If Women Ruled the World...


>Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
>A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
>Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
>PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
>Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
>Men would get reputations for "sleeping around."
>"Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
>Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
>Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
>Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
>Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
>Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
>Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
>Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit," "Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby," etc.
>Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
>Men would sit around and wonder what women are thinking.
>Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
>All toilet seats would be nailed down and men would sit down to pee.
>Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
>TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.
>All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator!
>During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19-year old boys.
>Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
>After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
>For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
>Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.


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iv'e told zoix this one but, in some town in tenesse (or somfin) there is a local law that if a woman drives anywhere a man has to walk in fron of the car flashling a big red flag. Now thats funny

Another stupid law: Australian taxicabs are required by law to carry a bail of hay in the boot at all times.

You know Zoix, not to pick on you or anything, but I really hate it when people go around perpetuating these stupid stereotypes. It's why our society is so f***ed up.


Oh well

g0dfr3y..
go look up 'joke' in the dictionary

lol very nice boys i agree with most of the above and as a man g0dfr3y you should not take offence to this it is funny!!!!

Yay!! A chick with a sense of humour!!! w00t!

Armadillo, I can see that it's a joke.

The fact is that I've seen the same 'joke' a million f***ing times already. You get the same 'joke' (stupid male/female stereotype) through email every other f***ing month. You get the same 'joke' at evry other f***ing 'joke' site.

The point is that the 'joke' is just lame, tired and f***ing pathetic (kind of like me).


Oh well

PS. On the other hand, if you find it amusing - more power to you.

heh im wierd..

I only get s*** that might in some way entertain you all. Put no more of that "lame" crap