So, we all know the plane will take off... but can you plunge a carrot through the back of a man's mouth and out through his skull killing him?

discuss!
And for arguments sake, it is a fresh one, not boiled!

who fights with their mouth open ?

you might be able to make someone choke on it.. unless you covered it in some industrial strength lacker/epoxy reson.

(insert joke about kat putting carrots in her mouth)

I dunno but there was a guy on Hey Hey that could play it as a wind instrument.

nah

What in the f***?

I think the "carrot" would have more chance of snapping your neck than penetrating through.

clearly you can because they do it in the first 2 minutes of shoot em up.

dont bother refering to source or nothing.

what about if we replaced carrot with dong?

I think that's what this thread is really about infi. Let's not play these charades anymore.

Kat, I would say the answer is no. A "carrot" probably couldn't penetrate your skull, but if you're worried just take it slow and practice you'll be fine.

Someone's just watched Shoot 'em up.

what about a tea cup

*giggle*

its possible to overdose on vitamin a.

i think thats a more interesting way to kill someone with a carrot.

its possible to overdose on vitamin a.

Isn't Roaccutane (the acne medication) just vitamin A in massive doses?

I tell ya, that s*** is f***ing WHACKED!

Nope chub it's Isotretinoin:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Isotretinoin3d.svg/220px-Isotretinoin3d.svg.png

shoot em up was awesome movie to watch.
Doesn't take itself seriously, and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.

techically you could push any substance through anything with enough force.

end of thread.

no you couldn't, don't you know about how they determine the hardness of rocks... one substance will lose, I think in this case the carrot...

you could kill someone using carrot but not that way... as per you can kill someone using a newspaper......

Shove the carrot down the dudes pee hole, that'll kill him

Even if you kill him you still touched it, fag.

i would aim for the eyes. its probably softer tissue than the inside of your throat. plus the brain is situated right behind them.

same with the back of your throat genius.

In the eye with enough force and a big carrot might do it. Which is ironic cos carrots are supposed to be good for your eyes...

Also if you jammed one up the pooper, effectively blocking the passage, the patient may end up with some sort of toxic bowel situation.

You could choke on a carrot.

Basically the only way would be to block one of the body's vital holes and wait it out.

I doubt you could use it as an effective weapon. Unless it was one of those freakishly large Chernobyl-style competition vegetables that get unveiled at local shows and wow everyone with their gargantuan proportions.

You could use it to crush someone I suppose. Or to beat them unmerciful.

To the mythbuster mobile!

Of course you can. They teach you that s*** in black ops.

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you can kill someone with anything if you hit them enough times with it.

it actually wasnt the carrot he had in the first case. he took a big bight out of it and the footage had the whole carrot.


i think the real question is how many carrots should a badass do-gooder carry?


discuss



16 in the clip and one in the hole.
a carrot in the neck will make some bodies turn cold.
now they croppin and spraying its a tad bit late.
nate dog and warren g had to vegetate.

you can kill someone with anything if you hit them enough times with it.

Enter Hatchet Harry from Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels, who beats a guy to death with a rubber dildo ;p

Doesn't take itself seriously, and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.

Yeah because "Can you kill a guy with a carrot?" just screams SERIOUS THREAD!

and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.

Are you that daft? I thought the reference to the plane wouldn't have made it clear it was all in fun.

And you call me a twat

edited: beaten by Bah!
edited again: spelling

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larf

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www.daft.ie is actually the equivalent of realestate.com.au here in ireland :p

its possible to overdose on vitamin a.

i think thats a more interesting way to kill someone with a carrot.

Not with the form of Vitamin A in the carrot, β-Carotene. The worst you can get is a yellowing of the skin. The liver is geared to store β-Carotene.

Enter Hatchet Harry from Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels, who beats a guy to death with a rubber dildo

I said a dong would be more interesting.

Doesn't take itself seriously, and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.

You can't be that retarded that you actually believe she was being serious...

you can kill someone with anything if you hit them enough times with it.

It would take a long time to kill someone by hitting them with the leg of a flea.

if it was a frozen solid thick as carrot.. then maybe

What about if you opened up a patient, inserted a carrot into their body cavity, say, next to a vital organ, and then sewed them up? Now, supposing they died, is that technically killing them with a carrot or with an operation involving a carrot?
Cos if you are talking using a carrot and only a carrot, I think the above example cannot be entered as evidence for the affirmative.

Oh and you may be able to strangle a person with a carrot - a carrot garrotte.

i loved shoot em up so much

I liked it, however as a mother of a new born (ish) son it was way too close to home and hard for me to watch.

I am such a sucker

why, was clive owen's character a criminal?

dildo in the eye!

Are you that daft? I thought the reference to the plane wouldn't have made it clear it was all in fun.

Oh right, so what you're saying is.. you made a post asking a question to which the answer was already stupidly obvious....

And you call me a twat

Yes.
Why the f*** are you still even here after the day you came here was to abuse the s*** out of everyone.

I guess he had fun, looks like you are too

there is no irony in Loki asking someone why they are still here

there is no irony in Loki asking someone why they are still here

uh huh.
Next.

yknow, cause you havent rage equit qgl half a dozen times already

Nope chub it's Isotretinoin:

Isotretinoin is a retinoid, which is very similiar to Vitamin A, so Chub is right in sense.

yknow, cause you havent rage equit qgl half a dozen times already

Zzzzz once, around 5-6 years ago when I was 17.
Recently was someone who had my account and posted goatse.cx.

Next bandwagon.

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