Ok, this is f***ed up, but I've posted worse, so here goes...

I think my dentist is interested in me. I'm not making this s*** up, seriously, she totally flirts with me everytime I go there and like, I dunno what to do. Like today she said "you have beautiful teeth and a beautiful mouth" and she was telling me about how her parents tried to set her up with an IT guy (after I said I was in IT) and like, I dunno, I'm the first person to put something like this down to friendly banter, but I think there is more to it. It's hard to tell if she is just being flirrrrrty or if she is keen.

She's a great dentist, totally hot, and we have great conversation (when my mouth isn't full of her tools).

The problem is, if I ask her out, and she says no, I won't be able to go back, ever again. And I don't want to find a new dentist.

What's the rule with dentists and other people you buy services from? Never ask them out? Is there etiquette or what? Dentists are people too, how can she resist me and my "lovely smile"..

pics or lying.

ask who else in the city she reckons is a good dentist.

if she asks why, tell her its because you don't think its appropriate to date your dentist. Best to do this while the drill (or any other power tool) is not near your teeth!

I don't get it, are you too much of a fat nerd to handle getting rejected then continuing to have a professional relationship with somebody?

AFAIK, I think it'd be unethical for her to make a move.

just grab her tit and see what happens ;)

Just buy her. Booyah will walk you through it...

subtley suss out if she likes u. next time your there talk about things ur doing on the weekend, ask wat she is doing...

Ask her, at the end of the app't. If she says no go to another dentist, it's not like you go there for fun. Did she recommend when you should go back for another app't?

See if she does 'happy endings' after her dentistry work

"its a little sore here, can u make it better... no not there... a little lower... a little lower"

I dunno, it's.... psycho sexual.

definitely ask her out at your next appointment. what is that, 6 months away or so?

I don't get it, are you too much of a fat nerd to handle getting rejected then continuing to have a professional relationship with somebody?

Listen to this guy.

Yes I am, except I'm not fat.

I don't like uncomfortable situations. I would never ask someone out from work or someone I'm buying a service from... Maybe I'm stupid and missing out, I dunno, am I missing something here?

send her flowers with a funny note a couple of days before your next appointment then when you go for the appointment if you dont have to pay for your appointment your in

Chill bro just ask her out. If she says no, you'll give a s*** for about 2seconds before u forget about it. U have a lot more to gain than u have to lose. Worst case scenario - u go to a new dentist. What's the point of having this hot dentist unless u actually do something about it?

Sounds like soemthing copied & pasted from 4chan...

ask her to give you the gas and when you wake up, check if your fly has been fiddled with

I'd mention something about going out to the pub on the weekend, being vague but still giving her enough detail to know where and when. If she shows up, say hi but don't act keen. Later in the evening wait till she comes over to you, then challenge her to a round of bedwetters. BOOM. You're in!

HAHAHAHAHAAH this thread is stupid.

check to see if theres a ring. if she doesnt ask her if shes single. if she isnt go have a f***en cry.

we have great conversation (when my mouth isn't full of her tools).

If you can have a conversation when her mouth is full of your tools you are onto a winner.

If you can have a conversation when her mouth is full of your tools you are onto a winner.

Does that refer to his penis in her mouth, or is that the joke that is no longer funny because I made an obvious?

I generally skip right past your posts (except this one)

Does that refer to his penis in her mouth, or is that the joke that is no longer funny because I made an obvious?

her mouth wouldn't be full though

(when her mouth isn't full with my tool)

fixed

stop being a f***ing pussy and ask her ... dont post about it on the net u pathetic loser.

next time u post u better say that u have done something about it... or ill snap ur neck

This thread should be stickied in case anyone else thinks it might be a good idea to ask for romantic advice from qgl. Even the decent advice has insults.

Ask her if you can see her root canal

hehehehe, you got a purdy mouth.

If you don't have the balls to ask this girl out and see what happens, then I guess you really don't deserve her then. It's as easy as that. You can be a man, make a move and live with the consequences or just be a coward about it and get by without her. Your call. The worst thing that could happen is she'll say no, so you might need to be a bit embarrassed or find a new dentist.

