Some dick has just stolen my carpark in the unit block that i live in. I have parked him in and left a note on his windscreen and CANT WAIT till he calls me up so i can give him/her an earful.

Will keep you posted.

*waits next thread from d0mino*:


someone backed into me car!
and
someone smashed the windows on my car, put in neutral and moved it out the way!


last edited by TufNuT at 13:52:00 08/Jul/07

haha how good is qgl

I wonder who manufactures the longest piece of string...?

its no sa

i have taken a record of the number plate :)

Hah, funny stuff.

I suspect something might happen to your car, make sure you have his details if he decides to screw you over.

i'd do the same thing as domino. plus just to be a prick i'd let him sit for a couple of hours before moving your car. especially if it was monday morning and he had to work.

qgl needs profile pics

it was some whiney bitch, conversation went something like this:

B: Yeah hi, i umm.. got a note to call you?
Me: Oh s***.
B: Yeah umm.. do you own i white car?
Me: The one thats parked you in?
B: Yeah... can you, like, move it? I like, really have to go...
Me: Yeah i'll be heading out at 6 or so, so you can come back then and move your car.
B: Oh... i like, really need to go. Yeah, I have a family emergency.
Me: Bulls***, what your grandma died? You don't need to lie to me, but you do need to apoligize.
B: Oh im like, sorry. really. just there were no other carparks. can you please move your car.
Me: I'll think about it.

Then I hung up and went and moved the car for her.


I'm glad i didnt park chub in cause he would have knifed my tires and knifed me and then knifed himslef or something.

But i think next time i'll just go park somewhere else and let their tires down.

she steals your car park, you steal her virginity. It's the only way to settle the score and cum out on top.

What an anti-climax

How annoying!, I was hoping for something more along these lines to develop!

I'm glad i didnt park chub in cause he would have knifed my tires and knifed me and then knifed himslef or something.

If I was in the wrong, why would I do that?

Also I carry a machete in my car, no need for a knife ;) If someone parked in my spot without a good reason more then once, yeah I would take out their tires, seems fair to me?

Don't forget to knife their grandparents and yourself CHUB

Woah!! Got a big one here!

/reels him in

I'd offer you a shovel Chub, but apparently you already have an earthmover with the size holes you keep digging yourself into. Noone's laughing with you!

lol, cmon :) Don't be so serious. People seem to bring me up for no reason, I'm just playing along.

Don't get your knickers in a knot, I don't care what people over QGL think of me.

Back to automobile mischief.

This thread had promise at the start, the end was a bit of a let down.

spock would totally kick kirk's ass. but it's ok because janeway would come along and kick both their asses

note to self don't park in chub, he'll knife my cat

I'm glad i didnt park chub in cause he would have knifed my tires and knifed me and then knifed himslef or something.

haha

So did this carpark spot have your unit number or rego number painted on or near it?

yeah has my unit number and a sign that reads 'RESIDENTS PARKING ONLY' or something to that affect.

Should of done that prank where you find some roadkill, put a collar/leash on it, tie it to the bullbar and throw it under the car so they can't see it.

She then proceeds to drive around the streets to the horror spectators thinking she forgot to untie her pet :D

when i was living at milton, i had some sick f*** tie a dead kitten to the towball of my car when it was parked on the street, also before that someone had lobbed another dead one from the litter from the street which happen to go over the car parked in front of mine and land on my bonnet

luckily i saw the one tied to my tow ball before i drove away

or just knife someone's cat and tie that to her bumper, right chub?

I like animals :)

They're not c***s like humans :D

^ Nice!
Make sure it's a puppy (even if you have to go out, hunt it down an kill it yourself)

Is your park near a balcony?

Should have kangaroo dropped onto her windshield from above.

What about a Kangaroo head in her bed?

That's not a bad idea actually! Godfather with an Australian twist (and it's legal to kill roo's).

I wonder how the law would react to that though.

That's not a bad idea actually! Godfather with an Australian twist (and it's legal to kill roo's).

pretty sure the legality of killing a roo to put it in someones bed is limited

not if you kill it with a throwing stick

^ You would also prolly get away with breaking into the unit as well...

*boom tish*

LMFAO @ this thread...

7 of 9 would pwn Janeway, Spock ... not sure she is alien enough for kirk to have a chop at tho.

http://www4.tripnet.se/~slarti/Seven.jpg