i like this....not that it's ever happened to me of course :-)

HAHAHA

nah you do what tucker max did, make her leave via the window when his mates were at the door :]

hahahaha

That's pretty good.

check out his other videos.. funny as

Thats funny :)

That's pretty good.

she could have been a looker in her day.... maybe :s

she's a slut and she knows it

she wants to root all the boys

she could have been a looker in her day.... maybe :s

that's why you check out the mum first

he's no underwear model either, fat basement dwelling mouth breather.

Who wouldn't do Nick Frost?

what the hell did half the video get cut off? there's no point to it? he goes up to leave, sees a pic of him/wife and his kid comes in. what's missing?

I'll illustrate,
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2770/63337307fw9.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1937/walbl9.gif

what the hell did half the video get cut off? there's no point to it? he goes up to leave, sees a pic of him/wife and his kid comes in. what's missing?

mmmm....lets try and help
1. did you watch it?
2. if you answered yes to 1 did you have sound on
3. if you answered yes to 1 & 2 - are you a virgin?
4. if you answered yes to 3 go ask your parents - if you answered no re watch the vid
5. if you're still unsure - f*** off!!

yeah wheres the part where he leaves

:]

That Fifa vid rocks.

crazymorton what the f*** is so funny about some dude waking up, seeing the fatass he slept with, trying to leave but his kid comes in. WHERE'S THE BIT WHERE THE FUNNY BIT HAPPENS

f***ing retard ^

ok dude i surrender...here it is
he is f***in married to her.....see the wedding pic!!!! (it's her)
notice the grog beside the bed....he's had a big night and forgets...
and it's their kid!!!!
so it's a play on the old waking up next to the fugly chick thing...

get it now?

please get it now......

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Thats farking great!

That blokes been in a few movies now.. shaun of the dead.. hot fuzz..

he cracks me up

thats a s*** vid and i get it, stop wasting my quota kthx.

ps he is a funny man

Nice thread, needs zombies.

Wow pete...

If it helps the kid says "Hi Daddy" and he goes "Oh s***". You know 1+1=2.

ok dude i surrender...here it is
he is f***in married to her.....see the wedding pic!!!! (it's her)
notice the grog beside the bed....he's had a big night and forgets...
and it's their kid!!!!
so it's a play on the old waking up next to the fugly chick thing...

get it now?

please get it now......

got it, but it's still f***ing s***. not funny at all

You don't find it funny because the joke so went over your head when you first viewed it. Learn 2 Life.

tollazor learn to not be f***ing gay you dick muncher

lol good call dip s***

sweet car fat s***

The troll is strong in this one.

Thread delivers.

haha vid was funny... crazymorton was funnier layin' the smack down.

Vid was classed :)

hahaha yeah the vid was great, but i think the funniest bit was crazymorton gettin all upitty! go son!

wow that was so poorly done. I can see how the concept COULD have been funny. But it wasn't.

pumpkin_pete

you are my new favorite poster, go eat a bag of dicks.

Nick Frost is mad.

pumpkin_pete is s***.

Hehe, nice vid. Also Charlie the unicorn 2 is out :P

I reckon pumpkin pete is fat and lags IRL.

you are my new favorite poster, go eat a bag of dicks.

SUCK a bag of dicks SUCK.

its a moot point anyway as dicks dont come in bags

they do if you are given a bag of dicks to eat.

i cant think of a way to get a bag of severed wangs that isnt illegal or at least pretty gross

anyway, carry on

They don't have to be human wangs. I guess you could sweet-talk the blokes at the nearest abattoir, they could probably fix you a bag of dicks.

how many dicks can you fit in a bag?

Thread has stopped delivering.

dicks dont come in bags

Yer they can, you old bag!

its not pumpkin_pete's fault he's just too young an inexperienced to understand it, I mean s*** I wouldn't understand it had I never been laid in my life either

I sense also that the hostility might come from us LAUGHING AT HOW FUGLY HIS MUM IS LOLOLOLOL


that's a yo mumma burn, kid

teq, jokes over

get out

i'm glad you like my car

who are you calling fat?

you, but i was referring to your forehead

Haha, forum authority.

http://blogs.sltrib.com/tv/uploaded_images/Gordon_Ramsay-747731.jpg

SHUT IT DOWN

what WETBITCH? dont get it

oh man
what have i started.

Pumpkin Pete, you cannot be serious?

could people with two digit post counts stop telling everyone else wat to do

shutup BITCH

pete, you're so crazy

haha this guy is great value

Can we keep it?