Just buy her. Booyah will walk you through it...

aha that suprisingly made me chuckle for once.

just wear some lose tracksuit pants (no underwear) and crack a boner while she's leaning over you - obviously if your erect penis is inconsipicuous don't bother, and if you're not sure maybe test this at home on the couch with family first

i don't think its sexual harassment unless you show it, or fondle it, or brush it against her

if she notices it, you'll know what type of girl she is and where you sit pretty quickly

trust me, works everytime

awesome SR, u speak volumes of truth.

check to see if theres a ring.

Good thinking, i'm sure she loves putting her wedding rings in peoples mouths.

Bust into her office in a 1940's suit getup and start singing cabaret.

Is this her?

3843 3721

I've got a great idea, why don't you go on the internet and ask QGL for advice. Works every time.

heh seriously dude she goes to work, flirts with u lol and then goes home and gets f***ed by her negro husband

/end thread

Now I see why people encourage others to commit suicide on the internet.
Cause they ask questoins like this!

QGL - We can help, But we won't.

i'd totally ask my hairdresser out if we both weren't in relationships (with other people) and if she said no, hell yes i'd go back

The problem is, if I ask her out, and she says no, I won't be able to go back, ever again. And I don't want to find a new dentist

why the hell couldn't you? you simply ask her out to dinner or something if she declines you go ok np

thats pretty weak dude

my idea rules. Drop the bait and see if she takes it. If not - gang rape leb style.

If not - gang rape leb style

Booyah will walk you through it...

I gota take a s*** hey but cant b f***ed wiping my ass

anyone wanna volunteer?

(not a dig at anyone, genuine question)

Good thinking, i'm sure she loves putting her wedding rings in peoples mouths.

they wear gloves so theres nothing stopping her from wearing a ring under the gloves.

There's a difference between being talkative and flirtatious buying signals.

If they are genuinely buying signals then you might as well go all in. Think of it like poker:

If you have 2 suited cards (one of them being an ace) and another 2 come out on the turn then you have the nut flush draw. Sure one of the other guys may already have trips but u have the second highest hand on the table potentially. If another suited card comes out on the river the only way you will lose is if it pairs giving someone a full boat. BUT YOU HAVE TO BET IT COS STATISTICALLY YOU HAVE GREAT ODDS.

Same goes with the bitches. Just remember they love cock even more than guys love pussy. Cock hungry little bitches.

i like the way you think

I chuckled.

Ask her out and report back asap, so we can live vicariously through you.

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just give me her number, ill ask her out for u

Write "will you go out with me" in plaque on your teeth.

Or just slip her a note via a friend of a friend saying
"Do you like me as more than a friend? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] I'm not gay but i'll learn"

Tell her that you've got a tool that you'd like to put in her mouth. She'd love that.

If she says no, just cop it on the chin. If you dont ask her, you never know what could of been ...

Or take existence's advice :P

Tell her she has a smile a dentist should be proud of, then mention how nice it would look stuffed with a mouth full of cock.

^ Bahahahaha TicMan

Call me crazy but coming straight out and saying that 'Your mouth would look great stuffed full of cock' may put some sheila's off and you may risk losing the one you lust for.

I say wear the track pants and bar up.

ask her out you f***ing pussy... If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life wandering.

I wanna say something, i wanna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you dont send it right back. I wanna be on you.

I agree..When in Rome....

all those lines ooze sex

if this is a joke thread, then its a pretty good one.

no man he fully wants to give her his special kind of tooth paste

a good fluoride treatment

I say wear the track pants and bar up.

"I'm pitching this tent for you baby."

Dental plan!

http://www.members.optushome.com.au/gpahl/paste.jpg

hahahahahahahahahah

asking nerds for advice, you have no chance. Man up.

lol rev

If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life wandering.

i wonder where he'll go?

you should ask her out. or not ask her out. either way, you will get over the bad and the good.

but your a crusty s***, so she will probably only go out with you for a week until she gets to know the real you..

Maybe I'm stupid and missing out, I dunno, am I missing something here?

Kinda.
What can happen?

