Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."

Indeed.

Joke was amusing, but still missing something that i cant pin point at this time.

6.5/10

but still missing something that i cant pin point at this time.

That would be the funny part that makes you laugh.

Oh

Maybe i'm just depressed

:(

2/1.7

.5 of a roffle. i didn't even get there.

I laughed harder at the scores, sorry dude try again.

i just liked it cos it pays out on nerds
stoner bashing time

Someone make up a graph of the joke please but with just a flat line instead of any peaks.

s*** joke