Hey guys, so some of you may know i've been trying to come up with an idea to raise some money for charity once again.
Raising Money For the Queensland Cancer Fund.
after a brain snap tonight i came up with the idea, of me fighting someone off QGL
This is a Boxing Match - amateur in a boxing ring, so it would be proper.
eP - evilpowers has said he will step up to the challenge if there is enough interest and if i can get a ring and everything else necessary to hold the event.

at the moment, this fundraiser is clearly in the beginning stages and probably still wouldn't be for a good 3 months, as we both(me probably more than eP) need to get in shape,etc.

i'm just trying to generate some interest to see if people would be willing to pay $20 to watch the fight.

it's not only a bit of fun of seeing to QGLers go at it, but we could make it into a QGL night, or if it's day time have a BBQ and get pissed afterwards and what not.

the per head price isn't definate yet and i may also be able to organise some donations to be made by boxing websites and whatnot to be won or raffled.
obviously the fight wouldn't last for an extremely long time which is why we'd have to go out afterwards to make people more keen to come.
those who do not condone boxing need not whinge in this thread.
it's for charity, the queensland cancer fund again and i'm hoping to raise at least $500 and hopefully in excess of $1000.

At the moment the weigh in is as follows-
eP(Evil Powers) - 65kgs 176cm's app.
maverik - 72kgs 178cms app.

i'd be dropping 4-5kgs for the fight also.
please let me know if you'd be interested in attending and also if you could contribute anything more to the planned fundraiser.

Rounds and Dates still to be decided.

Oh Oh Oh shotgun being the girl in the bikini who walks around the ring at the start of each round holding up the number!!

that's reserved for boxhead

It's On... and so long as there is much alcohol at the finish line.. it will be a good night =D

Myself and grunt are gonna be puttin a bit of work in over the next couple months to try and make this an entertaining fight, not just a bit of smacking and hugging.

SO nothing like a mundine fight. See what I did there? No capital for the word mundine =P

So lets keep the hits above the belt and the grog flowing, and she'll be a night worthy of the gods =D

Bring it biatch!

Also pre-fight lead up photo ops should be comin out over the next month or 2 =P

You girls will just break nails.... next idea pls :)

Epic thread, this space for rent.

Why not just have a fight behind the bike shed after school?

Have a QGL.

its boxing right?????

guys this is actually serious don't ruin the thread, i'm trying to generate interest and i thought since we always whinge and bitch at each other that two QGLers fighting would be perfect, and we're both excellent athletes already.

yeah boxing, in an actual ring

Yeah I'll be there, so I can see what I'd miss out on hehe.

Any idea's as to where?

I'd be there for sure

good idea duder

Nerds and boxing, LOL

but for charity, good on you

I tell ya what.. I wanted to drag him from his car just near chermside shopping center.. and smack him round the head a couple of times for how much he was revving his f***in Lancer. And now I get to do it legally =D

not sure where yet, things will become clearer within the next week but it would be anywhere within 20 minutes from brisbane city i would say.

i pity the fool for agreeing to step in the ring with me

The funeral for the loser in the boxing match will be held next week...

Have a QGL.

What madness!

I'll fight suhaib there

so there can be TWO fights on the card ?:P

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

pity it's only boxing and not kickboxing...

why not just wrestle in a kiddies pool fully of jelly.. yummy!

I'll fight suhaib...

if I get to wear pig leather boxing gloves!!

Hunter? where are you hunter? :D

I wouldn't really be interested in the actual fight itself. it's not quite in my field of interest, but grosby and I would most certainly donate for QLD cancer fund without going to the fight :)

:) mooooo you haven't been around for ages!

what ever happened to the maverick v cancer fight?

why not just wrestle in a kiddies pool fully of jelly.. yummy!

I will if Jessica Alba is my opponent.

still going, which makes it even more exciting, am i RITE?

i dont like boxing, but i would be willing to donate :) i figure if your gonna get ur head 'bashed @ qgl lol' might as well be for cancer research.

will there be security to make sure no one brings trolley bars?

http://www.users.on.net/~calmoss/smoke.jpg

CAR BATTLE: nF vs. maxe - whoever wins the box has the better car.

I'll fight suhaib there

I am down with a fight, I like fighting. Can it be Pride/UFC stlye that is much more fun.

oh you're so hard core little dale. its funny. I was thinking it was the green mundine fight on a big screen or something.

Good idea anyway though.

I guess I might come...

I don't really like the idea of a fight.

Why organise an event where you kill brain cells - to save them???

Brain cells can regenerate as long as the trauma isn't too great.

I don't really like the idea of a fight.

