linky


wtf..is this news? lol.

Jesus christ how many times will people f*** those news links.

Nobody fix it, let the noob do it himself. Thats the only way he will learn.

Comma's break up the linking. Check Trogs Rules post.

Comma's break up the linking. Check Trogs Rules post.

You're clearly forgeting Trog isn't here so there are no rules.

wtf..is this a link? lol.

emo's should be shot!

Hillarious.

http://thesundaymail.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5163266,00.jpg

the world is such a pile of f***ing s***

Mate of mine directed me to this this morning.

Hilarious read, especially the last part of that picture above.

watch the oc? more like daria

watch the oc? more like daria

You don't understand!

Need a big broom/chaingun to clean up queen street, they're only like 15 and they're f***ing breeding.

On second thought, I find this thread funny, one semioutcast subculture making fun of another.

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your link is broken, delete your post

Hardcore emo's use chainsaws :)

Hey, lets put everyone into little 'groups' so we can point and laugh at them.

Sounds like a top idea!

They're sort of goths but more sissy, especially the boys,"

from the article. lol

god I hate emos. so much hate. and then some.... why must they gather?

Loves : The O.C.

Rev loves the O.C.

"They're sort of goths but more sissy, especially the boys," said Alex Caruso, 15, of Seventeen Mile Rocks.

ROFL

and lol at this thread

We started callin em "tranny goths" cause they are like transexual goths. I was seated near a gathering of them at a shopping center not long ago (waiting for gf on a bus). Horrible experience, the males act like females, and half of them dress like them too, it only got worse when I saw two of what I believe was females (never know with emos) carting around a cask of goon... please dont make me relive it...

sorry for the bad link. I posted the story and refreshed qgl. It didnt come up even after a few minutes so I thought it never went through for some reason.

not a html noob, actually do web design lol

please dont make me relive it...

what are you, emo?

its just a stupid phase kids go through much like being a skater or a homie. i dont have much else to really say on the topic


they will get over it, and so should you.

emo is the new mod
blah blah blah... man doesn't smoke the same brand as me... better bash him! @_@

Pretty much applies for emo's as well.

This is for the real blokes out there to pass on to all the blokes who now days think it's cool to be a metro. Bring back our masculinity - stop being a bunch of pussies who have far too much gel in their hair and smell and look like chicks. Something to ponder over a skinny decaf frapachino:


Please allow me to vent. I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand any more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, decorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual.........F*&k

Real men of the world stand up; scratch your arse, burp and yell "ENOUGH!"
I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the Retrosexual movement. "

The Code:

1. A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

2. A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tyre, break-in at your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

3. A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

4. A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you are a God.

5. A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman.
Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need deodorant and shaving gear - that's it!!

6. A Retrosexual does not dress like a homeboy with baggy pants that look like he's shat himself, or with a gay chain from pocket to pocket.
If wearing a hat, he wears it correctly - not on the side like a f*****.
Blokes and necklaces (unless you are an Australian fast bowler) are out!

7. A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be.
This falls under the "Dealing with it" portion of The Code.

8. A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

9. A Retrosexual does not let neighbours screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

10.A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women.
Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a handbag carrying little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

11. A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug or alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak BBQ accident, favourite sports team being moved to a different city, favourite dog expiring, etc.

12. A Retrosexual does NOT see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay him enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT! When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

13. A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

14. A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

15. A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.
This does not include males who have had cosmetic surgery.

16. A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can or be rightfully
ridiculed for the wuss you are.

17. A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "waking up".

18. Crying. There are very few reasons that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas.
Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Holden Ute or Monaro.

19. When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you rude pricks" look on his face.

20. A Retrosexual will also give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress(except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

21. A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance and drinking piss with the boys.

22. A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

23. A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants.
Wherever it lands is where he bloody well wanted it to land. Except on his Ute/Monaro - that would happen because of a "force of nature", and then the
Retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL WITH IT, or do both.

24. A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract - a handshake is good enough.

25. A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just........DEAL WITH IT!

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Q: why did the emo cross the road


A: to cut himself

My only query is #21... shot putting?

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut its self.
How many emo's does it take to change a light bulb? none, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it...
LAME, but anyway....

i hear bigzub is emo

confirm/deny

shot putting?

olympic sport where u throw the metsl ball as far as u can

It's what most masculine men do.

"They're sort of goths but more sissy, especially the boys,"

ahaha so true, and from a 15 year old...must be a wise fella

read this in the s-mail, couldn't believe it was in there

ignore them, they'll go away once they realise they're not getting attention

olympic sport where u throw the metsl ball as far as u can

I know what it is! Just kinda rando.

It's just a phase. They'll all get over it in a few years and realise how wrong it was.

i agree, emo's shall go to a special level of hell where pedophiles and people who talk in the movies go (firefly funnies ftw!)

I was seated near a gathering of them at a shopping center not long ago (waiting for gf on a bus). Horrible experience, the males act like females, and half of them dress like them too, it only got worse when I saw two of what I believe was females (never know with emos) carting around a cask of goon... please dont make me relive it...

So the point of your story is that you sat near some teenagers and some of them were dressed funny and two of them had a cask of wine.


Woah. Must've been terrible. You are ok now though right?

Somehow I doubt they are more sissy than goth boys. Sissies are the same whatever stupid trend they are following.

How do you get an emo out of a tree??


Cut the rope.

id have no problems with emo's if it wasnt for the fact there turning all the young boys into fags.

oh and they listne to s*** music and sit in the middle of queen street mall making it annoying as f*** to walk through. school holidays are the worse, cause when all the grown ups are working and going about there day to day business theres a bunch of f***ing kids acting like tards everywhere.

It's just children expressing themselves. Leave them be. At least they give you boring people something to complain and bitch about.

wtf..is this news? lol.

I'm shocked someone would even consider the Courier mail NEWS!

I am proud to be a new breed of EMO. HOOOOOOTTTT!!!!!! EMO.It is a morph between the child like features of ELLLLMMMOOO and the EMMMMOOOO!!!!. Just as ELMO has scruffy red hair, I do too? Why doesn't anyone understand the feminist/ seseamestreet/ emo connection? Hair/ ABC/ LOL wack s***. EMOs are wack s*** like all you IT sesame street BAGGERS. It's wholesome. Its good.

Anyone understand what the f*** he just said?

Hey, you are obviously a male- yet to be deemed a 'dude'. Dudes are the elite category of 666 ELMO legends.... Nubbin, which I am part of- the elite beast worshipping greatness of the HOOOOTTT!! Female addiction! We love it! HOTTT!! 666 worship the beast which is within my placenta.

im pretty sure nubbin is a chick so chances are we mere men will never truely understand her... ever.... that or billy has haxed the net at nubbins place :p

I'll hax your box.

jesus f*** some people are retarded

I would say a lame hollywood starlet raunch pad. But skip along my friend.Skip to the looo my darlik! Dr who mother f***er!? You might well ask Dr Spok. Why is it so these Dr's are soooooooo evil 666? It is the tiiiime. it is the plaaace, for the gargantuan extravaganza of the night.

I get it, nubbin is the anti-christ. I knew I was disgusted by her for some reason (she told me so) and this is why! It's been staring me in the face all this time.