Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a
development that is currently being built near your home and what are the
advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher
asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5
minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your
parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that
tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you
all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears
rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom."

Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day -
Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't
have to walk so far to get bread and milk."

Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!"

Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a
carpenter and this permits him to work near home."

Teacher: "Excellent, thank-you Suzie!"

At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the Teacher asks: "Oh
heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home."

Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.

Little Johnny says, "Hey relax sluts .......... it hasn't opened yet!"

Well done!

8-)

Why do u always use ^this^ emoticon casa? it's like your 'thing' now...

Why does it bother you?

i thought this was going to be a political discussion thread :(

http://www.youtestfirst.org/John Howard Surrenders.jpg

One of the better jokes we've had lately =)

hay look, johhnies doing his version of the Numma Numma song!

lol!

I highly doubt a 'little girl' is going to use the word 'permits' in her little story.

i thought this was going to be a political discussion thread

Me too. Still, it got a laugh out of me :)

heh I thought this was going be about T3 sales

i thought it was going to be a john howard appeciation thread so i took a photo of my love material.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4793/28082006296pk3.th.jpg

thread aprroved.

Nice one casa :)

Hahaha! Classic!

I rike it.

good stuff

oh crap i broke it.

did BJ build the fence around the factory the supermarket AND the brothel??

wow he must be rich!

no but I think you should build a bridge and get over it

I rofled.

I also expected a politicaal discussion. Oh well, I guess we've been spared a 20+ page thread :D

AWD.

that has to be the most panzy of sayings

no but I think you should build a bridge and get over it

it doesn't get more teenage girl *giggles* than that.

maybe "sorry, but: (insert insult here)" BUT THATS ABOUT IT!

AWD.

Wait, didn't you say you barely post on these forums? You have like twice as many forum posts as me...