out all day etc i last 10 secs.. other times i go for 3 hours.. once i f***ed 2 chicks for 4 hours and still didnt blo


i keep mental pictures from kat.zip in me head.. its like having brewers droop on tap
angelblade
Posts: 205
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
one time a girl touched my WILLY LOL

GUYS DO U THINK IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL????????


angelblade
Posts: 206
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
btw why the f*** hasnt huntard made an amazingly f***ing gay presence in this f***ing already gay thread yet?

i.e

this one time, i was like totally smashing this chick, and i like, put my flame t-shirt on, and i DIDNT CUM UNTIL I ACTUALLY GOT IT IN HER THIS TIME

YAY
Mantra
Posts: 1391
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
This thread started well.. then it started getting disturbing...
Persay
Posts: 3536
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i can only cum if a girl opens her nose nice and wide and stimulates the tip of my penis with her nostril
nF
Posts: 11604
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
are you allowed to touch her breasts when she does that?
korbs
Posts: 844
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

just have a pull beforehand, it's not rocket science


quoted for truth...though the girl usually catches on if she goes down on you and only gets a half-load for her troubles.
Fuknukle
Posts: 3897
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Mantra, you so totally want me.
it'll be the best 10 seconds of your life
Fuknukle
Posts: 3898
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
is it bad that i find it funny if they choke and sqint their eyes and puck their lips trying to swallow as fast as possible because its so chunky?

its weird tho coz sometimes its nps at all and other times they nearly throw up.
i shouldnt laugh tho, much less anger in the long run to just roll over and goto sleep

the biggest problem is them sucking away for ages and your not getting anywhere and they get angry at ME!?
WTF learn to suck Maxe.. i mean.. . Joy, i should be getting angry at YOU!
Xy
Posts: 399
Location: Mackay, Queensland
"This thread started well.. then it started getting disturbing..."


QFGJ
spoon
Posts: 198
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Skitza
Posts: 6859
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Haha exis you are a funny little guy :)
Booyah
Posts: 4680
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hi guyz, i got a very embarrassing question, like, how do i turn on my xbox i think the on button is missing.

Insom
Posts: 217
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol angelblade you are one cool bastard
Simpsoid
Posts: 2
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want to stick and spray anything up my nose that's gonna make me cum, it could be messy.
It probably smells like s*** and you get brain hemmohraging for a few hours so your penis doesn't work properly and just stays hard even when you're finished and want to sleep because the chick wasn't satisfied and went home with your brother in your car.
Or am I totally not understanding the "NASAL SPRAY TECHNOLOGY".
By the way I'm sick of the s*** ads on NOVA as someone mentioned before. Also I'm sick of NOVA with their s*** music and the same song 5 times in a 7 hour period. Then they do it for 5 different songs. It's almost like they only have one cd of top 40 bulls***.
After about midnight they get some decent music for an hour or 2 then its back to Jennifer Lopez, Linsey Lohan and that little prick that can't sing for s*** but is still popular cos he traded his soul to the devil for a record deal.
Obes
Posts: 3814
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Mantra puts penis up his nose.
Amaya
Posts: 147
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I've only ever really had men have timing issues after it's been a long time (or they're just overly pent up)... so long as they "make it up to you" at a later date I'm not that concerned. That said I might be if it were a continual thing.

It's funny but particularly of late I've had very cuddly men who've wanted to lay about in post coital glow a lot longer than I have. I don't tend to have one night stands though which may account for the lack of "get up and go"
Persay
Posts: 3540
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Amaya that's because goths are really transformed emo crybaby bitches who just want to be held like their mother never did
Amaya
Posts: 150
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Persay: I don't usually date other goths.
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 2144
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
it would be good if this stuff worked. As you get older it DOES get more difficult to get a stiffy. What does Viagra cost these days? I heard 20 bucks a pill or something?
Persay
Posts: 3542
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
As you your wife gets older it DOES get more difficult to get a stiffy
QFT
Stez
Posts: 2881
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
slap_forehead - cialis is much better than viagra.

cialis works for 36 hours and with better effect. viagra only works for 1 go.
Khel
Posts: 10792
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
I came into this thread thinking it was going to be some hard-hitting report linking the use of nasal sprays for colds and such to premature ejaculation. Instead, all I get is news about Turps being a criminal :(

I trusted you Turps! I looked up to you! How can you betray me this way?!?!?
Agent 99
Posts: 90
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What's cialis?
Xy
Posts: 405
Location: Mackay, Queensland
Google is your friend.
http://www.globalchange.com/cialis.htm
A_W
Posts: 849
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Wow, you must not get hardly any junk mail at all A99.
Mr Hardware
Posts: 5374
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
f*** off spamming threadminers
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