1. You ask her out, she says yes. All is good.
2. You ask her out, she says no. If she is as flirty as you say then she probably has been asked out many a time before and knows how to deal with it nicely.
There is nothing wrong with asking a girl out once. I highly doubt she will think of you any differnt if you ask and she says no. However, it seems your more scared about how you will take it if she says no, as you say you will feel uncomfortable from that point onwards. Really, you don't know how she would feel, nor should it matter. What she thinks of people, yourself included, is her business don't worry about it.

As mentioned before, the mere fact that you've posted about your inability to ask her out on an internet forum speaks for itself.

heh, if you can get her the sack she'd have the best set of teeth you've ever *cum* across!

^^

ahahahahahahhahahahahahah rofl

So much comedy gold in one thread. I cannae take the LAWLS cap'n!!

Holy crap. If you haven't figured out how to ask out girls in such a way that if they say no it just sounded like a passing idea which will cost you no embarrassment, you need more practice. Hell, even I've got that one figured out and I sit behind a desk all day and never go out/socialise.

I think some practice is in order.

Also, everyone knows you don't get your relationship advice from places like this. www.tuckermax.com of course, duh :P

Seriously though, I'd probably let this one go - infatuation is something that tends to exaggerate the true reality. You're flying blind.

Don't wanna be the buzzkill, but in a professional doctor/patient-esque environment, it's generally considered a no-no to fraternise with patients. That said, outside of the realm, is the best place to make the approach.

Remember that in a dental environment (in particular), it's the role of the dentist to try and create the most pleasant, calming atmosphere (before zee drillz!!). Hairdressers are experts at it. Medical types are picking up on that.

I think the best advice was already given. By means of casual conversation, simply put out the details of a location and time you're doing something (I'm hanging out BLAH on Saturday night, then head into town to catch up with some friends (say 'friends,' don't say 'mates'). If your appointment is around a seasonal time (Easter, Xmas, etc), talking of plans for said event will probably come up. There's your best chance to find out if they're attached, because if they're about to have a trip to somewhere exotic with their beefcake hubby/BF, you'll soon know about it.

Now, everyone please resume with the jokes. :D

Harden the f*** up

ask her to give you the gas and when you wake up, check if your fly has been fiddled with

listen to spook, he's married

No offence Gimpy, but I'm sure what you considered flirting was just her talking to keep u relaxed for whatever dental treatment u were there for that day.

When you spit the rinse water into the basin, turn and ask her "So do you spit or swallow?"

Young, attractive and rich > you.

Too bad.

Try anyway.

does she work with a dental assistant in the room?

if so, is the assistant a girl?

if so, is she hot too?

ticman wins the thread, and how can u tell she´s a hottie, all the dentists i´ve been to wear a robe thing where you can´t even see if they´re fit or not

the real test is if she rubs her rack against your face much

when they put needles and gas into me everyone flirting with me.... just wish that cat wasnt so furry!!!

i love mentally undressing that robe thing on the dental assistants. imagining their tight underpaid little booty.

Has anybody said anything about how much does she charge for rooting a canal? If not how much does this saucy dentist charge. When I was last at the dentist the anesthesiologist(spelling) asked me out but I had no fillings for her BOOM BOOM.

Like today she said "you have beautiful teeth and a beautiful mouth" and she was telling me about how her parents tried to set her up with an IT guy (after I said I was in IT) and like, I dunno,

Beautiful is a strong word, but perhaps she lacks the skills to adequately articulate the point she is trying to make. My dentist compliments me on my teeth all the time? The trying to set up with an IT guy is an interesting point however, and is perhaps too casual to make you feel comfortable, but perhaps she is fishing when taken into account with the use of the word beautiful.

*shrug* maybe she just struggles with conversation, especially when trying to identify with people who superficially have nothing in common :P

Ignore the insults and what not. I'd suggest the name and place dropping if you want to give it a try, that way if she does turn up you know she is interested and if not, no big deal.

No offence Gimpy, but I'm sure what you considered flirting was just her talking to keep u relaxed for whatever dental treatment u were there for that day.

