Found this, Thought it just about might sum up just exactly how a few people might be feeling tonight =p

'Twas the night after Christmas, and boy, what a house!
I felt like the devil, and so did my spouse.


The eggnog and turkey and candy were swell,
But ten hours later they sure gave me hell.


The stockings weren't hung by the chimney with care.
The darn things were sprawled on the back of a chair.


The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
And I had a large cake of ice on my head.


When at long last I dozed off in a nap,
The ice woke me up as it fell in my lap.


For some unknown reason I wanted a drink,
So I started in feeling my way to the sink.


I got along fine 'til I stepped on the cat.
I cannot recall what occurred after that.


When I came to, the house was all flooded with light,
Although under the table I was high as a kite.


While visions of sugar plums danced in my head,
I somehow got up and climbed back into bed.


Then what to my wandering mind should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.


Then the sleigh seemed to change to a mammoth fire truck,
And each reindeer turned into a bleary-eyed buck.


I knew in a moment it must be old Nick.
I tried to cry out, but my tongue was too thick.


The old devil whistled and shouted with glee,
While each buck pawed the earth and looked daggers at me.


Then he called them by name and the names made me shudder.


When I heard them I felt like a ship minus rudder.


"Now Eggnog! Bacardi! Four Roes! and Brandy!
Now Fruit Cake! Cold Turkey! Gin Rickey! and Candy!


To the top of his house, to the top of his skull,
Now whack away, crack it with thumps that are dull!"


And then in a twinkling I felt on my roof
The prancing and pawing of each cloven hoof.


How long this went on I am sure I can't say,
Though it seemed an eternity plus a long day.


But finally the night after Christmas had passed,
And I found that I really could think straight at last.


So I thought of the New Year and few days away,
And I made me a vow that no tempter can sway.


I'm sticking to water, don't even want ice,
For there's nothing so tasty, or nothing so nice.


The night after New Year may bother some guys,
But I've learned my lesson, and brother, I'm wise.


You can have your rich food, and your liquor that's red,
But what goes to my stomach won't go to my head.


So here's "Happy New Year" to you one and all.
I'm back on the wagon. I hope I don't fall.

nniiccee

i lost it after about 1/3 but good effort

Not Really (feeing like that I mean)

if i were to take this thread on board, by ember's post everyone would be stuffing their face.

today is the least i've eaten for many many years on a daily basis that is.

hehe this reminds me of all the silly rude x-mas songs we had a school

i ate sooo much today:

-numberous snacks of chocolate peanuts and almonds, awesome dips, fruit

-for lunch ham, chicken, peas, pumpkin, peas, carrots, potatos, awesome gravy

-pudding, fruit cake, grapes, trifle, jelly etc

im f***ing stuffed

ive drunk 5 cans of mountain dew about 2L of water

my mother made a huge plater which i cbf eating most of it cause i saw my f***ed up granma sneeze on it and i ate a s*** load of m&ms o and 3 packets of tv snacks and 5 bread thingos

mmm sounds tasty, sif christmas lunch duzzenroxj00

hmm....
christmas lunch is nice
two sides of the family = two lunches = one fat hast

I reckon...

anyways, I might stop now before I annoy someone :D

spamming is bad ok....plz stop

before?? :P