me and my boyfriend where having a bitch about how the toilet seat should be set.

my question is this: do you care about the position of the toilet seat or not?

Care : 0
not care : 1

no care

last edited by ravn0s at 23:36:09 13/Jan/06

no care.

When I read this I thought "oh f*** WhiteWolf really is gay."

Then I looked a bit more closely at the sig - you're actually female?

Oh, and no, don't care. That means however that I don't set it any particular way after using it.

Hes male,he posted emo pictures of himself once....and not care.

who gives a f***

surely there are better things to worty about

like bad spelling?

No care.

If he has to put it up, I can put it down. If I have to put it down, he can put it up.

of course its emo to post pictures of your self in a "post pictures of yourself" thread.

actually all i remember from thoes threads was that maxe has the hots for himself.

bad typing*

i like it down cos i don't trust my aim

My respect for Kat just rose phenominally.
Your a great role model for other women out there everywhere, complaining about something so insignificant and trivial is the epitomy of petty and unfortunately the majority of women fall into that category.

Now onto my comments about the lame parody threads... oh wait I think that was it.

^ lol. Good post Xy.

on subject: no i don't care.

last edited by A_W at 00:26:40 14/Jan/06

it must go up cause piss on the seat is just gross. then put it back down afterwards because people need ti down to do number 2. grow some f***ing manners.

wtf is with all these newbs circlejerking.... A_W, XY and TK

people are getting bored with you persay,they need new blood

Hah! nice troll persay.
Keep working at it.

up, woman wants to piss she can put it down. I'm sure she'll cry OMG PUT IT DOWN WHEN YOUR DONE, well I say to you put it the hell UP when YOU'RE done.

do you take a dump with the seat up whoop?

think of the odds:
man piss - up; s*** - down;
woman piss - down; s*** - down.

75% usage down position. you must conform.

but does the man piss with the same frequency as they take a dump? and do both the sexes visit the W.C. an equal amount?

parody threads are dumb.

im jerking persay on this one. xy and a_w need to get a room. "that was the best post i ever read. i got tears in my eyes from that beauty". idiots.

we can't both jerk persay

i dont like touching toilet seats
so i just use it in whatever position its in

i have super squat powers

Sure, leave it down. Don't be surprised when I Glad Wrap the seat then

It's a parody thread you dongs.

[edit] A99 - I mean those who were going on about where WW said "my boyfriend".

last edited by Loki at 13:49:51 14/Jan/06

Haha, I know this is a parody thread...but anyways...

Don't care.

And I'm a chick.

I just couldn't be bothered arguing about something *so* insignificant. I've got better things to do with my life.

Jeez I get hit on by A_W and everybody gets on my case!

Don't neglect the balls and ass while your going down on persay WW kthx?

i have super squat powers

fag, you've gone soft

what ever happened to the leave it down, it gets pee'd on rule?!?

u r

i remember when i was young i was absolutely busting for a pee waiting for the toilet to be free.
should have seen the firm grip on my dick, joging on the spot smashing my feet into the ground each time as each passing second my need for release increased.
DOOR OPENED!
Life or death level of panic with the zip with one hand the other clamped around the head of my dick as i run in and feeling of increasing dread as i realise im not going to make it,
the pain that of torture, trying to force myself to just let go there and then, forcing me to soil myself.
NO! not I!!
I will succede,
I will NOT piss myself,
I WILL NOT SURRENDER!!

Quick thinking, zip hand goes inside my pants barely a split second before i was overcome, no pain increased as my bladder was forcing my pee out and my hand forcing it nowhere.
huge pressure, high risks, huge pain

One second after the sucessful clamping the hand that was on the outside pulls the top of my pants out tight while inside hand manages to hastly pull future 'Mr Thunder Pole' out.
Near disaster strikes as halfway out my clamp hand grip waivers for the tiniest of moments, just enough for a bit of pee to spit out, just enough for clamp hand to slip off the head!
instantely the clamp hand grips tighter than ever before on the foreskin which instantly starts to inflate as panic again takes hold and i freeze knowing the huge probiblity of letting go anywhere but the bowl

mind racing, eyes darting, dick out blowing up like a ballon then all of a sudden its to much and as pee increased psi it becomes to much and quick as a flash pee shoots out like a split second firehose almost blew me back into the wall.
instantly i regain my balance and reposition my thumb to counter the outburst which shows to be a futile exercise as the other side of my thumb bursts out in a fierce show of waterworks all over the opersite wall.

realisation struck and the clamp is removed, bracing myself against the incredible flow it flies forth barely controlled, barely hitting target untill gradually the panic dies, the pain eases, the flow ceases, feeling returns to my fingers, silence grows loud and lonelyness creeps in as i stand the dick hanging out the top of my pants like a tortured soul hangs still bound to the old wooden chair.
pees driping from all 3 walls in front of me, it was then that i realise and a smile starts tingling across my sadneded face
i realised the truth. it was clean, it was clear
the seat
was up

a urinal would make it so much easier.