I remember 2 things I did...

1) @~10yo. After watching "The Ninja Turles Movie(animated) many times. My Mother had taken me to the cinemas with my cousin one day(saw Mermaids) and I had remembered a scene from TMNT where Splinter(The rat) had unscrewed a screw from the floor whilst he was being held captive in a cage-like forcefield. The cage was trasmitted from a device on a nearby table. To free himself of this cage he used the screw he unscrewed from the floor and pegged it at the device thus killing the forcefield cage. So what did I do... Whilst in the cinema watching Mermaids i found a loose screw on the under side of the armrest and pegged it at this puffy perm haired woman in from of us. She spun aroung as if she were very shocked and immediatley after my mother had dragged me out into the foyer and asked me why I had done it before returning to our seats. I was grounded in the car on the way home.

I've got another i'll post soon.

i saw transformers on acid lol that was fun/silly

LOL! I remember that episode! He used his fingernail to do it. I was discouraged from emulating TV and movie characters from a young age.

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after watching bourne identity i started counting how many steps it was to the nearest exit

and tyring to memorise license plates as i walked down the street

and i kung fu'd the s*** out of policemen

queue billy hardball

Everyday and just not in my youth.

I'm easily influenced by fictional stories, more exciting :)

I'm easily influenced by fictional stories, more exciting :)

So that's why you always tell BS on here?

The next was derived from a Lassie Movie where the kid owner of Lassie was lost in the bushwith his dog. He was forced to hunt wild boar to survive. His hunting tool was a spear which he made from a straight stick which was sharpened with a pocket knife and the tip of the spear was hardened in a campfire.
So what did I do?...

Found a stick and sharpened it with my pocket knife. Hardened the tip of the spear in the BBQ. Just after comleting the spear my brother of about 4 or 5yo came out of the house. I showed him the spear and squarked' "RUN PIGGY! RUN! My brother was running around the back yard trying to avoid my aim... and then I aimed higher to allow for gravity I aimed in front of him to allow for his velocity and then not thinking at all i could hit him I pegged the spear. It went up then went down and copped him fair in the thigh. Dad spent about half hour trying to get the tip(piece of wood that snapped off) out of his leg. I got shouted at and that was about it. My bro still has the scar to show at 19years of age. Might get a pic up for ya later.

hahaha!

Once, I watched priscilla queen of the desert and immediately afterwards put on a dress and rode atop a bus. It was very exciting.

And then there was that american pie movie, whoooooooo that was a doozy.

So that's why you always tell BS on here?

You're a teenage turd that has no life experience so you can't tell what's real or not.

And then there was that american pie movie, whoooooooo that was a doozy.

You jizzed on yourself while broadcast on the internets?

After watching Attack of the Clones my grandpa beat the s*** out of someone in the carpark with his walking stick.

I was watching Teknoman on TV every morning before school.

During one of my Math C classes, when everything and everyone was silent for a good half hour I, for some reason I will never know, yelled out TEKNOMAN... The teacher threw me out of the class room..

That was grade 12...

we had a whole heap of rubish next to our neighbors house, it mainly consisted of large pieces of cement and broken branches from nearby trees, after watching for to much gladiators on tv and wanting to be just like that big black destructive vulcan i would go running through the rubbish pretending it was the eliminator thingo *what ever that thing was at the last round* untill one day i banged my leg against a huge piece of cement and needed stitches.

after watching copy cat i sent ransom notes made from magazine cut outs to my neighbors daughter, they mainly said im going to kill you and eat you and stupid s*** like that, the neighbor gave the note to my parents as i wrote my name at the bottom of it. i just got a stern talking to but no real trouble.

after watching some lame ass generic movie that i cant remember the title too but would of gone along the lines of teen boy gets picked on does something cool wins the girl and is lame. i saw a scene where he lets down he air in the tires of a kids pushbike and then gets the kid to chase him but the kid is f***ed cause there is no air in his tires. i did this to my brother, my brother ran faster then i could ride and he beat the s*** out of me.

after watching TMNT i got a hockey stick and ran around hitting soft drink cans into bins like the AWESOME casey jones. only to hit someones car and get a stern talking to.

after watching home alone i ordered a plain cheese pizza, it tasted like s*** and through a tanty cause my parents wasted like $6 on it and they wouldnt be me something else. however my taste buds have matured and i now love cheese pizzas

after watching indiana jones and thinking how cool indiana was with his f***ing mad cainer whip skills i crafted a whip out my dads leather bealt and tried whiping onto a beam and swinging on it, i failed and made an ass out of myself.

after watching jesus christ super star i tried to re-enact the moment that judas feels like a dick head and hangs himself. my parents found me and ran down the stairs and cut me loose. when asked why i did it i said cause judas is a f***ing badass that can belt out some soulful tunes

after watching the original superman movie i tried jumping off a stool to fly only to smack my head into a coffee table.

thats all i can think of.

i was watching milf gangbang 15

then i somehow ended up at ur moms place with 10 guys i just met from the pub

I once stuck a metal knife in a toaster. That's my story.

I don't remember one night when I was sitting at home watching half baked

After watching one of the jet li movies in sunnybank cinemas i saw a bunch of asians flying kick boxes of noodles in the car park.

i booted maxe off the back of the s13 after we saw 300

SILVIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also Indiana Jones (last crusade i think) where he put a pole in the front wheel of a motorbike and it di like 3 forward flips.

i did this to my younger brother on his pushie which had plastic spokes which most of cracked b4 he stacked it. No forward flips but.

I threw nun chucks around my brothers legs and it actually half worked like in the movies (TMNT)
he went down like a sack of potatowned's in the front yard and I got a flogging