1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section
of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you
fail to do this, then you will be either looked at in an extremely hostile
way, or totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times,
without any exceptions. If your eye even falls on the remote control, you will
lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes
on right afterwards, because during the World Cup month I won't have time to
take you to the doctor or look after you if you catch a cold.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I
require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if
you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or
pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 12 six-packs in
the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch
the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am
and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT
say "Get over it, it's only a game", or "Don't worry, they'll win next
time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I shall love
you less.
Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me, and
your so-called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or
divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game, and you can
talk to me during half time, but only when the commercials are on, and only if
the half time score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game:
hence do not use the World Cup as a cheesy excuse to "spend time
together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I
have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other
child-related parties or gatherings that require my attendance because: a) I will
not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just
as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying
"but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God
the World Cup is only every 4 years". Remember that after this comes the
Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation. Regards, Men of the World.

your woman

Hehe nice one.

Indeed.

I would laugh my ass off if Germany loose to Costa Rica and I think theres a chance this might happen :)

your loose

I would laugh my ass off if Germany loose to Costa Rica and I think theres a chance this might happen :)

last edited by маvєяık at 11:09:53 08/Jun/06

loose

"Lose", as in, you lose.

you're picking on someone's grammar while making a booboo yourself

oh i did mean loose alright, cause im hoping Germany will get pounded up the Pooper

I think that's a fair description of me.

Can't wait niggaz !

you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am
and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

Note: Because of the time zone differences this doesn't apply in Australia as that is the time most games will be on.

Chakas knows the score

No he doesn't cause no one has officially played yet.

Booyah you nub, its an expresion meaning he knows the deal..instead of the games being on during the day for us they will all be on during the hours mentioned in kats post.

tufzub i was trying to be smart so way to make yourself look like a nub yourself.

Quick delete your post and i'll delete mine !!

Ok then.....

dear kats of the world
stop postin on qgl
kthx

kats

Thankfully there's only 1! If it wasn't for the whole alpha female thing this forum could be crawling with them.

ISWYDTCHAKAVELI

I laughed

dear kats of the world
stop postin on qgl
kthx

second.

also

Thank you for your cooperation. Regards, Men typically stupid nancy boys with nothing better to do of the World.

fixed

p.s. soccer sux, league 4 lyfe

Amen to that dice

I don't get it.. joke was funny.

Less bandwagon & more jokes please.

pfft world cup. I'll be watching the world knitting championship

pfft world cup. I'll be watching the world knitting championship

thats because your a old lady

pfft take a dive sissy

f*** you are a complete trash talking f***** poser, Dale.

seriously, who cares about sport anyways?

f*** you are a complete trash talking f***** poser, Dale.

You're telling me.

kats

Thankfully there's only 1! If it wasn't for the whole alpha female thing this forum could be crawling with them.

how are you gentlemen
all your qgl forum are belong to us

Excellent post

you're picking on someone's grammar while making a booboo yourself

You're picking on someone's grammar while making a booboo yourself.

You're picking on someone's grammar while making a booboo yourself.

You're picking on someone's grammar while making a booboo yourself.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

lol

<3 ur random posts incredible

Such utter crap.

incre vege's post was a quote from seinfeld so it wasn' that random.

Classy

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9060/grammartime9tn7ab7po.gif

Yeah, I know that. <3 Seinfeld :).

Twas well-timed posting by Mr Incredible tho.