Why organise an event where you kill brain cells - to save them???

because people pay to see other people beet the crap out of each other.

indeed

This sounds like an awesome idea for RAISING MONEY FOR CHARITY.

Anyone that takes time out of their lives and puts effort into doing something for other people gets 2 thumbs up from me.

i'll most likely come.. i don't like boxing that much, but cancer funding = good.
Plus any excuse to see dale with a shirt off (i hope) :-P

I'll only pay money if you're both bleeding profusely by the end of the fight.

here is a list of people i would like to fight:
loki
tiny
trog
jim
fpot (lotr? sif)
tk
maxe (one too many barge comments for his own good)
redhat
fireblood (reasonably confident i can win this one, lets see how you like them apples JUNIOR)


last edited by Spook at 12:39:05 17/May/06

last edited by Spook at 13:02:20 17/May/06

Brain cells can regenerate as long as the trauma isn't too great.

ACTUALLY, there are only two small areas of the brain (which are predominantely associated with smell and short term memory) which are able to regenerate their relevant brain cells. The rest of the brain is screwed if it's destroyed in an accident.






PS I've GOT to see this punch out!

I think Mav is just EMO... he wants to bleed hardcore but couldn't find any other way to make it happen without it being obvious that he did it himself =P

So he gets me to come take a few jabs, couple right hooks and call it a day...

Then we can all get smashed and live happily ever after =D

incredible athletes eh

The rest of the brain is screwed if it's destroyed in an accident.

Depends how old the person is.


ALSO, my band can headline the event!!!! We'll play some hard rock to get people fired up!!!!

The rest of the brain is screwed if it's destroyed in an accident.


Depends how old the person is.

True. The human brain does show plasticity (and the younger u are the better the chance of recovery), however it also depends on what areas of the brain are damaged as to how likely u are to gain function back using a different area of the brain.

last edited by Agent 99 at 14:18:38 17/May/06

ALSO, my band can headline the event!!!! We'll play some hard rock to get people fired up!!!!

Only if your rendition of Eye of the Tiger is acceptable.

True. The human brain does show plasticity (and the younger u are the better the chance of recovery), however it also depends on what areas of the brain are damaged as to how likely u are to gain function back using a different area of the brain.

Which areas of your brain were damaged?

ZING!

The average human uses a third of their brain ?

I'd wager that most of the trolls on this forum use significantly less.

Bring on the punch up imo.

would be fun
id be in

Which areas of your brain were damaged?

ZING!

It's ok Billy, I promise to come to the special fundraiser for ppl like u too.
























(Don't u hate it when ur patients...oops, I mean, "clients"...take out their personal problems on you?! Poor poor boy)

ACTUALLY, there are only two small areas of the brain (which are predominantely associated with smell and short term memory) which are able to regenerate their relevant brain cells. The rest of the brain is screwed if it's destroyed in an accident.

ACTUALLY, more areas that can regenerate are being found and I think it's probable that we'll find most of the brain can regenerate slowly from small amounts of damage as we look into it closer. (The second part is speculation on my part based on the trends of recent discoveries).

what is the charity & how much of the proceeds goto it?

ACTUALLY, there are only two small areas of the brain (which are predominantely associated with smell and short term memory) which are able to regenerate their relevant brain cells. The rest of the brain is screwed if it's destroyed in an accident.

ACTUALLY, all areas of the brain can regenerate damaged astrocytes if the connecting neurons & subsequent oligodendrocytes axons can still process glycerol protiens to repair the connections. microglia throughout the brain regenerate constantly regenerate!

& dont get me started on gene 47 of the X chromosome and following the amino acid sequence G-G-Ly-R! ffs

:D

Will you f*****s stop looking up google to validate a f***ing argument you otherwise know nothing about?

I can feel my brain cells regenerating from just reading that smart talk!

me too kat.

all proceeds will go to charity unless we have to pay some kind of fee for the ring, but i'm hoping that won't be necessary.

ACTUALLY, more areas that can regenerate are being found

This is true, HOWEVER, there are only CURRENTLY (as indicated by my use of the word "are") only two parts of the brain that are KNOWN to regenerate new brain cells relevant to their PARTICULAR parts of the brain.

Let's see what Dr Perry Bartlett and his awesome ;) team at QBI can do!! :)

I watched an episode of scrubs once.

