I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.



I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."



She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.



"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"


She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"


So I told her to f*** off.

This is news to you?

*edit*

I like my woman just how she is.

I do what I am told.

I want to wake up with genitals in the morning

last edited by koopz at 22:48:36 26/Oct/07

haha pwnd

hos all a brother knows

Obviously he was married and just trying to let her down easily and she wouldn't take the hint the randy wench. In the end he'd rather stay faithful to his wife so told her to f*** off. Seems pretty clear to me.

LOL, At first I thought you had had a wild past there Kat =)

LOL, At first I thought you had had a wild past there Kat =)

quotin for irony

say no to fat chicks

Tuesday funeral.

i read
"I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.



I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"
and thought, omg here we go slutty back in the day storys from kat.
then i read further with a semi in my pants only be disapointed that she was infact trying to make a funny.

this guy is obviously gay

how many femenists does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, they can't change anything.

its funny cause its the same reason nobody wants kat2.zip

save a whale, harpoon a fat chick.

lmnt: Now that's a funny

haha good joke. I actually met a feminist last night and gave her a massive spray.

She must've stunk really bad then eh.

no self respecting feminist would be seen at the re

haha nice joke.
hotlink for kat.zip plz kthxbi.