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Topic: Crank - movie
Reverend Evil
Posts: 14154
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Cast: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam
Showing? In cinemas now!

Official trailer
Chev Chelios is a professional assassin working for the West Coast crime syndicate. Chev's girlfriend Eve doesn't know what Chev does and Chev is planning to quit the crime syndicate so he can spend more time with her. But for Chev, things are about to get very bad, when he learns he has been injected with a poison called "The Beijing Cocktail" by his rival Verona, which will kill him if his heart rate drops. Trying to stay alive and seeking help from friend, Kaylo and Doc Miles, to keep his heart pumping. Chev sets out to find answers as well as protecting Eve, and get his revenge on those who have betrayed him before the poison kills him.

OMG!

This has got to be one of the best action/comedy movies I've seen in ages. I remember when I first saw the trailer ages ago I was thinking it looked like a cool action movie but I had no idea it was gonna be hilarious and just plain wack in some parts. Whoever wrote this movie is a f***ing legend and to come up with some of the s*** that went on is down-right genius. A few scenes come to mind that had me in tears; the canary getting shot in the birdcage and the god-damn sex scene in Chinatown. Holy f*** that was hilarious and then for the grand finale they finish that sequence with a blow-job being performed while in a high speed car chase.

If you wanna see an awesome action movie that doesn't take itself seriously then check this one out. Such a good popcorn flick.

LOL
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HeardY
Posts: 13789
Location: Ireland
i've got the 'trailer' at home it does look good, I must get around to watching it some time
Booyah
Posts: 6749
Location: Indonesia
Saw it and I noted the following:

- Action packed
- Very entertaining
- Pretty Funny
- Good dose of heavy violence
- Not a dull moment
- Statham's menace character suits him so well
- Go see it
- You wont be disappointed
- The above points overlap and are redundant

Boxhead
Posts: 11507
Location: UK
Raging hard boner? Check!

hahaah its a crackup
paveway
Posts: 3856
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
this is the first movie i think i've ever seen you say you like rev, well done
Reverend Evil
Posts: 14160
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Obviously you never saw my reviews for How To Deal, Chasing Liberty and Raise Your Voice.
paveway
Posts: 3860
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
so thats 4 movies
pARODY
Posts: 142
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i loved crank.. just the right sort of action movie that didn't take itself too seriously.

i got the ringtone from the movie too on my phone.. its great.. people look at me funny when it goes off and sounds like my phone is dying :D
CHUB
Posts: 1673
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Obviously you never saw my reviews for How To Deal, Chasing Liberty and Raise Your Voice.
Are you serious about Raise Your Voice? I loved that movie, all my mates gave me s*** for ages :(
Crakaveli
Posts: 2368
Location: USA
yeah saw this at the movies awhile ago, preety awsome.
Tim Tibbetts
Posts: 1698
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Al'Quaeda Al'Quaeda!
Fireblood
Posts: 7746
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Obviously you never saw my reviews for How To Deal, Chasing Liberty and Raise Your Voice.


You could hardly class them as movies....:P
spoon
Posts: 24
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Saw this at the movies, f***ing brilliant action movie and amy smart is gorgeous.
eXemplar
Posts: 1913
Location:
I would tap it.
Fnukle
Posts: 4821
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
agreed, tremendous on all accounts
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 3739
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Best movie I've seen in ages!
Denny
Posts: 3096
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
guys where is this showing, I couldn't find it on Birch's or Cineplex websites. Looking for a good movie neither I or the woman have seen.
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