So my mum brought around a couple of kilos of beans on Sunday, they've been growing them back home. I was playing assassins creed and decided to grab a bag to snack on raw while I played, about a half kilo bag. My wife had a few but not many and after a while I looked down and the bag was empty. no big deal right?

wrong

turns out, news to me is that they cause diarrhea when consumed in large quantities, cut to 3 in the morning and I'm living on the toilet, pissing out my arse and vomiting in the same toilet. Drenched in sweat after that I curled up in the bottom of the shower.

I didn't get much sleep when I got up I checked on the net to see what causes it exactly, it seems some chemical in beans causes them to ferment in the colon when consumed in large quantities, lovely.

So if you didn't already know, don't eat lots of raw beans, you've bean warned.

Who the f*** would sit and eat a whole bag of f***ing beans? Who would sit and eat raw beans anyway?

This sounds like information we can use to our advantage against others...

That's almost worthy of a Darwin award - except it didn't kill you. Nice try though :)

what about snow peas? does that have the same effect?

beans pwn u.

I dunno, staroka, how about you try it and get back to me

awww i dunno... was hoping not to really... :P

i say pics or lying.

you might just be trying to talk us out of eating beans so you can eat them all yourself.

beans 4 life!

I wonder if that is why you are supposed to put them in water and boil them :P

hahahahaha thats unfortunate

Drenched in sweat after that I curled up in the bottom of the shower.

i hope you turned the water off after 4 mins or i'm dobbing.

good way to clean out the system!!

reminds me of me and my alcoholic weekend. over saturday and sunday i drank 2 700ml Jack Danniels bottles myself and was fine. half way through the week i had diarrhea for 6 days straight.

beans like green beans in the pod beans or mung beans or some bigass lima beans? or does this apply to all beany type things?

i thought i would be very cosmopolitan and buy some seafood from the outdoor market for a nice seafood pasta i had planned..
well i thought.. that fish has been sitting out all day.. that cant be good..

i'll go with the frozen seafood mix

anyway 3am that night i half filled the sink with fish/pasta spew.. the cats loved it

green string beans

My Saturday night was a few drinkies but then someone decided that Tequila was a good idea. I spewed outside first, then upstairs in the toilet where I slept for about 4hrs.. apparently at one stage I had my head in the bowl and snoring.

Good times!

Reminds me of the first and only time I had tequila when I was a lot younger.
World was spinning hardcore when I got into bed feeling mega seedy and I fell asleep pretty easily.

Woke up hour later and as soon as I sat up INSTAPUKE with no warning all over my doona.

So I cleaned that up, and felt quite a lot better so I decided to have a glass of OJ and a glass of water as well...

Fastforward another hour, wake up and barf liquid all over my new sheets... didn't even have time to reach for the bucket at the side of my bed.


Next day was so f***ing bad, I couldn't stand up otherwise I would just dry retch over and over so I just laid in bed all day feeling like s***. Never drank tequila since :S

Did anyone else think that this might of been a new version of the killer bean video when they looked at the title :(**



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On a night out at Cloudland to see Ian Drury and the Blockheads a mate got blind on Bourbon and a few other things. Eventually he disappeared and we couldn't find him at the end so we left, thinking he'd caught a cab home. What actually happened is he fell asleep on the porcelain bus at Cloudland and was awoken by the people preparing for the flea markets held at Cloudland on a Sunday at 6:00am. He'd been sitting on the toilet with his pants down around his ankles asleep for 8 hours.

Man, I love eating beans straight out of the garden, I suppose it's lucky that I've never eaten more than a few at a time. I sure hope snow peas don't do the same thing, because they're even better.

hahahahahaha that was f***ing rad

Thats horrible!

I used to eat a lot of raw sugar snap peas growing up (there were heaps of farms around the area).

In season there would be weeks where we would take them to school for snacks, and have the raw in salads for dinner etc - I dont remember ever getting sick though.

Sounds gross.

Who the f*** would sit and eat a whole bag of f***ing beans?

Who the f*** would sit and eat a whole bag of f***ing beans?

Who the f*** would sit and eat a whole bag of f***ing beans?

Who the f*** would sit and eat a whole bag of f***ing beans?