I once put a shovel through my linksys router because it was playing up and I'd tried everything and it just kept dropping my internet connection.. (I had a spare router which worked fine)

Afterwards I had a smoke and a beer and thought, damn, that was a pretty crazy thing to do, but problem solved, and I feel great.

(It was the third one I'd tried after taking them back to the shop and getting a replacement, upgraded firmwares, blah blah, no need to go into details, but my troubleshooting was very good and very lengthy, hence the frustration)

9/11

i once said the s-word

*gasp*

the... the s word?

jumping front kick to the bathroom door.

Straight through :D

I've punched a few keyboards in the past and sent keys flying around the room. Very humbling though when you then have to crawl around on your hands and knees trying to find them all so you can put your keyboard back together.

i hurt myself

I threw a hdd off a balcony a few times then smashed it with a sledgehammer.

Put my pushbike through the front door. LOL

A guy in the CS clan i was in way back when smacked his tower with the outside of his fist when he was getting owned in CS, put a pretty huge dent in it and even bent the frame of the tower if i recall correctly.

yet another reason why CS brings out the worst in people.

yes bashed a few keyboards in my time cause of cs rage, not hard enough to smash keys off though haha, i'm generally a pretty calculated person though.

my brother on the other hand has put numerous holes in things, not that long ago he smashed every window in his car

like last night somes*** happened and now my dads car is dinted up one side

luckily i haven't been here when most of this s*** has gone down, when/if he touches my car is the day i will f***ing annhilate the c***

Threw beer bottle at monitor due to getting the s***s with cs

rofl

I'm never having kids

I called my mumma a whore.

This seriously makes me wanna get back into CS! I miss those annoying days

im gonna keep a shovel near my router in case of emergency

i dont really get angry. i just swear then im over it. my brother on the other hand used to smash his keyboard and pick up his mouse and smash it on the table when he died in bf1942.

Spook, you said... sex?

hmm

i think when i had a flat tyre while it was pissing down rain and i had to get home as i needed to do something.


Anyways what made it hard was the scissor jack was a bitch to jack up, everything was f***ed up, so i punched the bitumen as hard as i could.

Hand hurt for days.

Spook Said the S Word?!.....................Not Sugar!!





I havn't done anything that stupid. Sure ive been pissed off at my dad and tackled him to the ground, And pissed off at my sister soo i threw a sharp metal thing at her. Just missing her eye.


Nah, I havn't done much.

slinky, i dont think that sig is exactlty.. work safe.. :)

But keep it for all us folk at home :)

My mouse kept stuffing up on me while i was urgently trying to complete a uni assignment. I kept smashing it agains the table until it dissolved into a few springs.

Then i got back the results and threw the monitor off a building.

I kicked the front of my old case and it sorta caved in a bit, then the computer reset. Scared the s*** outta me. Also smashed the keyboard with my wrist wrest thingy and keys went flying everywhere. Best one I've done is I was playing some game a few years back and I kept dying unfairly, the computer was cheating. Anyway, I was so fired up I was looking for something to hit, but I thought twice about smashing the tower so I ran into my room and punched a hole thru the plastic casing of my pedestal fan. Those were the days.

8-)

Oh yeah when I was a young chap, and I had this cd rom which was f***ed and wouldnt close properly and I got pissed off, snapped the cd tray off and then grabbed a hammer and smash f***ed the computer into bits.

I've thrown a few NES controllers around and mistreated a few IBM buckle-spring keyboards in my day, but never anything damaged.

This thread highlights the tremendous growth the anger management industry is up for though

^Shut the f*** up you before I come and smash you^

worst would be kicking a large hole in the wall

I once had a fight with an ex-gf on MSN and I picked up my keyboard and took baseball bat type swings against my desk.

I had to get another keyboard to workout where all the keys went.

But that wasn't the computers fault..

Once I was playing NFSU on my GC and kept crashing into a pole when I was winning the race so I threw the controller at the ground and it hit my toe, nice purple toe then it happend again so I threw it again and hit the ground. Then the buttons wouldn't work so I continued to smash it on the end of my bed.

I once put a shovel through my linksys router because it was playing up and I'd tried everything and it just kept dropping my internet connection..

haha grow up fag

this one time my dialup modem wouldn't handshake properly so i raped my little sister

Doesn't every nerd have a dent in the top of their pc case? ;)

I regularly smash things. Not cos I am agro, but because it can be practical to smash stuff sometimes.

For instance earlier today I had a pen start to get screwy with me. Man did I teach it not to mess with me. After a few goes and it started to piss me off I just snapped it in two and tossed it behind the filing cabinet.

Big deal? There is nothing worse than having a s*** pen, throwing it in your desk, then another day when you need a pen like when you are on the phone you grab that pen and youre like 'wtf this f***ing pen again'

Or a blank disc which is f***ed with a scratch or something. Snap the f***er and you will never again insert an unmarked cd with a messed up .rar file on it or something.

something is bad --> bin

RAAAAAWWWWR THIS PROCESS IS CONFUSING

Persay: left an online forum in a huff

g you guys are lame I have smashed heaps of pc stuff. This one time I even smashed a boomgate at the southbank cinema becase there was a huge line and the gate was stuffed, I ended up in court over that one.

