American woman stuck to toilet for 2 years!

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,". The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend", Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=278667

thats stupid. i get bored after reading a good book on there for 40 mins or so.

This is what happens when you swallow bubble gum kids.

I heard something about this on the radio this morning, and I just assumed that it was some fat bitch who got stuck in there, but after reading that article, it makes even less sense. She just sat there for two years? Willingly? Wtf?

thread title rules

WHAT THE f***?!
Seriously?! Are there really not 1 but 2 people stupid enough to let this happen!?
I get bored after a few minutes, let alone TWO YEARS.

Also what does it say about the BF?! Didn't get any for two years!

he could've been gettin some just fine

he obviously was feeding her and what not, I call shenanigans
theres no way she slept on the loo, doesn't anyone elses legs get sore after an hour or two on the s***ter?

my foot falls asleep and I nearly fall over when I get up

My guess is that they were both quite mentally disabled.

Hope they had a second dunny, otherwise old matey would have had to go double decker when he needed to s***.

Next thing you know, he's stuck to a lady stuck to a toilet and there's no one to call the cops.

I know someone who slept on the toilet.

sitting on a crapper in a small windowless room for 2 years and not having a problem with it. thats seriously screwd up.

The dumb thing I don't get is it was 1 year 11 months before the guy called anyone about it. Like... WTF!?
Most people would be worried after 2 hours.

passing out on the toilet overnight doesn't count

i've done that before. oh the smell!

i've slept next to the toilet before, wake up feelin like death after a massive night.. 2 BOTTLES OF RED WINE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA AT 4AM WHEN ALREADY SLAUGHTERED. was the middle of summer too, the tiles were so nice and cold on my excessively dehydrated melon.

I hope she gave herself a few courtesy flushes in that time.

and lit a match or two

Toilet Duck has a challenge.

Im Sorry....but TWO YEARS?! :|
Please remove from the gene pool! (I know I have already replied...but like WHAT THE f***?!)

my dad came home drunk as 1 night i was on tf2 couldnt hear s*** put him to bed came in the morning he fell asleep on the toilet lmao

Yes I admit I have ridden the porcelain while drunk before but I did so with pants on...must have taken a piss, put the lid down and then decided to have a quick rest...which turned into heavy slumber.

Pretty sure I was there for a portion of the night only. I think someone would have taken action if I had been there two days, let alone two years.

I mean wtf would you do on there for so long? Magazines only come out once a month.

Too many questions, not enough answers.

was she constipated?

Gotta be fake.

Your blood doesn't get pumped around properly if you sit down for two years.

She'd be in hospital within 1 month if she just sat down not doing anything.

So how did he go to the toilet then, or were they a German couple?

some houses have more than one dunny

^ true, my place has two an my bedroom has an ensuite with a spa (three in total)
I just figured it would have to be some american povo bogan / trailer trash type since they were too stupid to try an sort the problem out after an hour or so

just s*** in a tupperware container.

Maybe the boyfriend did tell the authorities but as per usual she was lost in the system

can't wait for that cops episode

Please remove from the gene pool! (I know I have already replied...but like WHAT THE f***?!)

i agree

people like this should be killed

DirtyApe, ISWYDT

Another article explained that she had shut herself in the bathroom for 2 years, she wasnt on the toilet that whole time. It was only around the last 2 months where she had melded herself to the crapper.

OMFG infi I havn't laughed so hard for a very long time from ready some of that thread!

c'mon, tuckermax never disappoints.

If you were feeling emo and didnt want to move or go outside.. the toilet would be a pretty good place to plonk yourself down for 2 years!