Not so good for the self esteem, but perhaps true. No harm in trying the above technique though to find out either way though :)

Ask her if she wants your tool in her mouth, then ask to see her root canal, and finish by asking her if she would like a drilling.

hahah ^^

If it is this much trouble to actually ask her one simple question, is it really worth it??

I liked the part where fpot came in and stole everybody else's jokes.

kekekek

this thread is gold. will visit again.

lol you can see why most of you guys are single... i dont think anyone in here can actually have conversation without saying put things in mouth and mums...

lol you can see why most of you guys are single... i dont think anyone in here can actually have conversation without saying put things in mouth and mums...

And when you are with your mates, I bet all you discuss is how that girl over there in the short skirt has a nice looking personality, and the viability of collective bargaining agreements.

lol you can see why most of you guys are single... i dont think anyone in here can actually have conversation without saying put things in mouth and mums...

So's your face!

I'm going to reiterate that point about not being a pussy.

Just f***ing casually ask if she wants dinner or something, if it's a no she should probably be able to decline in a way that you won't burst into tears until the drive home.

Then just return at your next appointment as if nothing happened.

Ask her when she is getting into her car on her way home from the office. Make sure you stand between her and the car for maximum effect.

Take a risk, ask her out

Rejection hurts. But you will get used to it.

I'd say harden up softcock but I kinda see his point, I wouldnt do it... Wils idea was the win, go with that.

http://www.sonic.net/~fryman/friends/toothless.jpg
Tran says "Real men don't use dentists"

So that's Tran.

Obes I think you may have defiled Thook.

And when you are with your mates, I bet all you discuss is how that girl over there in the short skirt has a nice looking personality, and the viability of collective bargaining agreements.

word

just be really casual about it and throw it in, don't make a massive scene and get down on 1 knee to ask her ot dinner, either way she will probably giggle and blush and accept or decline.

if you don't look like someone has just ripped your heart out of your chest and beaten you with it, if you just take it on the chin then things shouldn't be to weird after/next time you're there.

you can cry and /wrists when you get out to your car

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and tits.

find one of your mates that has good teeth and gums, get him to go to your dentist and see if she flirts with him too

if so, threesome

unless by 'mates' you mean hot chick, i fail to see how thats a step in the right direction insom..

i guess if you've never spit roasted a hot dentist you'd probably feel that way

its hard to understand what's going on in the minds of those spit roast freaks.

It's all about the high 5's

spitroasting is a bevan thing

ask who else in the city she reckons is a good dentist.

if she asks why, tell her its because you don't think its appropriate to date your dentist.

This is classy...

Also, infi, I find your ideas intriguing, can I subscribe to your newsletter?

mate it's invite only sorry.

So invite him. or are you too much of a pussy to do that and have to post a thread on QGL to ask whether you should invite him or not, because his post looks like he wants to be, but you just couldnt stand it if he was being sarcastic.


That probably made more sense in my head too.

they sure can hear your stupidity

well you're definitely not getting an invite clint.

ps your jokes are little poos

so what happened, lol seriously I would love to know. Did you get some fingerbang action or maybe some rusty trombone?

I need some sort of closure on this thread, I've just pissed myself for 5 minutes reading all the posts.

Now either ask her out and post the result or post the dentists business so we can all have a go.

she didn't sterilise her tools from the last guy and he copped an infection

anyway dude, how f***ed are your teeth that you've been regularly enough recently to notice a recurring pattern of flirtation..?

seriously though

Do the "who're dentists around here," and if she rejects you go, "what? I said whore dentists around here..."

Hopefully she won't rip ur dick off

might have needed a root canal or a cap they take two visits each. or he may just like to get drilled in which case he don't like girls.

f*** this thread is the best one i have read in soo long.

but the questions is will she date you once she has worked on your teeth.
if i was a dentist i don't know if i would date someone who's mouth i have been drilling...... wait yeah i would

can i also add that i had this exact same quandary with an optomotrist about 6 months ago. although i didn't deem it worthy for QGL. how wrong i was...

did you use quandary in your pickup line?

i wish i had. it sounds so sophisticated now but no. i started talking about poker and then she asked me to pay my bill out the front. :/

Ask her what race, class, faction and server she is on. If she answers with a blank stare or a "I don't know what you mean" then she isn't worth dating.

man this thread is so damn funny. spit roast, rusty trombone. hahaha.
man im at work and im laughing so hard

I asked her out and she said yes!