Will you f*****s stop looking up google to validate a f***ing argument you otherwise know nothing about?

baaaahahahahaha! i forgot about loki's experience & knowledge with brain surgery as a dumbc*** hospital trolley pusher.

all proceeds will go to charity unless we have to pay some kind of fee for the ring, but i'm hoping that won't be necessary.

but what charity are you gonna use?
[edit] k, cancer fund.


last edited by demon at 15:55:42 17/May/06

It's basically two guys taking time out of their day everyday for 3 months to train to get in the best condition they possibly can to put on an entertaining show for you guys to help out a good cause, you all know how passionate i am about the charity, and i can't thank Andrew(evil powers) enough for putting his hand up to help me out with the proceedings.

At the end of the day everyones a winner, although his face will look a bit more mushed then mine. :P

At the end of the day everyones a winner, although his face will look a bit more mushed then mine. :P

But you'll be wearing headgear.. least if you do it anywhere in a gym type place...

yeah we'll definatly be wearing headgear, just because it's only amateur and i don't want to hurt him.. although, headgear doesn't protect your nose. :)

demon i outlined it in the first post a little clearer although i had it already down the bottom, the queensland cancer fund

How about a QGL Royal Rumble? :D

Sounds like a good idea... I'm a bit skeptical of the athletic abilities though, to last more then a few rounds of going hard out.

Loki, which medical school are you attending btw?

i'm hoping from what eP will learn over the next few months he'll pace himself to last at least 5 rounds..
that being said he's already extremely fit and plays rugby union, so i don't doubt his physical fitness.
i also assure you that within three months i'll be back to as good as i can be. :)

Might want to take some boxing classes while you're at it :p

or atleast play fight night on the xbox or something

i used to box so i'm hoping i can hold my own ;)

Pics of your doctorate degree please.

Hey I know, let's start an argument on nuclear physics, I'm pretty sure I could google up some useable material.

you, me, carpark, NOW!

I think you need to stop the useless gym training mav and move back to superior bodyweight training :) Power over muscular physique for the win.

Loki, I haven't got my bachelor degree yet, let alone started post grad study... but I'm not talking out of my league. If you are a medical practioner... you can should be able to explain to mav why bodyweight pwns gym :)

What? You had not even posted in here before what I said, wasn't referring to you.

I was referring to the brain surgeons google.

Either way, it wasn't meant to be entirely serious.
But obviously it struck a nerve with demon.

eP just wants to be able to say he beat cancer to the chixxxx

no i just larfed coz if you had a clue about the subject you were telling other people they had no clue about, you would have realised that my post was just a bunch of meaningless garbage (although with a comical reference to the oracles of thook for those in the know!). there was no need at all for me to use google as i was just reading a totally unrelated article about the newfound properties of astrocytes on eurekalert.org. it's always amusing when an ignorant whinger pipes up about other people's google-intellectualism from a standpoint of total ignorance. :D

Hey Mav - i think it's a good idea but where are you going to host it? you need a qualified ref don't you? will this be another expense? Won't you need to get a licence/ insurance etc to cover you if someone gets hurt - when i say hurt i don't mean hurt within the rules of boxing but what if a spectator gets injured or a fighter is injured through negligence.

Maybe you would be best off contacting someone who already hosts amature fight nights and see if you can run something through them. It may also help to relieve the cost of hiring a venue/ ring. $20 entry and a few QGL spectators will not cover those costs.

These were just a few things that sprung to mind. I am glad to see people taking an interest and taking the time to do things for charity :)

that my post was just a bunch of meaningless garbage

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Please go to a hospital and be awe struck that Doctors, Consultants and even Surgeons who aren't brain specialists probably can't give you detailed, extensive accurate and current information on the subject on the spot off the top of their head.

Arrogant what? I think "No You Are" fits here nicely.

Now stfu the lot of you, the thread isn't about brain research and your google antics about trying to argue it - create a new thread for it.

last edited by Loki at 16:48:38 17/May/06

as i said it's something that needs to be looked into further at the moment i'm just gaining some interest.

i know referees, and alot of people associated with Australian boxing, hopefully with this in mind i'll be able to get the venue hire free of charge as it's for a charity, this is just the first idea i've had and may not necessarily work, but i'm working on it at the moment.
We are hoping that whoever we do go with donates us the venue or whatever we need in good faith, but regardless i have plenty of options at my disposal.

THREAD OVER.. SOMEONE IS ARROGANT (oh hey nf)


back to the issue at hand...

You'll need medicos on site and stuff like that, maybe st john ambulance or something similar they like charity stuffs???

You'll need a cool catchphrase aswell.. 'BEAT CANCER' or 'Give Cancer the BEATING it deserves' i dunno, marketing was never a stongpoint, you'll also have to drop Qgl from the title since there could be bad ramifications etc...

Excellent :) If it branches into muay thai kick boxing let me know - maybe i can get you a couple of girl fighters :) i wonder if you can have fight shows that cover kickboxing and boxing or is that not done...

