With the recent news that Duke Nukem Forever is finally showing signs of emerging triumphant from a decade of development hell, the game has quickly become one of the hottest properties in the online rumour and conjecture marketplace. In addition to the recent teaser trailer, its director George Broussard has recently offered some new perspective on the title that'll bring Duke to a whole new generation.

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i would say release date is a day after we colonize mars.

I bags being Douglas Quaid.

And I bags being the sleazy, athletic girl you hook up with there.

I bags going to the airport and telling customs "twwwoooooooo weeeeekksss"

There is still not even a vague release date for Duke Nukem Forever, but for the first time in a long time we can say with some confidence that 2K Games will bring it to our shores sometime within the next 12 months.

copy and paste that into the classic dnf quotes list

That line wasn't even attributed as a quote, piss weak article.

PS: START THE REACTORRRR!