A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought abouther seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

"The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.........then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay s*** in our garden."

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?










A Lickalottapus.

last edited by mission at 20:12:30 04/Jun/06

Indeed.

I would've said feminist

no that would be a whale

I am not amused.

teh funny is absent

"I laughed at the punctuation."

haha i thought that was great

A man walks into a chemist and asks the clerk, for a pack of condoms for his 13 year old daughter, the clerk slightly confused asks "Is your daughter sexually active?". The man responds "No she does lays there and takes it"

greazy you f***ed up the joke,

the punch line is suppose to be "No, she just sort of lays there like her mother."

hmm probably, that was from memory, and mine s***.