I'd watch 2 girlies kick box the s*** out of each other, as long as they're wearing headscarfs

KO CANCER!!!

You'll need medicos on site and stuff like that, maybe st john ambulance or something similar they like charity stuffs???

They also cost alot of money.
I think your best bet would be to hold the event at an actual training/competition ring or whatever, whereby the owners will have insurance and first aiders etc.

I doubt you'll be able to just pay someone to be your first aider unless you were running a legitimate business/officially recognised sporting or club event.

And yeah, as I said, St. Johns and those are volunteer first aiders aren't free - organisers of events generally pay them quite well for their services, the money of which goes into equipment, training of the staff and so on as opposed to wages.

Due to the low regard I have for boxing, this thread just confirms the stupidity of some people. Boxing for charity? WOAH...

However, if you really want to have a charity box up invite Will Anderson and Shannon Noll. Last I heard, Noll was up for it ;)

You'll need medicos on site

I will volunteer my services - I'm 3/4 a doctor! Would you trust me with your life? I sure as s*** wouldn't but I do know first aid! (confidence +++)...

So what your saying is that you'd be able to get 3/4 of the way to saving my life in an emergency?

Yeah but I would save the good 3/4s.

What?!

I have a good 3/4?
Huh?

Your penis dood.. she wants to save your penis...

Wow, I made spooks list of people he wants to fight, and I don't think I've ever even said two words to him. I must have that effect on people. Spook, you and I could be one of the pre-main event bouts, how about it??

Not only that, but I will happily take on Agent99 for the undercard.

No no, Agent 99 and Kat have to go at it.

Edit - Actually hows this for an idea, there are people on QGL who don't care for others for what ever reason, so how about letting those people compete against each other? Of course it would follow the legit rules for boxing with a ref and all, but it might attract a few more people to the event. And I will only be fighting ONE person, so you'll all have to draw straws.

last edited by Tanaka Khan at 19:13:44 17/May/06

TK You could snap Spook by looking at him.
He'd break in half under his own anxiety of a fight cause he's so puny =]

I will volunteer my services

I wouldn't touch being the volunteer medic for this "event" with a yard stick.

While technically under law you could operate under the scopes of practice of first aid (i.e. only be able to do the exact same duties joe bloggs with a senior first aid certif. could do), god knows what s***storm could occur if this isn't covered under good samaritan's act etc. cause it's an organised event.

last edited by Loki at 19:12:25 17/May/06

Weren't you doing a Bachelor of Pharmacy nubbin? Or am I confused?

Confused. I am 5 months off finishing Medicine...

Your penis dood.. she wants to save your penis...

I think you have me confused with duck. What? I don't even know what that means!

ISWYDTC

ISWYDTTNTIDYABHHA....... Oh s***, I'm lost.

I would only ever fight out of anger/fear/retaliation, never for fun

ill take you on kat. im puny so it should be a fair fight.

Dont mean to be the devils advocate but 'good luck getting public liablity insurance!'

I'll be there just to see nubbin in her bikini.

I'll also box booyah and suhaib one after the other if required - after all I'm only a nerd!

I'll also box booyah and suhaib one after the other if required

Will you be needing one casket or two? Or a shoebox for the pieces enough?

=]

great idea

i would be in, but you should have more then one fight if you can get people to volenteer. but keep it clean and nothing to hardcore.

My money is on eP

GODIS OUT

sounds like me and spook have got a date

I wanna fight obes too
and demon

I'll also box booyah and suhaib one after the other if required - after all I'm only a nerd!

If it's a fund raiser for the victims in iraq i'll be there. Otherwise i'll come and bring a few boys who box just to cause a rukkas and turn the Cancer c***s fundraiser really sour.

Looks like a change of direction for qgl, away from lans and into boxing, aha.



last edited by Booyah at 21:04:24 17/May/06

^ f***in lebos. Always tryin to ruin a fun day out.

Yeah for us "lebos" it's on our daily to do list. Revenge for Cronulla !!

booyahs not leb though iirc?

i really cant see it happening, you will need a saint johns medical team and insurance to do that and you have to find a venue with that type of insurance>???

booyahs not leb though iirc?

No i'm not, thankfully.

still a f***wit though

i will crush jim's puny mu thai posturing with my mighty googlebrain! ;D *chortle* this event should be called 'operation backpunch' or possibly 'dropped in the carpark' :D gl with yur charity thing & remember to take lots of pix & vids!

Not only that, but I will happily take on Agent99 for the undercard.

No no, Agent 99 and Kat have to go at it.

