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Reverend Evil
Posts: 14154
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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Cast: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam
Showing? In cinemas now! Official trailer Chev Chelios is a professional assassin working for the West Coast crime syndicate. Chev's girlfriend Eve doesn't know what Chev does and Chev is planning to quit the crime syndicate so he can spend more time with her. But for Chev, things are about to get very bad, when he learns he has been injected with a poison called "The Beijing Cocktail" by his rival Verona, which will kill him if his heart rate drops. Trying to stay alive and seeking help from friend, Kaylo and Doc Miles, to keep his heart pumping. Chev sets out to find answers as well as protecting Eve, and get his revenge on those who have betrayed him before the poison kills him. OMG! This has got to be one of the best action/comedy movies I've seen in ages. I remember when I first saw the trailer ages ago I was thinking it looked like a cool action movie but I had no idea it was gonna be hilarious and just plain wack in some parts. Whoever wrote this movie is a f***ing legend and to come up with some of the s*** that went on is down-right genius. A few scenes come to mind that had me in tears; the canary getting shot in the birdcage and the god-damn sex scene in Chinatown. Holy f*** that was hilarious and then for the grand finale they finish that sequence with a blow-job being performed while in a high speed car chase. If you wanna see an awesome action movie that doesn't take itself seriously then check this one out. Such a good popcorn flick. LOL |
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HeardY
Posts: 13789
Location: Ireland
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i've got the 'trailer' at home it does look good, I must get around to watching it some time
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| #1 01:19am 22/11/06 |
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Booyah
Posts: 6749
Location: Indonesia
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Saw it and I noted the following:
- Action packed - Very entertaining - Pretty Funny - Good dose of heavy violence - Not a dull moment - Statham's menace character suits him so well - Go see it - You wont be disappointed - The above points overlap and are redundant |
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| #2 01:58am 22/11/06 |
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Boxhead
Posts: 11507
Location: UK
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Raging hard boner? Check!
hahaah its a crackup |
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| #3 05:13am 22/11/06 |
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paveway
Posts: 3856
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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this is the first movie i think i've ever seen you say you like rev, well done
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| #4 12:05pm 22/11/06 |
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 14160
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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Obviously you never saw my reviews for How To Deal, Chasing Liberty and Raise Your Voice.
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| #5 12:50pm 22/11/06 |
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paveway
Posts: 3860
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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so thats 4 movies
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| #6 12:53pm 22/11/06 |
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pARODY
Posts: 142
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i loved crank.. just the right sort of action movie that didn't take itself too seriously.
i got the ringtone from the movie too on my phone.. its great.. people look at me funny when it goes off and sounds like my phone is dying :D |
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| #7 01:56pm 27/11/06 |
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CHUB
Posts: 1673
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Obviously you never saw my reviews for How To Deal, Chasing Liberty and Raise Your Voice.Are you serious about Raise Your Voice? I loved that movie, all my mates gave me s*** for ages :( |
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| #8 02:08pm 27/11/06 |
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Crakaveli
Posts: 2368
Location: USA
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yeah saw this at the movies awhile ago, preety awsome.
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Tim Tibbetts
Posts: 1698
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Al'Quaeda Al'Quaeda!
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| #10 02:57pm 27/11/06 |
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Fireblood
Posts: 7746
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Obviously you never saw my reviews for How To Deal, Chasing Liberty and Raise Your Voice. You could hardly class them as movies....:P |
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| #11 03:21pm 27/11/06 |
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spoon
Posts: 24
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Saw this at the movies, f***ing brilliant action movie and amy smart is gorgeous.
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| #12 05:38pm 27/11/06 |
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eXemplar
Posts: 1913
Location:
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I would tap it.
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| #13 05:43pm 27/11/06 |
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Fnukle
Posts: 4821
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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agreed, tremendous on all accounts
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| #14 06:26pm 27/11/06 |
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Tanaka Khan
Posts: 3739
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Best movie I've seen in ages!
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| #15 12:57pm 28/11/06 |
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Denny
Posts: 3096
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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guys where is this showing, I couldn't find it on Birch's or Cineplex websites. Looking for a good movie neither I or the woman have seen.
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