BUSTED!!

http://users.bigpond.net.au/fedx/cerbpimp.jpg

First Post!

Oh, and mad propz to FedX's photoshop skillz and my hat-finding skillz :)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.. LMAO..

You should see the original, looks nothing like that :)

hehe... maxe sent me another pic of Lyco pimpin too...

Hehe, the Photoshop war is awn! He and cerb are trying to out-photoshop me and fedx. I suck at photoshop but my image finding skills are good :)

we need another kitty pr0n thread.. thats where my skillz really shine

who is the fat chick?

Fat? That's a trick of the perspective I think, it's necra's little sister.

little as in younger i assume

and the beat goes on...

http://maxe.hypermart.net/lycopimp3.jpg

maxe has mad fotoshop skills

bwhahahahhah, keep this thread alive!

Next challenge: modify Barak's picture :D

LOL.. yeah.. how come no one has done that yet??

Okay, so the battle lines have been ignored... if it's going to go live on the net, then bring it awn!!!

I'm just warming up my graphics tablet so far, but here's my two efforts:

http://cfx.qgl.org/misc/images/markben_fags.jpg

http://cfx.qgl.org/misc/images/thinkingofsomeone.jpg

sorry cerb, but your speech bubbles just aren't l33t

http://maxe.hypermart.net/strexmug.jpg

/edit

on second thoughts... not a good idea... :)

i'll second that.

Oh, and Splash: They're thought bubbles... don't you know the code of comics? :)

blah.. same diff..

need....more....pics.....

must.....defame......

2 dorrah to the person who can find us barak's pic, then another 2 dorrah to whoever does the best job with it. :)

2 dorrah, 2 DORRAH!!!!!!!

damn.. it should be easy to find, he posted it enough times..

i wish that search thing would work..

yeh, the search is only for news items now. :(

can you get to the old threads?

Hahahaha this thread must go to the top!!!

Photoshop eliteness = like totally cool...

Haha!!! I just got a photo of maxe at his computer... :)

http://cfx.qgl.org/misc/images/maxe.jpg

Oh, and sif you'd have posters of Apple s*** in your room. :)

/edit

oh... poor maxebon is cut. :)

/edit

I AM A MASTAR HAXX0R!!!!1

/edit

truce. :)

*image taken out, got enough junk on my webspace as it is... LOL - apparently limited webspace that is, shame they forgot to turn the quotas on eh?*

LOL.. Zyan is the true photoshop mastar hax0r king!!!1

http://www.ratemyface.com/pictures/sugar_pie.jpg

me think shes ok, shes in darwin!

LOL, that's a real rush job :\ The best is yet to come ;)

erm.. Zoix.. why are you posting that here?

Keep it going this is some of the funniest s*** I have seen.

oops wrong thread, anyway have her.. shes doesnt want me :(

sif she wouldn't want every Brisbane guy. She'd be bored in Darwin...slut...

arrr! of all the pics it had to be that one!! cerb you p!mp-slap a55hole!!!!

I have l337 paint shop skillz. Do they count?

BOB the Fruit

sif j00 don't lub the attention, maxe. :)

sif j00 dot lub to dress like a woman.

http://maxe.hypermart.net/lycerben.jpg

maxe: Umm... what are we doing? It's supposed to be me and you versus FeDX and Lyco...

then what the hell were you doing?! :)

Umm.... practicing... yeh, practicing :)

Hahahahhaa

Keep this up it is hell funny :)

^bump^

okay, we're going to need a new thread for the next round.. and maxe, you're going to need a new place to host your stuff, hypermart must use 33.6K modems to link with mainland Australia..

hmm, it'd sure be nice if we had a LINUX BOX up and running.....

