Another classic from the Uwe Boll stable...

no undead Nazis this time I hope....


only kidding. Outpost wasn't too bad. I'm guessing you smoke a lot of crack though :P

no Hawaiian shirt no care

edit: on second thoughts, if done right (i.e. not by eww ball) a crysis movie could kicks some ass.

last edited by whoop at 20:30:29 27/Mar/08

Sigh...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/ may payne movie as well.

TELL ME WAHLBERG WONT ABSOLUTELY KICK ASS AS PAYNE THO???!!!

If he plays it like he played his character in The Departed, that'd be awesome.

The only Uwe Boll movie I've liked so far is Dungeon Seige.

Who funds this crap? Surely they loose money on this.

lol

Still amazes me how this guy finds money to make this s***

He must have alot of kidneys

last edited by sLaps_Forehead at 01:27:51 28/Mar/08

It'd be interesting to see the CoD4 storyline made into a movie or Crysis I suppose.. But it'd be hard to make the Crysis movie without f***ing it up..

Ludacris cast as Jim Bravura in the Max Payne movie!?!?!

Wooo go General Hammond...

awesome, i hope they do this more =)

the max payne movie will kick ass if they do it right. i use to love that game

Cod4 doesn't need to be turned into a movie, it already pretty much plays like a movie.

I want to see a TF2 movie. Errrrecting a dispenser.

Apparently the german tax loophole (I think it had to do with investing in german film makers being protected or something) that was funding uwe boll s*** has been closed. So uwe had to make his own production company :( Poor uwe boll.

Dear Lord... this trailer is horrid!

The repetitive use of the same cliched punch sound effects in this trailer really emphasise the campness and low production quality of this trailer and most likely the film itself. I mean, "Is that your gun?"... *vomits*

And why oh why did they use the great Batman Begins theme at the start of this piece of cr@p!?

Arrrr..!!!

I read in last months empire mag that uwe bowl said he knows his movies are crap...


Must be saying something then...