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Spook
Posts: 17840
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lolz
Q. Two Ipswich girls jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society Q. What does a Ipswich girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old Ipswich girl? A. Granny Q. Why did the Ipswich girl cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit? A . The bride. Q. What's the first question during a Ipswich quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman! Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl? A. A Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count. |
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gimpy
Posts: 1326
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lol
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CHUB
Posts: 1974
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Good jokes :D
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sc00bs
Posts: 2230
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl? hahahahahahahahha |
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Kat
Posts: 8739
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Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving? Isn't it Ipswichian? |
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paveway
Posts: 4495
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hahahaha nice one spook |
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Hardball, Billy
Posts: 6100
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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AN IPSWICH YOU DUMB f***WIT c***
Other than that they were pretty good. |
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Dan
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Posts: 7389
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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You're an Ipswich
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Booyah
Posts: 7007
Location: Indonesia
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So copied and pasted to this ipswicheneese girl on msn.
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Jim
Posts: 5415
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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nice job
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Thimes
Posts: 2249
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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your mums an ipswich |
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eK
Posts: 10152
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's funny because they're all 100% accurate.
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| #11 03:39pm 14/02/07 |
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happytree
Posts: 1
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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they're not jokes, i heard all those in a documentary on foxtel about ipswich.
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 14396
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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Q. What's the difference between an Ipswich boy and an Ipswich girl? f***ing LOL 8-) |
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E.T.
Posts: 536
Location: Queensland
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:) |
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mission
Posts: 3028
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Is that cause they are so butch they have balls or she's taken several loads in quick succession?
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Burgz
Posts: 2285
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Spook you are teh funneh, have my babies?
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GaZ
Posts: 1311
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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mission:- a little from column a .. a little from column b!
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Hardball, Billy
Posts: 6101
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha@happytree
they're not jokes, i heard all those in a documentary on foxtel about ipswich. made me laugh more than the jokes |
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Moo
Posts: 809
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Amusing part is, I'd personally use "woodridge" in all of those and find them funny. Least I'd happily ride through town at night in Ipswich and not hand-cuff myself to the handlebars so nigga don't steal my bike!
that being said, It was amusing when Ipswich town got it's first decent espresso cafe, and they named it "FIGJAM" yep... they're not cretins, but they're certainly not classy...... |
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sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 2754
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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borket
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pyro
Posts: 132
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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figjam = 'Food Is Great Just Ask Me' as a play on the normal meaning (f*** im great just ask me)
or did you just think it was a word that desribes the s*** under your toes? p.s i love the swich |
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fpot
Posts: 13985
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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No I thought it was a word that describes the s*** under 'your' toes.
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Strange Rash
Posts: 251
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what do you call the s*** under an ipswich's toes?
IPSWICH!!! hahahahahahahahahha |
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| #23 05:31pm 16/02/07 |
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GaZ
Posts: 1313
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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pyro.. this explains everything about your last post..
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| #24 05:58pm 16/02/07 |
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pyro
Posts: 133
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hahah.. nah i get a house provided with my work which is in ipswich and yeah there is no doubt its at the lower socio economic end of the scale but as moo said i would feel safer walking though town here on a fri/sat night than in some parts of bris.
also - anyone up for some laps tonight? guys? guys? |
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Moo
Posts: 810
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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pyro> you're such a bogan... :P
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Cl1nt
Posts: 576
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Ipswich sucks, but they got badass paintball fields.
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typo
Posts: 5511
Location: Other International
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Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit? You can't get single mothers pension if you're married. |
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