Sitting around a coffee table at bon amicci's wondering what the hell we should do tonight, Alexis brought up the idea of going to the gold coast for a road trip and midnight swim ( i live in toowoomba so thats actually a road trip for us, yeah i know... bad luck 2 me) so well jumped up and raced home and got ready for the trip.

6 Pack of XXXX Gold, the chicks had some bitch drinks ( i drank more of them than they did ) smokes, towel, change of clothes..

On the way we played some good music and then i decided to ask if anyone wanted to play a car game called "Truth" as we call it. You get to ask someone a question and they have to answer it truthfully, or they take a piece of clothing off. I ended up sitting in my boxer shorts for the majority of the trip, and the girls were in bikini's.. still 2 hours from the water !

Car full of guys drove past us and started wolf whistling to the girls so i promptly wound my window down, pushed a nipple out, licked my finger and played with my nipple while yelling "any time baby" - i hate it when guys call out to chicks like they are whores.. They didnt bother to come back and sped off about 140km/h ahead of us.

i was behind the shotgun passenger, and she had this beany on so i kept trying to steal it, and kept giving wet willies - worst mistake ever. She had some "shimmer powder" as she called it - and i copped a hand full of it in the face and all over my chest. It is like powder with glitter in it. Not cool. So there i was sitting there in my boxers covered in glitter drinking beers and smoking some PJ's.

Got to the Coast, went and found a spare place on the beach to dump our stuff (sarcasm) and decided to just run and hit the water with my mate Ryan. Never thought i would taste my own balls as the receeded once we dived into the first wave..

The girls lost tops and bottoms, but alas it was night, although a full moon, we didnt get to see any goodies =(

On the way back and a few more beers later, we were pretty drunk and the questions in truth were getting pretty raunchy and personal, such as "do you have meat hangers" to the girls and the usual "spit or swallow" "have you taken it in the ass" "has your boyfriend used a didlo on himself in front of u" and ohter sick things.. was interesting and i havnt laughed so hard in a long time!

we pulled into a server for some more smokes and we were sitting there in our shorts and one of hte girls threw her bikini top into the back with me and Ryan. I drunkenly and promptly put it on ... they wanted me to wear it into the servo to buy the smokes, but i wasnt THAT drunk.. yet. I got Ryan to put on one of their Bra's and we put our shoulders back, chests out and marched into the Servo. the guy behind the counter laughed and asked us if it was a dare? We said "no not realy.. kinda?" i begged him to end our pain and to give us our change and we ran off back to the car laughing our asses off. the girls were crying with laughter - was pretty funny to see i guess.

Ryan had to chuck a piss so he hopped out on the highway - bra still on ! We took off and made him run behind us yelling out to him to run like a pansy or he couldnt get back in, so he did, and we let him back in - hella funny waching a guy with a yellow bra, black boardies running behind a car like a pansy rofl.

Well all in all it ended up being a great road trip, for an hour of swimming in winter at the goldcoast @ Midnight.

Definately doing it again, but hopefully summer this time ...

you should write a book....

will you edit it ?

inbeforethedragons

OMG, SEQUEL STAT~

you know what I'm going to say.
















dragons

how long did it take u to drive that?

2 hours there, hour in the water, 2 hours back

Guess you had to be there

Wow, the s*** you guys do for fun in Toowoomba!

What do you do for an encore? f*** your sisters?

^^ HAAHAHHAHAHAHAA

sounds like good, clean spontaneous fun.

needs nudie pics of chicks....

if they are any good.

pics of chics OR LYING!!!

Yea...did you score with any of them,or are you just "good friends"?

I scored with your mum Tanaka. Damn she was good.

Well she is a whore,i hope she gave you a discount mate!

thats the worst made up story i ever read - i want my 5 minutes back.

rofl - yes they are hot, one came 3rd in the Toowoomba miss indy comp last year?

The other is quite cute 2, and we are "good friends"

No pics - didnt have a camera

And i dont have a sister to f*** so - we resort to our horses.

haha 3rd in the toowoomba miss indy, even obes mum would've come at least 1st round that way.

Sounds like lotsa fun.

LOL Mav!!!

lol maverick wins

They're called "Friends with benefit's"

no Slinky - thats my sister... i would never think of my REAL friends like that !

Toowomba chicks are good! No s***!

Ok well I've only been out on the "town" in toowomba once, but there was a f***load of hotties and all the guys are gronks so its easy to pick up. And they have nothing else to do up there...

Stez - you are 100% right.

but dont let the secret out dammit - let you brissy boys think u got all the hotties there = more for us (gronks) - well atleast a better chance :P

i once had a like 3rd cousin from toowoomba who was about 5 years older than me and was down to see my grandparents when i was staying over, and she was trying to hit on me, imean i know it's 3rd cousin, but it's still f***ing wrong.. so i just f***ed her and since then i haven't spoken to anyone from toowoomba, especially my 3 eyed cousin-son

imean i know it's 3rd cousin, but it's still f***ing wrong.. so i just f***ed her

uhhh.

jesus f***, why can't you cockstains get live journals or something?

we're just spreading the love typo, f*** you're so hostile, just relax, you need some synthol injected into your arms

RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!

we're just spreading the love typo, f*** you're so hostile, just relax, you need some synthol injected into your arms

Does Typo have to choke a bitch?

omfg LOL !

haha typo

Im disturbed with mental images now Mav....