Hehe... :)

I think we need to ask the admins to host ph0t0sh0pj0r.qgl.org for us. :)

Hehe

This thread rocks =)

Umm... I was going to attempt some j0r editing on an image when I came across this one. I think perhaps it's fine as it is. :)

FeDX is huggin some other guy, and Damage Inc is just being a faget. :)

http://www.ozemail.com.au/~lycomedes/images/bcd.jpg

I was so tempted to put some speech bubbles on it like "raaape!" and "grab my nipple tighter!!! oooohh!" etc on it, but I decided not to :)

i would have expected more from the almighty zyan.

better not knock, if things go well next year you might be my lecturer. :0

At QANTM? If I decide to work with them again next year, it won't be teaching this time, it'll be production. And notice I said IF... they better consider paying me a lot more ;) hehehe

Sorry but I just had to... I've been told that after this I'm on FeDX and Lyco's team ;)

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~btas/benbenben.jpg

hehe, good thing hes asleep right now. :)

More like "hehe, good thing we live 400km apart" LOL

I think after that effort he'd just be glad that I conned you onto our team Zyan :)

the máxe ph34r5 n07 zyan, only lack of ph0705

Heh, let me see, you live with FedX, and he has a digital camera. Where is the lack of photos of which you speak? :P

FeDX has a larger built and a battery fetish.

Aah, capiche.

^^bump^^

More pics God damnit!!

Okay, here's a quick job. Not too flash, but I only spent about 5 minutes on it...

Go FeDX, tweak those nipples baby!!! :)

http://cfx.qgl.org/misc/images/ben_nipple.jpg

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"Wouldn't you just love to get one of those Gibsons!!"

sorry.. but thats a pretty sad effort

I haven't see any of your offerings, yet. :)

prolly cos i dont even have photoshop installed..

i'm just playing the part of critic ;)

PS. come play qpong faget

Oh pa-lease *points at Cerb's post*, I could have done better than that if I had my eyes closed and I was using my foot to control the mouse... :P

Come on ppl let's see some Photoshop l337ness and not this "look mummy i can use windows paint" stuff... ;D

bwahahahaha.. schlapped down!

Well I dunno about you but this is starting to feel a whole lot like the poster series that was released for Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker" (not to mention the film clip by the legendary Chris Cunningham)

cerb, you dont deserve yer fancy shmancy graf1x tablet after that effort. me and my Gatton College/Greater Brisbane ACC mousepad combo own j00.

This is the most j0r thread ever! Keep it up, dont want to stop ROTFL now...

one for j00

http://maxe.hypermart.net/lycospank.jpg

*cough*

sorry, thought it was being neglected.

Okay, I'm curious - is that Zyan that he's thinking of?

Oh, and I thought that speech/thought bubbles just weren't j0r enough? :)

hehe, another highly amusing thread to keep me warm during these cold midnight hours when theres nothing better to do than read QGL

btw, Im still In england, and theres still 5cm of snow on the ground, hence - its f***ing freezing.

someone do some photoshop kitty pr0n again, maybe pimpdaddy Lyco and one of his pussys... hehe, or pimpdaddy wannabe cerb and one of his....

man, theres alot of pussies in their house ;-)

"Iiiiiii hope I didnt just say that out loud just then"

"I wanna suck my mom, and my daddy too... oh is this thing on?!" hahah

My masterpiece is complete.

Soz about the size of it - it's a wallpaper image. :)

http://cfx.qgl.org/misc/images/fedx.jpg

can one of u master photoshop ppl ic

icq me on 86364246...I just need a few pointers on photoshop...thanks, much appreciated...

/me shows EvisceratoR the edit button

So Splash Damage, what were you thinking when you gave out that pic of me? You do of course realise that I have 559 webcam pics of you doing stupid things... so what do you want me to do, Photoshop them, or worse, just post them all in a zip for everyone to play with? >:)

i swear!! i was fooled!! maxe promised me he only wanted to know what you looked like... really..

*ahem*

Zyan: "I only take the piss out of people who I don't know well and who don't know where I live"

i know where j00 live!!

