Unfortunately, one country we thought was safe from the side effects of Western indulgence has joined the school shooting club.

A college too! I was initially shocked when I used my American to English translator and figured it as a university, but this is still just a high school.

Why Canada? Why??

Well there goes Michael Moore's theory

Well, it was always going to happen, they're just a little slow, eh?

It'll be interesting to see how the story pans out. Hopefully not too many people were killed.

About another Canadian school shooting:

The Ecole Polytechnique gunman, Marc Lepine, 25, left behind a three-page letter that said feminists had ruined his life and named 19 high profile Quebec women he wanted to kill.

I mean no disrepect to the people he killed, but that's pretty funny.

did you make this thread just to rip that line out?

From what I heard on the radio there are 20 people injured and the only person killed is the shooter (not sure if it was suicide or if he was shot by cops).

what a spamming noob

Well there goes Michael Moore's theory

because they've all worked so well

LoL

The Ecole Polytechnique gunman, Marc Lepine, 25, left behind a three-page letter that said feminists had ruined his life and named 19 high profile Quebec women he wanted to kill.

Sounds like the lad was suffering from being Pussy Wiped!

EDIT: I gues if he had been pussy wiped he'd be happier and not shoot anyone, but yes I meant WHIPPED as in cream... :)

last edited by GumbyNoTalent at 12:34:23 14/Sep/06

joined the school shooting club.

technically this and ecole polytechnique were university shootings

pussy wiped?
i think you mean whipped. A- for that joke

No - he meant pussy wiped. LMAO

Canadian : Hey... is this the UN, I want to register a new country!
UN: Sure whats it called?
Canadian : CND!
UN : Can you sell that for me?
Canadian : C ay N ay D ay...

thats not the jokes

its

When trying to name a new country it went like this

Man 1: What shall we call our new Country?
Man 2: CND
Man 1: How do you spell that?
Man 2: C ay N ay D ay

and Canadians really do say it a lot

ay

TimBlair posted the following link for the murdering loser.. his profile at VampireFreaks, with a lovely quote:

His name is Trench. You will come to know him as the Angel of Death . He is male. He is 25 years of age. He lives in Quebec. He finds that it is an O.K place to live. He is not a people person. He has met a handfull of people in his life who are decent. But he finds the vast majority to be worthless, no good, kniving, betraying, lieing, deceptive, motherf***ers.

Check it out before it gets pulled down, including the jerkoff comments:

well done
a black trenchcoat though? that is a little cliche.
very columbine.

His profile includes pictures of him all dressed up and ready to blow


The profile is now private so you can't see it without being a memeber, but most of the photos are available here.

last edited by natslovR at 21:23:24 14/Sep/06

s***, I hope they don't find a copy of Doom in his room or we're all f***ed

^ and if he listened to anything heavier than 'Mary Poppins' they'll be slamming metal again :(

edit - f***, he's got a Metallica 'Master of Puppets' poster (next to a 'Scarface' [the movie] poster)...

last edited by B@ssM@n at 22:03:52 14/Sep/06

His profile was like a homo myspace profile with all those quiz results they do. Most seemed to predict that he'd be dead soon and that he was dangerous. Here's a copy.

it seems all very emo

Mohawk a la Taxi Driver

YOU talking to me...

on that link from Nats.

Life is like a video game, you gotta die sometime.

Scapegoat found.
Cue media!

Oh and his 'suicide/how you will die' thingo was wrong..
Or at least, the 27% chance that it was a gunshot came true rather than the 93% of 'disappear'

last edited by Loki at 19:27:39 15/Sep/06

s***, I hope they don't find a copy of Doom in his room or we're all f***ed

read the courier mail today.

big head line saying video game murderer. (or something like that)

apparantly he played an online computer game (flash?) of the colombine shootings, and the news thinks it was his "favorite game" (how they worked that out i don't know).

f***ing news.

The Courier Mail is a quality publication so I think everyone should listen to them okay?

The news i heard was pretty balanced. Said he was a goth with an interest in guns. That's better than a gamer. They left out the bit that he was a rapid anti-american member of the loonie-left, but hey, least they left out computer games and movies.

I'm pulling all that stuff off my site now, so if you missed it too bad.

So many contradictions on his myspace thing...soo soo many