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Topic: im too sexy for your bus
Freewheelin
Posts: 1039
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
too sexy for your bus

pretty ridiculous story. news.com.au is fail though. i think pics or lying is fitting in this case.
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TufNuT
I like eel pie
Posts: 3258
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
if i could read german id find the pic's of her but i cant.. :(
Captain America
Posts: 1395
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
dont know about too sexy :S she looks a like a turk

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Captain America
Posts: 1396
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
speaking of german, does anyone want to buy my nov98 e46 323i :(
jmr
Posts: 5031
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
dein danke
Idol
Posts: 776
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha the bus company spokesman "he did the right thing"
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 826
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Chemical castration for bus drivers everywhere is the only viable solution.

In other bus related news, there was an accident on Old Cleveland Road this morning involved at least two cars. A tow truck driver had pulled up on the other side of the road and did a u-turn to get to the cars in question. However as he pushed his way across two lanes of traffic he clipped a city bus that was stationary waiting for the lights to change, adding two more vehicles to the collision list.

Unfortunately there were no boobs involved.
captivate
Posts: 1056
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
That has to be one of the most rediculous things I have ever heard.
(Not about the tow truck driver, they are consistantly doing stupid unsafe things.)
Can we chose bus drivers based on their appearance? "Youre too f***ing ugly for people to have to see every morning, GET OFF THE BUS!"
infi
Posts: 6474
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
seriously, who would complain about having to look at tits? what is wrong with these tit-haters...
Jim
Posts: 6131
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
some tits are ugly, although it doesn't seem to be the issue here
infi
Posts: 6477
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I still stand by the old adage: "Bad tits are better than no tits."
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 828
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Except if you're tub girl.
Idol
Posts: 777
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Tub girl is hittable outside of the tub
Idol
Posts: 778
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Nah who am I kidding, if I had that woman for a night, it'd be straight into the tub...
infi
Posts: 6478
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
mate, a bit of warm soapy water and it'd be all good.
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 829
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
An Ode to Boobs
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The young ones are firm and they bounce like a ball.
Some hate on teh boob, but I love em all.
From the pert teenage cans to the saggy funbags,
Boobs rule; they look good on hotties and hags.
You can squeeze em and knead em and bury your face.
When you first touched a tittie, you remember the place
and the time and the softness and the feeling you got.
Like a babe crying hungry, alone in his cot.
Ah the mammaries fade but never are lost.
Many sperm are expended, over boobs they are tossed.
So to all who adore em, and think that they're fine,
You can look but don't touch, cos these boobs are mine.
Insom
Posts: 1660
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
manbewbs dont count
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