SNAKES

The page take a few minutes to load the trailer but it's worth watching. Looks f***ing rediculous and cheesey but also highly watchable as well. Most prolly be total s*** but it has Samuel L Jackson so hopefully it wont be all bad.

8-)

craptastic

heck yes!

<SNAKES ON A PLANE BESTMOVIEEVAR JOKE HEAR>

I hear the leaked script is surprisingly good

last edited by Hashy at 13:09:50 18/Mar/06

I figure the script must be really good or Samuel L Jackson is getting a bucket load of money and a half.

Looks better than dungeon siege.

I hear the leaked script is surprisingly good

/me falls out of chair.

Let me guess, Sam has a rant about being discriminated against for being black?

There's nothing worse than snakes on a foodcart smashing your elbow as they glide past in a furious blur

samuel was bitten by one of the snakes and his funeral will be announced shortly

but it has Samuel L Jackson so hopefully it wont be all bad.

I'm reminded of a certain shark movie he did.... :)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7970/snakesonaplane1js5tn.jpg

lol

I hope the plane explodes at the end.

I hope the snakes all bail out before the plane hopefully explodes at the end, and they're cobras and they use their hoods to glide back to earth safely and rain down terror on us all.

i have a pet cobra in my pants.

I'm afriad I don't understand... what a retarded looking movie, probably just as retarded as the 10000000000000 versions of "survivor" there is. Stupid show, whoever keeps making them needs to be shot and/or have their penis/breasts cut off.

The end.

Will gimpy be on this plane?

at least it cant be called unoriginal


never been done before...and probably will never be done again

and probably will never be done again

until the sequel...

/me falls out of chair.

Haha

/me falls out of chair.

I was just relaying the thoughts of others, rest assured my own account of the scripts quality would probably be much more angst-ridden with a that familar bitterness that suggests it may have killed my parents not unlike Bruce Wayne's.

Batman Begins was a poor movie.

I was just relaying the thoughts of others, rest assured my own account of the scripts quality would probably be much more angst-ridden with a that familar bitterness that suggests it may have killed my parents not unlike Bruce Wayne's.

I think what would happen is that you would sit at home and enjoy the script heaps and probably read it a few times and act out some of the scenes a few times... maybe run the end snake boss a bunch of times hoping it will drop your tier2 lifejacket then all of a sudden GO INSANE and begin to bash the s*** out of it and lay all kinds of hate on it that relate to some weird s*** that happened to you as a child. You would also then pop up in every thread about the movie and tell everyone they are morons for liking a movie that for a week you lived... this is probably your first post of many along a similar line.

hahahahah

Batman Begins was a poor movie.

motherf***ER

s***, Q really called me out there

On a more serious note, I actually did find Batman Begins pretty poor.

If batman's mask had of been mario branded schoolgirl underwear soaked in saki with a donkey kong glaze would you have liked it?

As long as batman wasn't an emo f*** about it, all while studying at an ANCIENT TAOIST DOJO performing EXCITING SNOWY MOUNTAIN SCENES REMINISCENT OF CLIFFHANGER with the AMATUERISH AND CONFUSING QUICK-CUT ACTION SCENES OF THE 1960s ORIGINAL SERIES. Even the spiderman movies manage to be slightly tounge-in-cheek.

INT. AIRLINE TICKET COUNTER
Samuel L. Jackson approaches the counter. As the woman behind the counter starts to speak, he flashes an FBI badge.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

I need to get on that plane.

WOMAN

Why?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

There are snakes on it.

WOMAN

Snakes?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Shiite snakes.

WOMAN

Oh my god! Snakes! On the plane!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Calm down. I’m with the FBI’s Animal Terrorism Division. Everything is under control.

–

INT. INSIDE THE AIRPLANE
Samuel L. Jackson waits until the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign is turned off and the flight attendant says it is all right to move about the cabin.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Ladies and gentlemen. I don’t want to cause any alarm, but there are snakes on this plane.

HYSTERICAL WOMAN

Oh my god! We’re all going to die.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

We’re not going to die. We can get through this. Now let’s all just stay calm and stick together. If we start panicking now, we’re doing exactly what the snakes want us to do.

BILLY

I’m scared!

BILLY’S MOM

It’s ok. We’re going to be ok. We’ll be home soon.

–

INT. LUGGAGE COMPARTMENT

GRUFF BUT LOVEABLE GUY

These snakes hate America and all that it stands for! I wish I could - I wish I could just pop all their heads off like dandelions.

COMPUTER GEEK, coughing

My time is almost up. The snake poison is getting to my brain.

HOT GIRL

No! Don’t die.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

The snakes have taken over the cockpit. We must find a way to stop them from landing this plane before it’s too late.

GRUFF BUT LOVEABLE GUY

We could try breaking down the door and wresting the controls away from the snakes.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

That cockpit door is solid chipboard. We don’t have anything heavy enough to break it down. Besides, if we go out there, the snakes will start killing hostages.

COMPUTER GEEK

We could hack into the plane’s computer system through one of the headset jacks.

HOT GIRL

I thought you were dead.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

How much time will it take to hack into the system?

COMPUTER GEEK

Please, it’s running IIS, any eight year old can hack it with the right tools. And I just happen to have a few hacking programs here on my iPOD.

–

CLOSEUP
Samuel L. Jackson is speaking into an in-flight movie earphone that’s been modified to work as a microphone.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Can you read me? Come in? Tower? Do you read me?

CONTROL TOWER

We read you flight, and as we told you before when you were lisping a lot, you are cleared for landing.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

No! You can’t let this plane land. There’s snakes on this plane! If you let this plane land, the snakes will get out and millions of people could die!

CONTROL TOWER

Who is on the plane?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Snakes is on the plane!

CONTROL TOWER

How can this be?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Please! We don’t have time! You have to revoke this plane’s permission to land so the snakes can’t get out!

CONTROL TOWER

Roger flight. Your permission to land has been revoked.

ALL

Yay! We did it!

–

INT. AIRPLANE
Billy is sitting on the flight attendant’s seat, holding his stomach.

BILLY

It hurts! My stomach hurts! That wasn’t a kosher meal! My stomach really hurts!

The door to the cabin opens up and an Antiguan Racer snake slithers out to see what all the commotion is.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Now!

Gruff But Loveable Guy opens the emergency door to the plane. The snake is sucked to the edge, but manages to grab hold and keep from being sucked out. Samuel L. Jackson approaches.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Get off my plane!

Samuel L. Jackson steps on the snake’s head. The snake is sucked out into a thunder cloud and struck by lightning. Hot Girl takes the controls of the plane and safely lands it on top of the Luxor in Las Vegas.

–

EXT. A TRAIN PLATFORM
It is three weeks later. Samuel L. Jackson runs toward a train.

CONDUCTOR

All aboard!

The conductor climbs onto the train. He starts to hit X-A-Dpad Up to start the train, but Samuel L. Jackson grabs his wrist and stops him.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

We need to get everybody off of this train right now!

CONDUCTOR

Why? What’s the emergency?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

There are bears! Bears on this train!

Did someone say Batman?

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evis i'll buy your script for ten million dollars!

of course those dollars are in a country thats dollar value is soo low that you will have to pay me...

Best movie evah!

I never thought anything could top the 'space vipers' from lost in space.