Wipe on sex appeal wipes...

...are utter bulls***. I was out last night celebrating my 23rd and waltzed into the toilets, did what I had to do and in doing so noticed the regular condom vending machine. But I also noticed another machine, a machine which dealt in wipe on sex appeal wipes. Being the willing lad that I am under the influence of alcohol, I decided to buy one for a laugh and see what the hell it smelt like.
Wellllll to be blunt, they smell like god damned petrol and metho. I sincerely doubt anyone would find those things even remotely appealing. Now I didn't actually field test this thing (I wasn't out to find someone, just get drunk) so I can't actually comment on their usefulness but my cousin's GF and my cousin's sister both said they smelt utterly disgusting.
I think you'd have more luck walking around with your fly open.

hey i got an idea, how bout u go buy a 2 piece feed from kfc, then get the refresher towellete, and rub it in your armpits? :p

I think you'd have more luck walking around with your fly open.

or wearing a flame shirt.


your a f***ing arseclown suhaib, you really are.

arseclown? wtf is that? clown that loves ass?

I don't know about you guys but I don't automatically assume and expect sex - that isn't the way I operate. Besides, I'm not really into casual sex with people I don't know, I'd really have to know someone reasonably well before I jumped in the sack with them.

arseclown? wtf is that? clown that loves ass?

Perhaps you can't read, in which case I will take pity on you and reiterate what I have already outlined previously in this thread

^^ ahah wierd acronyms sigh.

I wonder if you can buy this as a travel kit for the falcon.

I'm not really into casual sex with people I don't know

Yeah, 'casual sex' with someone you know is much better :)

lol this is a hunter hate thread huh? , sigh dont even know the random cept in cs 6.1 one day with axis, he was treating to bash him....lol.

I saw this exact same thread at OCAU. Freaky!

scuzzy just won this thread!

^^ ahah wierd acronyms sigh.

^^ ahah incorrect word usage sigh.

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They burn pretty colours

^^ ahah incorrect word usage sigh.

lol @ random post's, +1 post count huh?

lol @ random post's, +1 post count huh?

Yeah, it really s***'s me when post's are simply made for the sake of inflating po'st count's

ps, this is a hunter mockup thread.

don't get too excited.

hmm only giving s*** to maxe coz hes given s*** to me in other threads for no reason, so yer what goes around comes around.

anyways back on topic, hunter mockup was it? >:)

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Hey guys, what's going on in this muthah ?

rofl... so funny (prolly just for me and mates who were there)...

A bird who used to work at Regatta was wasted on dance floor. She and I got with each other and she said something gold like "I don't want relationship I just want a one night." To which I replied "I'll be right back!!!"

So I went to the men's to get a condom.... I return and she is long gone... so i start hitting on the next bird only to realise i have actually got some wipe on sex appeal..

lol next time i am there i start wiping on and going up to chicks saying "SMELL ME AND TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?" HAHA

These birds were all like "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"

LOL!@
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your a fukhead

LOL!@
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Um.. I seriously don't remember writing that... wtf?

Um.. I seriously don't remember writing that... wtf?

learn internet.

also, keep a hat in your pocket fool, drunk sluts wait for no man

If I saw someone using one of those wipes, I'd be inclined to want to rip their balls off with my bare hands.

If I saw someone using one of those wipes, I'd be inclined to want to rip their balls off with my bare hands.

you dont f*** with a mans wipes, you just dont.

sex panther

what ek meant to say was:

If I saw someone using one of those wipes, I'd be inclined to want to cup their balls with my bare hands.

your a f***head billy

60% of the time, it uh, works everytime. stings the nostrils... in a good way.