The headline reads.... Ambo accused of patient rape

within there is the paragraph...

It is alleged she was digitally raped on the way to Royal Melbourne Hospital.

This is not a case of being raped in Second Life or any such sillyness, but of course a digit is otherwise known as a finger.

With such a drug mix in her guts, I reckon she thought she was at home safe in her bed and went for the finger bang. Poor ole Ambo tries to stop her getting clammy and ends up in trial court.

Melbourne Ambulance Service officer Simon Howe, 32, of Werribee, and a colleague, picked up the woman from Little Collins Street in Melbourne's CBD on November 5 last year.

The woman, who cannot be identified, had taken ice and speed at the nearby Bubble Nightclub and had her drink spiked with GHB (gamma-hydroxy butyrate), Melbourne Magistrates Court was told today.

it doesn´t even matter if he´s guilty or not his name is already dragged through the mud while the drugged up slut gets anonymity

that is f***ed up it is no wonder it is soo hard for the gov to find ambo drivers they are there trying to help the crack addict and no he gets f*** for it.

It is alleged she was digitally raped on the way to Royal Melbourne Hospital.

Haha I had an *INTERNET* conversation about this article today actually.

I asked a friend whether digitally meant with fingers and she laughed at me as if I were trying to be funny :(

last edited by parabol at 01:25:30 30/May/07

parabol did your conversation happen to be via IM / email?

parabol did your conversation happen to be via IM / email?

Yes, post updated to reflect this.

(and yes I did paste the link to this person)

I would have installed the firmware instead (geddit?)

er, i believe the legalese term is "fingerbang"

also, thats one heck of a nite out for that bird!

she would have been having the best time evar (well, obviously except for the hospital visit, and the whole thinking she was digitally raped thing)

last edited by Spook at 06:08:37 30/May/07

Werribee is a hole.

I stopped off there when I went for a holiday in Melb. Tis the Ipswich of Melbourne.

we live in a digital world
we move to the beat of each other

And the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you might not be right for some.

his name is already dragged through the mud while the drugged up slut gets anonymity

Or maybe he did it?

We live, in a digital world, and shes just a digit-ally raped girl.

who the hell is going to believe someone on ice and GHB? this is madness.

^^ well, in cases like this, it always becomes 'guilty until proven innocent'

Or maybe he did it?

Yeah but you´re failing to see the timeline here

allegation------> punishment-------> investigation

or refer to this chart:
innocent ---> life ruined
guilty ---> life ruined

perhaps you´d like a pie graph:
O <--- the unshaded region shows the probability of his life being ruined

also i propose the punishment for false rape accusations to be rape

finger-bang, bang bang bang!

All Im saying is its not her fault that his name has been tarnished. Esentially yes, she made the potentially life ruining allegation, but she would not have known his name or anything.
Theres no privacy laws in this country to protect people during their allogation/charge/trial process.
But she being a 'victim' AND a 'patient', she gets her anonymity.

Result = Blam the LAAAAAW.

ice AND speed? lol she sounds like a winner.

Maybe he should have just left her there to actually get raped, instead of trying to help.

sometimes, u cant get amped enough off just ice and you need a speed chaser to really stay away for days

or perhaps she was trying to lose weight

What if the Ambulance went below 50mph?

haha s*** crank was awful

What if the Ambulance went below 50mph?

The treadmill would have to speed up to compensate ...

i hope this poor girl gets a chance to finger the offender in a lineup

i hope this guy gets off, evry crackhead deserves what comes to them.

i hope this guy gets off, evry crackhead deserves what comes to them.

"Welcome to the rehabilitation centre.
The first step in acknowleding your problem will be punishment.
Beacuse you have an addiction to a banned substance, we are now going to add the psycologically damaging act of rape...by our trusted medical staff.
Have fun recovering."

Sounds perfectly reasonble to me!

i hope this guy gets off, evry crackhead deserves what comes to them

I wonder if he managed to get her off?

I hope he trimmed his nails.

my g/f knows a chick in a wheel chair that got digitally raped by her carer. that s*** was f***ed up.

Are you sure she didn't deserve it, Groydis?

That's pretty f***ed though, if she's in a wheel chair she's not gonna get anything out of it : /

Are you sure she didn't deserve it, Groydis?

well she is pretty hawt for a cripple, but if your going to go to the effort of sticking your fingers down her pants you might as well bend her over and f*** her in the ass while picking off the bed sores.

I saw a hot chick in a wheel chair once. My first thought was "awww what a waste".

I know, I'm a bad person.

At least she cant run away

Or put up much of a fight.

Timmeh.

f*** me qgl has sunk to a new low with this thread

yep, pretty sad.

People in wheel chairs need to be equipped with hand held guns. That'll deter those digital f***ers.

As opposed to what?, the non hand held variety?

no way, i'm not giving stephen hawking a gun!

no way, i'm not giving stephen hawking a gun!

Unless he can pull the trigger with his mouth, I wouldn't worry : /

f*** me qgl has sunk to a new low with this thread

You obviously haven't been around here very long.

As opposed to what?, the non hand held variety?

as opposed to AK's, Snipers, etc where a lot of the weight needs to be supported by your zubb, which doesn't apply to you anyway aii?

You obviously haven't been around here very long.

Compared to an old timer such as yourself?