I know where j00 live too! :P

*feels guilty about signing the "dangerous items" section of the express post parcel he's just sent*

but i didnt take the piss out of you.. i merely helped out a friend in need... and that friend just happened to need a pic of you

*backpedal* *grovel* look at him go! :)

*starts sifting through webcam pics*

So, Splashy, what do you prefer, the ones from 1999, or the ones from 2000? OR, the ones of you sucking the South Park plastic figures?

backpedal? grovel? sif!

no skin off my nose.. everyone knows i'm an idiot anyway

Bugger, that's right, you have no shame do you :/

Yes, but they don't know what you look at around 2 AM, or about the half naked guy that walks around your unit............

I'd be worried about having the South Park figures transformed into something else, if you get me ;)

Oh, and I won't mention the Xmas greeting necra and I sent you, Splash. :)

my icq just broke :(

See what happens when you don't play nice? :)

BBL, going to get back in to 3D Studio MAX and get some work done for once!

hahaha Splash, serves u right for sending me an icq message saying I was a faget for driving an Excel,hehe :)

no really... i'm serious.. ICQ just refuses to load... :(

100th post on this thread

eye own

Silvameth - you are a f***** for driving an Excel.... :)

yer.. but shes a chick

Thats no excuse.... she still roots men :P

that makes me a lesbian ;)

Yes thats correct. SO we are all homosexual if you look at it like that :P hahaha.....

you'd like to think so anyway :P

Yeah well we are both lesbians Splash, so nothing is stopping us now :P

damnit man.. you always take something beautiful like being a lesbian and make it really gay

haha life is poetic justice...

see!! that was prolly a perfectly good saying, but you had to go and homogenise it..

Homogenising has nothing to do with sexuality.... doesn't it mean something like "to make more appropriate for human consumption" or somes*** like that?

beats the f*** outa me.. i was just something i wordified on the spot...

You didn't wordify anything - you gayified everything.

well i was talking about you, so i had to :P

Yeah cos I am a lesbian.

The first person to get me a Quad PIII Xeon with a GB of RAM so I can finish this damn rendering will get $500. Come on... you know you wanna...

*kicks stupid 5,000,000 polygon count*

/me rings bell

alright fellas, break it up... save it for round two... to your corners... :)

Both of you, stop your stupid neologism and GET ME A QUAD XEON DAMNIT! :P

Only if you stop your neogayism...

"yack yack yack..."

*goes back to rendering* (the $500 offer on the quad box still stands by the way... ;)

OK Splash and Anarot, u must both b ghey.......

you that slut everyone is talking about on ausgamers?

because you seem to have a few too many experiences.

and exactly what slut r u talking about ...cos I have NFI...

Ooo, this is getting interesting :) *fight fight fight*

http://maxe.hypermart.net/evis.jpg

Layer effects make me tingle.

Umm why the f*** are you asking me???

Just finished the banner ad for Lyco's new website. Here it is!

ps, it's about 17 seconds long, so be patient. :)

http://cfx.qgl.org/misc/images/banner.gif

ok cerb... you get props for that one..

but dont start thinking you're l33t or anything

too late... :)

maxe: "TEACH ME GRAND MASTA HTML HAX0R!"

Priceless.

maxe icq me 86364246...

Hahaha Cerb that is excellent!

It was original too...not just more of the same. Well done Cerb

^^bump^^

sif I didn't single-handedly win the war! :)

FeDX and Zyan: Do you guys even know how to spell Photoshop? :)

/me desperately wants to see more stuff :)

hate to say it, but this house unanimously agrees that your fedx wallpaper blowz.

This house unanimously agress that you blow. :)

Speak for yourself ! I didn't agree to that maxe baby:P

sif the opinions of your house are worth s***. my house would beat the s*** out of your house if they were ever in a fight.

hahahaha cerb, your house is rife with insubordination!

How long have you been waiting to use that word? ;)

hehe... notch one up for Zyan. :)

But where's some photoshop work to go with it? Huh? Punk? :)

Well, I have an image here, but I think that sexual relations between you and maxe might be taking the image creation just a tad too far; besides, I have better stuff to do with my time, like this, and this.