I just walked right in and said, hey look, I've been thinking about things and I know that you want me, I just know it.. so like, I'm gonna just get this over and done with. How would you like to do dinner with me. And she laughed excitedly and reluctantly said yes.

The date went really well, much better than I expected, next thing I know, I'm back at her place having hot, steamy, sex. She's still in her work uniform and like, just before I blew my load I was thinking, damn, I hope this isn't a dream.


























Then I woke up and jumped in the shower.

ahha

oh hey 1337 posts, alright

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and that about wraps it up.

lol at gimpy's dream

yep, that deffinately explains it

Just ask her out man, seriously.
If you can't do it mid-visit/conversation and slide it in casually.
As you're leaving and whilst having a conversation going just casually ask her to catch up over coffee or whatever,
If she uhms and ah's over it or looks awkward, just say you meant no expectations.

If you can't do that, you could probably ask Einstein out for coffee as your fallback.

man how sad and deprived must your life be if you are completely intimidated by an attractive person of the opposite sex. MAN THE f*** UP.

if you do a jigzie shuffle for her she will be under your spell.

I do, then i seal the deal with a nice love slap. Work 60% of the time, EVERY time.

If you can't do it mid-visit/conversation and slide it in casually.

I think that's the problem, he's too shy to ask her out and to follow through by sliding it in casually later on in the evening.

is a love slap like a donkey punch?

Please explain the donkey punch. I Speak no Engarish.

Yeah, just casually slide it in when she's not expecting it.

Like when she's asleep.

come on boys, get your internets skills going.

www.urbandictionary.com

Just 'accidently' cough drool all over her top. If she says 'oh no, I better tear these soiled clothes off and bury your face in my tits', I think you're in with a chance.

Alternately, get one of you mates to knock a few of your teeth out before the next visit. When you get there and she asks what happened to your 'beautiful' mouth, tell her you were walking home late at night and heard a girl screaming, went to her aid and saved her from 3 guys trying to rape her, one of whom managed to land a single punch. Then say you were supposed to be at the girls parents place, who turned out to be really rich, accepting a huge reward, but decided to honour your appointment with your dentist instead, because you value her time and conversational skills so highly.
If she buys that, she's definitely stupid enough to go out with you.

go with black beards delight, stay away from the sex panther

Harden the f*** up and ask her the f*** out.

Otherwise shut the f*** up

for ffs

hurry up and do it. waiting is killing us

I fail to see why you wouldn't jump at the chance to score a woman who has a license to print moneys and is also hot. oh - and maybe she has a personality too or something..


anyways - rich and gorgeous dentist.. the only other thing you need to know here is whether or not she regularly shaves her um... you know - the rude bits

I shave mine.. wanna go out?

So did you ask her out?

koops... coz dentists have a high rate of suicide & mental illness... haven't ya seen 'the whole nine yards'? ;) suhn about having people glare thier hate at them all day long... effects the psych. thats prolly why they always want you to put on dark glasses these days :p

f*** dentists!

oh wait ... that's the point.

Tell her she's your "tooth fairy", but hasten to add that you're no fairy and smash the next guy in line's face in to prove it.

She will have mad respect for your macho display plus the guy's broken teeth means you are drumming up business for her so it's win/win.

Ask her if you can see her root canal

haha winner!

Which dentist is it....? Ill test out all the above theories and let you know what works.

Yeah wheres the dentist at, I want to know what its all about.

Ask her what's the longest she's ever had her mouth open for.

update?

im not reading 8 pages of lame 1 liners :P

You'll rue the day you skipped those 8 pages when dentist jokes become de rigueur on QGL and you are left with a treadmill and a 'funeral next Tuesday' to fall back on.

Oh for shame.

d[o_0]b's funeral will be held next treadmill joke.

You should have also added 'Star Guitar' to that fall back list.

Then you have QGL's top three.

BUMP for hilarity

how funny is the ban you got for that