This one time I even smashed a boomgate at the southbank cinema becase there was a huge line and the gate was stuffed, I ended up in court over that one.

you must have felt like such a big man!

maxe your a f***head, if you got nothing positive to add to the thread then go smoke some cock cause im sure your good at that.


anyway this old man in a s***ty old beemer beeped at me on my bike so i rode up and kicked off his side mirror.

shutup k k.

hE HAS A POINT THOUGH, K, K.

I mean posting negative lame ass comments isn't exactly the coolest thing I've seen.

If you wanna act tough or something (I have no f***ing idea why you would post try hard, cool, comments), but seriously, go pick a fight with someone or something. Spare us from reading your horses***.

ive kicked a few case's and hit a few keyboards in my lifetime
but the best was when i snapped a keyboard across the front of the case and pretty much f***ed them both.

I once a very long time ago got really really pissed at a console game that i normally loved so i took to it with fire liberally ...

I learned my lesson and havn't destroyed my beloved hardware or software ever again :/
*Hugs PC* ... I love you baby

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2001/Sep/11/ballfire_b.jpg

Never done anything bad myself. I'm a poor bastard, if I break it... that's it!

I just shout "What the f***, that s*** is f***ing bulls***. f*** IT!" and turn it off.

Usually followed by a good round of sex or a good wank. Nothing makes you happier then ramming some chick or getting off ^_^

all i use to do is beat the crap out of my mouse, mouse is still good working condition though and i use it everyday, even if i have had to put it back together a few times. now days i have a boxing bag next to my computer and take my frustration out on my bag :)

haha @ all you nerds.

If you wanna act tough or something (I have no f***ing idea why you would post try hard, cool, comments), but seriously, go pick a fight with someone or something

hahahaha, this from the kid who put a shovel through his router cos he couldnt get it to work

I laugh at you fags who cant handle your s*** so go running around yelling and punching stuff cos you're too f***ing stupid to do anything about it.

f*** ITS NOT WORKING! f***, MY PHONE WONT CONNECT! f***, I WANTED COKE BUT MUM BOUGHT PEPSI! RAAAAGHGHGH!

Im sure your future boss/girlfriend is gonna love that. "Oh hes just really angry again, its ok for him to act like a cockholster!". You boys are gonna go a long way in life, Id love to see what happens when something genuinely bad happens to you...

maxe fyi they'll commit suicide

First they will post here about it then commit suicide.

When Hunter gets pissed there's an empty keg nearby.

I put a my sword through my CD Drive cause the f***ing thing was consistently doing read fails an wouldn't stop spinning up down etc sounded like it had asthma...

Anyways, that happened early one morning while a LAN was on an the mates were awoken to the sound and sight of me stabbing the CD-Drive

f*** that felt good to do =)
Never annoyed me again after that either (actually, neither did the people who were there watching me carve it up).

+5 to swordskills

cd drives are weak to slashing damage but resistant to magic

while playing CS i threw my keyboard at the cat and it never woke up again :(

i couldnt beat the first level of scud industrial evolution so i punched a hole through a wall

i tried to kill myself with a cat5 network cable, as a result of being angry with life, as a result of being depressed, as a result of spending to much time on a pc

you know how good it feels to smash a pc into bits with a sledge hammer before throwing the pc in the bin?

This thread has given me so many laughs. I've almost got tears of laughter in my eyes. The sword stabbing one was the best one by the way. What exactly were you doing with a sword at LAN?

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never to late to try again Jerry!

never to late to try again Jerry!

it is atm, f***ing psychiatrist is taking it fully seriously and keeps calling me to ask if ive felt like hurting myself, and pushing the blame on my parents

Agree with Triamks
My mom just walked in and asked wtf was so funny because I've been laughing out loud for the last 10 minutes.
The funniest thing is that nearly all the things were "computer/cs wasn't working". Lol, such nerds.

Some time ago I was really pissed off (totally trivial because I can't even remember what it was now) but I was REALLY angry so I decided that punching something would be a good way to rid myself of this anger. A wall would destroy my hand (prior experience) so without thinking, I put my hand through the nearest window. BLOOD EVERYWHERE, as well as glass in my hand. I now have a phat scar on my right hand and my parents were thrilled at replacing a window that I "had to break to get inside the house because I forgot my keys and it was really dark"

The scary thought is, what happens when something bad happens away from the computer.. No wonder violence is on the rise.

But then again.. lolol at this thread.

o man, so much s***

punched the s*** outta my speakers theres a nice dent in the mesh now..

punched monitor countless times. smashed my gtxp coz the drivers wouldnt install (its now f***ed)

probably the funniest

we were packing to leave to go to straddie, me being a nerd wouldnt get off the computer. mum was hell f***ing raged at me, so walked into the pc room, booted my tower, which completely killed my HDD. bitch had to buy me a new one too

someone needs to ban jerry/jem ... he is far to emo to be on this forum

I fully endorse the above statement and/or product.

