Post your fave sledges here that you use.Once I got pulled up by an umpire for this one
"I have seen a better batter in a fish and chips shop"
bwahah
some others..

theres a party on middle stump, let's crash it

knock his house down

tickles his timber..
add to the list!

and i got s***loads more just cant remember them

bet u dont get any replies

DOH !!

shardarp :P*

*Calls tung and fpot, and all other fellow cricketers*

hello scuzzy how are ya today?

i heard yo mum is going out wit....SQUEAK!!

Would you please keep it in ONE POST ex|s please?!

hey dude, im fine, how about you?

hmm not to bad, a bit hot, but i thought i might have a conversation with you today, cus im realy bored.

fair enough, ill cya later, im going to play urban terror.

Hi scuzzeh :P

damm, he allways leaves me when i want to talk with him

here's a good one
existence is gay

omg!..your soo smart wARt :D

don't hate me cause i'm a genious :P

When did I mention "I hate you wARt!" :P

i used my mind reading abilities
stfu :P

sledges...hrmm Existence is gay..I WIN :p

cricket is gay, nuff said.

But that's not a sledge!#^!$^~

evis you must be gay if you don't like cricket only poofs think cricket is gay

my cricket sledge

tee hee hee roofle

then they start running

evis you must be gay if you don't like cricket only poofs think cricket is gay

Took the words right out of my mouth.

You and wARt should really stop kissing anarot :P

Yeah.. I dont' get it.... we never used to agree like this.. wtf is going on!!!

But you must admit that evis needs to....

http://www.buyrite.net/16bit/images/getaclue.jpg

ffs my thread
hijacking c***s

stfu existence...

and I don't care if u like cricket, I just think it's for homosexuals bleh.

No, you're confused, YOU are the homosexual and cricket is for HETEROsexuals.

hahha i have a s*** load of on field sayings.. i used em all the time on state tours to sydney.
I fleid at silly point and sometimes first slip so i REALLY gave it to those NSW bastards

I like how Brett Lee tells the batsmen to f*** off :)

rofl
sif australia arent f***ing owning homosexual south africa
matt hayden is a f***in queenslander
he ownz allllllll you
good evis, kee your self centred opinions to yourself

Matt hayden is awesome, although it's only recently he has started his ownage. I remember when he got dropped from the team a few year's ago 'cause he was s***.

i just played cricket...w000t.

after he broke his nose ;(

BULLs*** eye kandy, Matt Hayden has ALWAYS been awesome.. the bloody bastard selectors have not given him a go. He is there coz he is awesome. If the selectors gave him a chance like they do with the new south welshmen and the bloody victorians then he would surely bloody would have been better then Bradman

Maybe not better than Bradman, but I agree with everything else you said :) Would be nice to see them let a few other people into the test side, like giving Michael Bevan a go in there again. Specially seeing as the team always wins, would make things more interesting. It sure paid off (as it alwasys does) to put Andy Bichel in the side (what a total champ).