So my job as a penis...I think I’m under paid...

I, the penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge headfirst into everything I do
I do not get weekends or holidays off
I work in damp environments
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases...

Sincerely the penis...


The reply came back...

Dear penis
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have raised...
The administration rejects your request for the following reasons

You do not work 8hrs straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area & are often seen visiting different locations
You do not take the initiative
You need to be pressured or simulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the task

And if that isn’t enough...
You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious bags...

Sincerely...The Management

would be funnier if someone less gay posted it

the penis' funeral will be held next weekend

boom boom

would be funnier if someone less gay posted it

Thus the reason you didn't post it...next?

so if the penis was travelling at the same speed as the escalator...

Hay guyz, is the initial post somehow related to penis ?@?

you guys are missing something larger here..

You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious bags...

this guy has TWO nutsacks, f***ING TWO.

amusing
therefore it'll be removed

ZOMG HE TOOK SIMPLE CONCEPTS OF SEX AND APPLIED THEM TO WORK RELATED PROCEEDINGS, THAT IS SO CLEVER AND HUMEROUS!

yeah, wow, i'll never get tired of this stuff, it's almost as funny as when people write about the common misconceptions between males and females in relationships.

lol at whoop! conspiracy theories FTW!

you cant tell me chicks actually hang around after going into your bedroom and seeing 10 monitors and giant lord of the rings/star wars posters, unless it is something like einy

4 monitors and thats in my office, not my bedroom.

you cant tell me chicks actually hang around after going into your bedroom and seeing 10 monitors and giant lord of the rings/star wars posters, unless it is something like einy

Would now be a bad time to mention that my girlfriend (note - my girlfriend, not me) owns a Luke Skywalker ForceFX Lightsaber (I would not dare own such a geeky thing)? And that she is in constant envy of my X-Wing vs Tie Fighter poster on the back of my door (it's been there since the game was released).

And she doesn't know about my new Mac yet... I dare not think what's going to happen when she does find out ;p.

Well then it doesn't get much worse when your gf is a geek. Kids one day too perhaps.

At least he has a girlfriend and doesn't have to resort to going to Iraq and finding some woman who's to scared to live there anymore and wants to come to Australia.

That is one of cheapest and most raciast low blows i have ever seen, shame on you tanaka.

agreed, your a clint tana

viper I think your high horse is drowning in the qgl mire
horses are good swimmers, but that's asking a lot

That is one of cheapest and most raciast low blows i have ever seen

Agreed, nicely done Tanaka.

would be funnier if someone less gay posted it

Lol

At least he has a girlfriend and doesn't have to resort to going to Iraq and finding some woman who's to scared to live there anymore and wants to come to Australia.

This coming from a guy that is the definition of a nerd, and pretends to have the time to run his own business even though he has 5+ level 60's and sits playin xbox all day... yeah buddy we believe you.

i like qgl forums
does qgl forums like me

orsm thread.


ps. bj <3 cawk.

bj has less than three cawks? I guess that would be true of most guys.

i hate this thread