its a boring one about paintings. a famous painting gets stolen and the man who stole it is running away and the canvas cops a bullet through it. some modern day painter makes a replica, and stabs it with a knife thing so it looks like the real deal. then he has to prove in court that he made the fake..

in the court room he rubs out the eyes of the person he was painting with his thumb.

anyone know?

doom ?

absolutely nfi

sounds european

google?

stfu?

top gun

no?

that thing with peirce brosnan? I think he stuffs a painting into a briefcase, is that it?

18 male rap

The Thomas Crown Affair

Incognito

Jason Patric
Irène Jacob
Rod Steiger
Ian Holm

Incognito stars Jason Patric as Harry Donovan, a highly-skilled artist who is asked by three businessmen, two English and one Chinese, who have heard of his reputation, to paint a Rembrandt for them. For his work they will pay him $50,000 now, and another $500,000 on delivery. So Harry sets off for Paris to do plenty of research on the artist, searching for the inspiration to pick one of the many paintings to base his latest work on. While there he misses his father, Rod Steiger, last seen in the sci-fi comedy Mars Attacks!, who tries to hide his heart condition from his son.

Later at a cafe, he literally bumps into Marieke (Irène Jacob), a young art student who offers to buy him a coffee after spilling one over his sketchings. He declines, but they meet again the next day while she discusses art with two male friends. Interupting the conversation by shoving in his opinions where they're not wanted, he causes a scene and leaves, with Marieke following behind. After a day spent together, a brief passionate affair ensues in the hotel reception, but the next day she leaves just as he wakes up...never to be seen again ?

With the painting completed after a month's hard work spent in Amsterdam, Harry takes it to London, back to his 'employers', where they have arranged for some professional art critics to give their opinion. All are convinced it's a Rembrandt apart from one - Marieke, clearly not a student as she first told him. After she leaves, the men refuse to pay the asking price and one produces a gun to persuade him to leave. Harry overpowers him, grabs hold of the gun and lets off a round without looking too closely at where the shot went, then swaps the gun for his painting and leaves, catching up with Marieke and now on the run for both the theft of an original painting - as claimed by those in the know - and, more importantly, murder, as the Chinese man got in the way of the bullet.

When the authorities eventually catch up with Harry, he's put in the dock and has to prove that the painting he's created is a fake in order to clear his name.

shame vegetable, shame.

harry potter

Bah! You see one stolen painting flick you've seen em all.

Stolen painting comedy series ftw.

Allo allo with the stolen madonna with the big boobies is gooderer.