Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and " aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, 'I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, 'Your dick's bigger than your brother's.'

haha final joke topped it off.

hahaha not bad at all

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

hillbilly jokes are the funniest

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha omg that is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen hhahahaha

last joke wins

Wow that video was a trip, best bit is Harold dancing at the end .. breathtaking

lol, i havn't seen He man in years use to be my favourite show!!!

whats even funnier than that neighbours vid is how much work alan dale (jim) is getting in the states atm!

hes cleaning up

7.5/10

craig mc is sooo dreamy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1AC_LoSrE

last edited by ravn0s at 19:16:03 16/Mar/07

ahah @ neighbours

craig mclachlan is a tool

f***ing LOL at the Borat vid.