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Topic: This dog is guaranteed to get you laid (by a woman)
Kat
Posts: 9091
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http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,22050962-5013016,00.html

A PUPPY has been born in Japan with a large, clear, love-heart-shaped pattern in his coat.
The chihuahua was born in May as one of a litter to a breeder.

Shop owner Emiko Sakurada said it was the first time a puppy with the marks had been born out of a thousand she had bred.

She had no plans to sell the puppy, which has been named "Heart-kun".


http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5561574,00.jpg

Awwwwww
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Crakaveli
Posts: 2492
Location: USA
Tasty
paveway
Posts: 5512
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
thats pretty symmetrical aswell, crazy
Nailbomb
Posts: 2174
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
It's a trap, that pup will eat you and your family.
CHUB
Posts: 2619
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Chihuahua's ftw, we had 2 of them!

Ours were little tank ones though that lived outside (weren't allowed in the house at all). They used to chase rotties down the street all the time.
ravn0s
Posts: 5266
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i could do the exact same thing with a stencil and some brown paint.
Phooks
Posts: 49
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's a trap, Koreans will eat that pup and his family.
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13199
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
RE: the thread topic:

you haven't seen some of the qgl forum goers obviously. there are some things not even a miracle could help.
casa
Thimes
Posts: 2475
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

This dog is guaranteed to get you laid (by a woman)

Just another example of how shallow and materialistic women are. No wonder theres so many bloody poofters out there.
paveway
Posts: 5515
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
so bitter casa, jesus
Kat
Posts: 9092
Location:
Meh, I was merely born a woman... I had no choice. You are the fools for choosing to date them
Idol
Posts: 759
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
probably photoshopped like the fat kid with the pig
Kat
Posts: 9094
Location:
You're so bitter Idol
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 810
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Just cut out the middle man and get yourself some canine canoodlin'.

Awww-rigght.
demon
Posts: 2878
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
sif root a chick with a rat-dog ... she'd be neurotic just like the dog! & ya just know that sooner or later you're gonna stand on the thing n squash it... n that'd be the end of the sex'n. i think it was luinig that once sed 'never trust a dog that fits under one foot' ... or did i dream it?
Strange Rash
Posts: 400
Location:
they should call the dog 'rohypnol'
FurryBear
Posts: 228
Location: Queensland
How long before "Heart-kun" gets shortened to Kun, and gets a "t" added.

Com'ere Heart-kun - becomes Com'ere Kun - becomes Come'ere Kunt.
Get outside Kunt.
Kunt s*** all over the floor, and chewed up my boots.

Mr Hardware
Posts: 1894
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i love kunt
Strange Rash
Posts: 402
Location:
hmm, kunty the dog... i like it

maybe there's a dog out there with a spot in the shape of a vagina
or a big penis... you'd have to call that one 'boner'

boner and kunty... lol
Alize`
Posts: 680
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v683/shorty323/dogtransformercopy.jpg
Joanna
Posts: 1043
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Wow, i didnt even notice there was a heart on it. That's what happens when you dont read the writing, i had no idea why that would make me want to sleep with anyone.. And i still dont.
paveway
Posts: 5519
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
unless it was my dog
MoGs
Posts: 471
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I was reading that story last night and must say that it's one of the cutest puppies i've seen for awhile and a perfect name for it as well. Showed the girlfriend as well and she was like OMG I want one ... I said step in line cause i'm sure that Paris would be wanting it too.
3dee
Posts: 1404
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/292/doggydawgbr4.jpg
Staroka
Posts: 59
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
pfft, thats not a dog.. thats a rat...
whoop
Posts: 11559
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
That's nothing, my cat has the face of jesus in a pattern on its coat.
sleepy
Posts: 443
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
How long before "Heart-kun" gets shortened to Kun, and gets a "t" added.

Com'ere Heart-kun - becomes Com'ere Kun - becomes Come'ere Kunt.
Get outside Kunt.
Kunt s*** all over the floor, and chewed up my boots.


thats awesome.!!

kinda could hear the tone of voice getting louder and angrier as i read that. like it like it
3dee
Posts: 1407
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/292/doggydawgbr4.jpg = http://www.digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Velociraptor_6001.jpg ?
cindy
Posts: 5
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/292/doggydawgbr4.jpg + http://www.digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Velociraptor_6001.jpg = PEDO
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