probably old, whatever i haven't heard it.

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
>>back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
>>
>>In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
>>breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks
>>his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
>>
>>She replies, "No".
>>
>>Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
>>
>>His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
>>school."
>>
>>Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
>>up yet?"
>>
>>She replies, "No."
>>
>>Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
>>
>>His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
>>back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
>>Fred and Mary up yet?"
>>
>>His mom says, "No."
>>
>>He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
>>
>>His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
>>
>>He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
>>think I gave him my airplane glue."

oi i geddit the defference between a jew and a pizza is a pizza dont scream when you put it in the oven hahaha


/not racist

that joke sucked.

hmmm

made me loloti

Meh...

I like :

Q ) Whats better than winning the special olympics?
A ) Having legs.

that is soooo wrong. i like.

Q ) Whats better than winning the special olympics?
A ) Having legs.

that's f***ed. Maybe you should walk a mile in their shoes before you go making fun of people with no legs.

And I would walk 500 miles

What kind of school lets the kids come home for lunch anyway?

an awesome school?

schools pretty much everywhere in europe.

the school on home and away

schools pretty much everywhere in europe.

In Italy they let them go home for a couple of hours and have a kip!

Que LOL DIVE comments to follow.

LOL DIVE

hahaha captivate :)

i use to go home for lunch at school. mind you, i live next to the school.

I'd consider walking.