Twas the night before xmas, and all through the house
trogs computer was missing, including his mouse !
he opened his cupboard and checked with care,
in hopes that his computer would still be there

as thoughts of revenge danced through his head,
he got distracted by a noob on his bed.
the noob jumped through the window, causing a clatter
as tung came in to see what was the matter
away to the window, trog ran like a flash
tung stayed behind to guard the porn stash

the neighbors came out to see the show
with webcams and cameras, they recorded what was below
when what, to their wondering eyes should appear,
but a naked kat, and her plastic reindeer.
for kat had heard those cameras click
and had to be there to tease some dick.

more rapid than eagles the qgl crew came
Kat whistled and shouted, and called them by name
now parsey, and chub, now hunter and f***pot
on parody and einstine, on spook and Mav
to the top of the porch and on top of the wall,
now dash away, dash away, dash away all !
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With their AWP and deagles, they knew what to do.

Kat danced around naked, "im no whore" she said
the crew laughed and shot her in the head
HEADSHOT cried trog, his dreams coming true
an attention whore, eradicated, by the QGL crew !


merry xmas, f***ers.

Posting in a kat thread.

no mention no care

posting in an internets

consider this internets, posted.

trog doesn't play cs hes a Quake CTF maenz....

Haha that was well done Splat
For the Gansta's a piece well known;

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the hood
Ain't s*** that was stirrin'
Nope, it was all good


The stocking was hung
On my big fat dick
We hopin' to get some of that good s***
From old jolly Saint Nick

The children were snuggled up
Sleepin' in bed
My bitch on my jock
Givin' holiday head

When outside my crib
There rolled such a clatter
I stuck my head out and yelled
What da f*** is da matter?

Then a fat red pimp
Got out of his ride
It was perfectly clear
He was from the North Side

Yo Santa what's up?
Did you bring me some chronic
And Tanqueray gin
I can mix with my tonic?

He said ho, ho, ho
And opened his sack
It was stuffed full of indo
Had to take a step back

Is this for the dogg?
Did you bring this for me
To blaze with my hoes
And my closest homies?

He just nodded his head
His eyes about shut
It was then that I knew
That Saint Nick was f***ed up

He ate all my motherf***in' cookies
I left on the plate
Then he went to the fridge
And he ate, and he ate,
and that fat motherf***a ate

And when he was done
When the cupboard was bare
He packed his s*** up
And got outta there

Good night Doggy Dogg
He said from the sky
Merry Christmas to all you motherf***ers
And to all a good high

no mention, no care :(

and trog played cs back in the day, fyi

hi5 it!

I'm slightly aroused.

i like it cos im in it. max respect

in it and lovin it

phwor! i ain't kat's whipping boy! just cause i'm hung like a horse doesn't mean i'll drag the f***ing sled ;P

sif parody, we shot her in the head.. well it was probably me.

the only reason you got a mention was because you have ass cancer !

hows that all going ?

I have been shot on the head a few times in my life. None of them killed me.. killed other specimens though

are you suggesting some sort of Bukkake ritual kat? because for the life of me i cant work out what your mindless dribble means.

Also, i didn't invite you into my thread. Get the f*** out.