A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

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I'm guessing that he hadn't read the part in history where christians were a routine part of a lions diet
See what happens when you teach creationism in school instead of actual history?

lol brain washing++

/cue whitewolf

I don't mean to laugh but the line, "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery," was pretty funny.

I can remember someone doing this a while back except they were only attacked and not killed? They were saying the same thing too...

anyone got those "the adventures of god" cartoon strip lying around?

Well these people are consistently proving my point.

God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups.

God exists.

Bring it i'll take youse all on.

he'll win too

anyone got those "the adventures of god" cartoon strip lying around?

yeah, but they posted it in a different thread

/cue whitewolf

ohh.. i got cued!

it says in the bible that your not to test god.

which is like saying "the world is flat, and if you test this in any way you will die." so its fairly bull s***.

hrm, you could almost get philisophical here. but lets not. either way, i bet he is up there in heaven and gods laughing his arse off at the idiot that didn't realise common sense was what was saving him from teh lion in the first place.

Which translation of the Bible do you read, Whitewolf?

you s***sturing hardball.. or are you just curious?

lion 1, god 0

i, for one, welcome our new lioness overlords

rather convenient that little claus isn't it

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5439/biblewarninglabel0wd.jpg

oooooooooooo that's gonna hit a few nerves..

it needs an extra bit stating that it isn't just confined to works of dogma

Doesn't the bible teach "God only helps those who help themsleves"? What part of walking into a lions den is in anyway helping themselves?

which is like saying "the world is flat, and if you test this in any way you will die." so its fairly bull s***.

Did god specifically state that the world is flat or did church leaders say the earth is flat?

Official God FAQ

I like your work Xy

Evis, i find it interesting that if u post that pic here u would get:

1) a few laughs
2) Nothing

But imo if u posted a copy of the Koran with same sticker here, u would be:

1) subject to a Fatwa
2) have your picture abused by crowds of screaming towel covered people
3) be accused of racism by various and sundry left wing radicals
4) Be dragged through the TV media etc
5) Be picked on by Booyah :P

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/5789/korancopy1hp.jpg

Bring it

I see your Koran and raise you a torah.

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/838/torahwithwarning8qi.jpg

haha xy nice :D

heh, lions n christians... when are they gonna learn that 'when the lion lays down with the lamb' is a fukn parable for tranquility of the (imaginary) afterlife & shouldn't be taken so literally!#!# ;p

ROFL at all the pics...hehe some people gonna get cut lol

comedy will be present

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1) You are all now subjected to a Fatwa
2) I'm going to have your picture abused by crowds of screaming towel covered people
3) Me being I'm a sundry left wing radical i am accusing you of racism
4) I'm going to drag you through the TV media etc
5) I'm going to pick on you, fuggin gronk.
6) While you're not the first people to make fun of religion on the net, doing the same thing in person will result in a fist shoved down your throat, but i wouldn't expect any reaction from anyone here cause you're a bunch of pussies anyway.

Did god specifically state that the world is flat or did church leaders say the earth is flat?

it was suppose to be an example that was removed from religion actually. as in, we have no choice other than belive the world is flat if we cant test it, do we?

edit : Btw,
http://concyted.ausgamers.com/whitewolf/lies.jpg


last edited by WhiteWolf at 12:39:44 07/Jun/06

heh, moslims, christians... same thing, same imaginary god... they just can't agree on thier prophets... & this, apparently, makes for a lot of sand in the vagina. :D

hahahaha awesome

also:
http://vr.qgl.org/pics/god1.jpg
http://vr.qgl.org/pics/god2.jpg

that what you're after?

the guy that did it last time ... he was fortunate that the lions had already eaten, which is why he suffered minor injuries as opposed to being iced completely. good riddance though, no sympathy when natural selection is involved. also there's no heaven, refer to xy's faq, ta.

YEAH GO LIONS!!!!! ... (not the AFL team, but they can go too i guess. wooo lions!)

hahah crizane and astroboy, gw :)

booyah, expected reaction but still a good one :p

tufnut... wtf?

Pity we cant get those 3 pics into some mainstream media :P

God could not immediately be reached for comment...