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Simes
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now is considered to be mentally stable. The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays soundness of the mind." "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. When can I go home?" |
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Captain America
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Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Booyah
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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infi
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sending out an L.O.L.
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Spock
Posts: 317
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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pretty good
heres a gif, im only testing http://gprime.net/images/gifanimation/movie4.gif last edited by Spock at 13:57:29 06/Jun/06 last edited by Spock at 13:57:51 06/Jun/06 |
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ando
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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LOL at the joke, and LOL at the GIF
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Spock
Posts: 318
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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now all i need to do is put a thumb of it in the post, is it the same as posting an image?
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demon
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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captivate
Posts: 439
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I laughed, at my desk, at work.
Somehow I think my co-workers are skeptical at the humour in invoicing. Caught. |
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| #8 02:28pm 06/06/06 |
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Captain America
Posts: 949
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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thats the stuff nightmares are made of demon :*( |
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маvєяık
Posts: 3832
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha i rike
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Fn
Posts: 4676
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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is he holding a well moulded piece of poo?
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ravn0s
Posts: 4339
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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meh could see that coming.
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HeardY
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Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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good work casa
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nubbin
Posts: 231
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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YAWN! See, I say yawn, cos when I actually yawn, you don't get it.
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| #14 09:40pm 06/06/06 |
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Spock
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yawn
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