Hes even more emo than that guy who puts X's before and after every statement

I just broke a mouse, i snapped the cord out of it and threw the mouse down the stairs, yeah i was pretty cut afterwards

mum was hell f***ing raged at me, so walked into the pc room, booted my tower, which completely killed my HDD. bitch had to buy me a new one too

u showed her who was boss lol

Hes even more emo than that guy who puts X's before and after every statement

xxxjimmyxxxx :P hahaha


i've punched monitor few times, punched hole in wall, punched sister for being a bitch ummm hit keyboard a few times. Mostly just hit my desk or the wood wall lol :) such angry folk we are

Pics of punched sis or lying

This is the funniest s*** ive read for ages. Its amazing how pissed off people get at cs. seriously i reckon shrinks should use cs to study anger and why it occurs in players so frequently. also have you been to your local lan hall recently and seen the foul language that comes out of these little 8-15yo? i cant believe the gutter mouths these little daycare cs sluts have. cs should be age limited because its creating little timebombs of rage just waiting to be flashed at the spawn, awp'd through a wall or camped, then BOOM ! physical violence is the only answer to relieve their stress.

Video of Angry CS Player

1.3 mb.

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Video of angry Xbox-live kiddie. He's wearing a microphone.

Can't edit my post, but I forgot that was a hefty 55 meg due to uneccessarily high-quality encoding. Still, kind've worth it.

Somehow i dont think it's worth 56mb.

Hashy's Mum


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It's at least 50x better than your unbelievably ancient vid Booyah, so it's gotta be worthwhile by your standards

Hey i'm not competing for the angriest nerd video show here i was just posting a short video relative to the topic. Now if you'll excuse i'm going to slit someone's throat in my upcoming dream.

i dont really get angry. i just swear then im over it. my brother on the other hand used to smash his keyboard and pick up his mouse and smash it on the table when he died in bf1942.

Now I just swear like a Priest on Sunday! ;-D

i once got so angry at new computer hardware that i read the f***ing manual.

I once got so angry at cs I changed servers!

i once got so angry at new computer hardware that i read the f***ing manual.

Issues.

You can tell demon is lying.
The only manual demon has ever read was the one that came with his machette.

it fills my heart with joy to imagine all the people i have raged in cs/dod/bf over the years.

myself...i have never smashed any of my computer gear, but i have found myself swearing excessively at bf2 due to the random deaths that you have no control over and nooblaunchers.

What exactly were you doing with a sword at LAN?

The LAN was at my house and happened during a time when I used to do Medieval Fighting & associated Martial arts that involved sword training.

One of my best mates is now a seriously bad ass nasty knife fighter (scares me s***less with what he can do now!)

Getting angry at inanimate objects denotes stupidity, lack of self-discipline, and lack of control over onesself. I get angry at other things in the room instead.

i wrapped my keyboard around my monitor once when i couldn't get my pc to post.

I punch my monitor sometimes, man that glass on it is hard I don't know how the Partycrasher broke his in Hard Way :/

i got so angry at dodgy straight porn that i started watching gay porn

Work for computer refurbisher, much crappy equipment to release the rage on. Hdds with hammers and monitors dropped of 2 storey factory flooring. Much fun.

^^
Jem and Einstein
In a tree
K - I - S - S
I - N - G

Work for computer refurbisher, much crappy equipment to release the rage on. Hdds with hammers and monitors dropped of 2 storey factory flooring. Much fun.

as if not .avi's!!! share the enjoyment.

Once I got so angry at Obes and his trolling, I went over to his house and raped him.

This thread is uber hilarious. :D

Gold comedy relief.

this one time my dialup modem wouldn't handshake properly so i raped my little sister

ROFLOBSTER! That one comment was worth all the crap Persay has said over the years :P

Persay: left an online forum in a huff

That topped it though. LOL'd

I've been fully laughing my ass off at this whole thread. Those videos were a laugh. Maybe that Croyte guy should just accept he sucks ass at Halo.

But seriously, my pc and games are for pleasure, as a hobby. My PC is the centre of my entertainment, communication, study and more. Why would I chuck a spaz and hit something so important and worth so much money? When I was a CHILD I would hit my console controllers. Chucking a spaz over losing a game is the funniest. If you lose because somebody better than you killed you, then practice, maybe ask them for some hints or ideas. If you lost due to a technical error, get over it. CHucking a space cos you lost doesn't make up for it, it doesn't change a thing and it doesn't make you a big man. A bit of yelling or swearing is fine, but if you get violent you should seek help.

HAHAHAHAHA that guy in the halo video hahahahahaha

You mean the xbox kid scoobs?

I WANT SOME MOTHER F!@#ING CHOCLATE MILK!!!

rofl.

And you wonder why America is so bad with kids like that in familys?

And you wonder why America is so bad with kids like that in familys?

yer, it surely is the games fault that he is acting that way. If i heard or saw my child doing that he would be getting a good old fashion beating with the nearest blunt object.

He is the kind of kid that would go out and play halo in real life and then blame the game for his actions. When infact, it is his parents faults for not doing their jobs right and deciplining (sp) him correctly

Kids don't trash talk and speak gutter talk like that for no reason. Clearly the family does not care about how the boy is brought up.