Can we keep it?

will you feed it and look after it?
he's cute now but when he grows up will you feel the same?

shoot it before you get too attached

guys are FRIGGIN bitches

im 16 you BITCHES and YES IVE been layed before

hahaha

A fine example of my age group if I've ever seen one.

im 16 you BITCHES and YES IVE been layed before

Cousin's don't count.

YES IVE been layed before

molestation doesn't count either.

neither does bestiality you sick f***er.

guys leave him alone he has pubes. and hes been 'layed'

Pete do you like Halo?

If no, you can stay... f*** "420 smoking everyday" or whatever off.

We don't need 2 new posters at once.

I thought I would come to this thread just to call pumpkin pete some nasty words.

Hi pumpkin pete,

http://www.gronks.com/qgl/reminder_big.jpg

Thanks,
Bye

Damn, the other thread got deleted .. along with my image. Repost:

http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~boldajis/images/pp.jpg

HAHA, he's been layed before. So I guess someone else was in control to lay you, being layed and all, I bet it was a guy. DON'T DENY IT!

IT WAS a chick bitches not cosin or molestation or homo or anythink BUT what the HELL IS bestiality. your a sick bitch, BITCH

where you all from ill get me and mates to come show you how we roll where im from K

aha best troll account ever

that pic is full of win

I did not think it was possible, but this thread is getting better and better.

Show us that you roll with da fat bitchz, you're a flubber lubber!

WHATEVer mate you luv da fat bitches IM ALL FOR FIT CHIX come to my hood ill show you the fine chicks i pull bitch

trog is laying the smack in that picture

oh man this thread is awesome

The fine chicks you pull? YER I BET YOU PULL THEM, TRANNY LOVER!

^No no silly, that's teq.

http://unix.org.au/~brett/images/brett.jpg

two at once mother f***er haha

So 2 trannies at once eh?

You had to cage them up to get them to come near you?

Blondey looks like her rohypnol kicked in.

I think we're losing track of our intended goal here people, owning this pete character
also, it was long before the roofie kicked in thank you very much, she wanted it

I had long since forgotten about this pic, must have been taken like 4-5 years ago

Hey does anybody want to help me sneak more kilojoules into Paveway's food so he stops being such an uppity f***** about not being fat anymore?

The vid was hells funny btw. In fact, the awesomeness of the video is directly proportionate to how much Pumpkin Pete loves cocks. (Explanation for Pumpkin Pete: I'm saying you suck a lot of cocks. Get it? You know, how you like having cocks in your mouth and anus? As much as you love that, that's how good this video is. Should I draw a diagram?)

lol what

THERE NOT trannies ya BITCH there hot chicks WITHOUT dicks ya know K

YA BITCH i dont like dicks NEVER touched one cept my big one in ma pants K IM NOT A homo K

Your grammar is poor, did you just say you touch your big one in your ma's pants? That's wrong dude. Are you from Tassy?

you're only lying to yourself pete
no one will judge .. wait, yes we will you homo

surely this isn't serious

YOU BItches im not a homo i reprezent SUNNY COAST k BORN and BREAD up here

JUDGING by the RULER im BIG K just cos you bitches are small and cant pull 7 babes a week

N WHY HAVE i got a post limiter its RAEL annoying

haha

teq's prediction; pete will disappear shortly
it's been entertaining none the less, props to which ever regular user has created pete for our amusement

Born and Bread huh? MMMmmmm bread.

pete's just another corey worthington wannabe.

^o yea did u hear?

that f***** is on big brother this year

^o yea did u hear?

that f***** is on big brother this year

What???

bink

because he is under 18 he is only going on as an intruder. i wanna see him get a face massage with the 51yo mum's boobies.

"Ok I'll go in the house but I'm not taking off my glasses"

don't you just want to punch the snot out of that little turd

YEH i HATE that guy what a FRIGGIN wannabe i wanna show him how WE roll up here ya know

that BOY needs to be tort a lesson to not be a FRIGGIN PUSSY BITCH

tort lol

l2english noob

Oh my god idiots!!

That was great, I lol'd.

Glad to say I havent had that experience :)

Pete needs to bashed@carpark imo.

who the hell invited pete to the forum

pete's the man!

hey pete.

hey MATE wats doin bro???

MIXNY get out im the authorita BITCH

I want pete's babies

Seriously, QGL goes months without seeing a single new poster, and now we've got like 5 in a single week. Sus much?

I'm not new. Nor is this a troll account.

The rest of them though...

thank goodness qgl got to be cool mac guy and ocau had to be fat nerdy pc guy

Not really that new either, lurking is just more fun

but qgl hates mac, right?