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Topic: Funny German sex education book **56K death**
Reverend Evil
Posts: 12543
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
http://www.members.optushome.com.au/gpahl/sexed.jpg
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infi
Posts: 2366
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
WOW
whoop
Posts: 9305
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ahahahahha what the hell is that s***. why didn't we get that in highschool :(

rated 5
darius
Posts: 354
Location:
gotta love the germans haha :)

anyone remember that work place health & safety german video for forklift driving?
infi
Posts: 2367
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
das kunt
whoop
Posts: 9306
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah that thing was crazy darius
Protius
Posts: 3179
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Well its straight to the point...
Clearly photoshoppped.
infi
Posts: 2368
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
where's the foreplay,
whoop
Posts: 9307
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
where's the foreplay,

I don't want know your name
I just want bang bang bang
randy
Posts: 1804
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ich lieBe die Deutschen!
infi
Posts: 2369
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
in dien licken and dein poumpen
lmnt
Posts: 1392
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol its so much funnier when you can read german too :D
infi
Posts: 2370
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
show off
A_W
Posts: 731
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

hahahahahaha.

and yes i remember that forklift video too. also quite funny.
Tiny
Posts: 643
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You all fail at speaking german.

Ich bin der Reiter
du bist das Ross
ich steige auf
wir reiten los
du stohnst ich sag dir vor
ein Elefant im Nadelohr



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Crizane Tribal
Posts: 874
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I am the rider
you are the horse
I climb on
we ride off
you moan
I whisper to you
an elephant in the eye of a needle

I may fail German, but I get HD's for Google and Rammstein :P

Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier
Sie atmet dich sie sucht nach dir
Nistet auf gebrochenen Herzen
Geht auf Jagd bei Kuss und Kerzen
Saugt sich fest an deinen Lippen
Gräbt sich Gänge durch die Rippen
Lässt sich fallen weich wie Schnee
Erst wird es heiß dann kalt am Ende tut es weh
mission
Posts: 2588
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I always wondered where babies came from.

The little arrow going out of the nut-sac explains it.
Spook
Posts: 14820
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
thats not how i do it
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 1349
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
thats not how i do it


Thats because this book doesnt show what happens when 2 guys have sex....
WarT
Posts: 9886
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Thats because this book doesnt show what happens when 2 guys have sex....


Owned.
Reverend Evil
Posts: 12546
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
LAWL!

8-)
A_W
Posts: 733
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

haha.
Tiny
Posts: 644
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahah, i did do german for 7 years, i can speak it, I know those lyrics off by heart.

Ich kann duetsch sprecken. Heute, ich geh zu schlafen.
shad
Posts: 1315
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Since they are german, where is the part about taking a dump on their chest.
Irhabi
I like eel pie
Posts: 2254
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I don't want know your name
I just want bang bang bang


hahahhaa i love that flash movie,do you have a link to it? , been looking for it for ages..

last edited by Irhabi at 16:06:39 22/Oct/05
Xyzzy
Posts: 110
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Thats not just a German thing guys... they used an english version for sex ed at my primary school.
Kat
Posts: 6599
Location:
I have never seen a kid so happy at that stage of their life
Frag
Posts: 1732
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Ohh spooky that was left WIDE open ;)
infi
Posts: 2376
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

first result. google.
sc00bs
Posts: 2036
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahahah thats so funny how the baby is coming out of the lady
nF
Posts: 11558
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
they do that scoobs, you mustn't have been paying attention in school
sc00bs
Posts: 2038
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
they do that scoobs, you mustn't have been paying attention in school


yes but most babies dont have the expression on their faces like that one does.
Reverend Evil
Posts: 12562
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
scoobs came out feet first.

8-)
amyescence
Posts: 77
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Where's the screaming and expletives while she's giving birth? Surely it should look more like this:

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/3715/sexed2mo.jpg


last edited by amyescence at 13:03:48 24/Oct/05
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 1357
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
And for those of us who arnt members of the third reich that means?
amyescence
Posts: 80
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Roughly translated, it means "Sh*t! Drugs! Give me drugs! I hate you! SH*T". At least, that's what the online translator told me.
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