Nah, where's Chakas? (maybe I could knock some commonsense into him...).





last edited by Agent 99 at 10:11:41 18/May/06

What? pot kettle black...cept ur missing a lot more than commonsense.

Speak English boy!!

lmfao. Agent 99, how old are you?

I got what he was saying I'm just stirring u turd.

r_mazing, how old is she?

r_mazing, how old is he?

I think about 21. I dont remember all the drunken slappers.

LOL at the slapper wanting to fight me!

Not to poo poo the idea.

For a charity boxing night to work.

You need
- fighters of reasonable quality or reasonable celebrity (a reason for people to come), can't see anyone but qgl nerds coming along to watch qgl nerds get beat up and given their inability to pay (for alot of them) or general disinterest in anything but themselves thats maybe 100 people.
- slutty scantily clad women to hold up cards between rounds (a reason for people to come)
- a good MC
- a venue & ring & av gear (microphones, speakers, projectors, video cameras vision and sound mixers, lighting etc)
- insurrance
- medical staff (not cheap unless you find qualified volunteers)
- judges (I am going to guess these aren't that cheap)
- approval of the appropriate authorities
- crowd control
- is it going to be licenced ? (more reasons for people to come vs. risks)
- can you provide sell food ? (ie. more profit to go to charity)

I'd also recommend setting up a not for profit organisation, or to get the persmission to run it under the auspice of one. Otherwise you become personally liable etc etc etc.

Might also be an idea to talk to the charity you want to donate to, since they may or may not like the idea of a boxing match.

If you don't cross the t's and dot the i's, off the top of my head some possible bad outcomes/risks could be.
Someone dying/serious injury, and you being sued for not having medical staff.
It not being setup properly or whatever and someone deciding that they were assulted, becuase the fight was more then what was described, unqualified judges didn't stop the fight appropriately, your waivers had holes in them.
Your costs exceeding your income and you being personally liable for those costs.
The event gets out of hand and "the mob" wrecks the venue and you are personally liable for the damage.

In short ...
Get legal advice (alot of the leg work has already probably been done by others, but you'll need waivers and a variety of bits of paper to protect yourself and the event).
Get event co-ordination advice (from a boxing co-ordinator and from a charity organiser).
Get finacial advice (no point doing it if you won't turn a profit ... how many people will I need to attend to turn a profit).

As fun as it sounds, the idea of untrained people getting into a ring is risky. You'll want them have passed medicals, to have signed away their lives, and they will need to check if they are covered by their medical insurance. Then you will want to have good qualified judges (particularly the one in the ring) and good medical staff (incase something does go wrong).

You may be better talking to an amatuer boxing organisation check out PCYCs and seeing if they will run the boxing side of it (they probably won't liek the idea of any untrained boxers), if you organise a venue etc etc etc ?

Or cut all that s***, put the word out via SMS and hold it in your local park.

yeah I was thinking back alleys have a lot more atmosphere than an actual ring.

will there be bikers with knives? if so im in!

LOL at the slapper wanting to fight me!

Nah, I could never really fight you. You know how I feel about violence against women.

Except in a back alley everyone is fundraising for themselves.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I've got all the straws I need, me and you TK ;)

Have you looked at yourself lately r_mazing?
You're hardly a social superman with the looks of Brad Pitt.

Grow up cowboy, you don't need to play yourself up by putting someone else down because you're an insecure cockholster.

last edited by Loki at 14:24:31 18/May/06

i vote khel, mantra, jim and obes in a battle royal old man fight!

^
I second this.

You want to see old men fighting? What kind of wierdo are you agent 99?

Agent99 is fukn hot i reckon, what can i say? im a titty man.
Would you be up for some casual 3some action? have a shower before you get here, i dont like to fuk around, i like to get the titties out early, i'll prolly come to the door naked.
Ive got next monday and tuesday night free. PM for details

Mav's getting up for a fight that night...that's all the man meat I need to see ;).

A fight btn those other kids would just be for a laugh :).

last edited by Agent 99 at 14:42:51 18/May/06

haha yea i'd like to grab a chunk of Mav aswell ;)

Get f***ed loki!

slutty scantily clad women to hold up cards between rounds (a reason for people to come)

I'd rethink your wording of that sentence MATE! The use of the word slutty is completely uncalled for and a perfect example of why women are still treated like s*** in this day and age.

Your wouldn't call a man up there a slut so don't automatically label women in such a manner.

*rant over*

Well having been semi involved in a boxing production recently ... Atleast 1 of the girls involved was happy to bang bang bang for cash cash cash ...

ps. a guy in a pair of meat hangers is not going to attract the sort of crowds that want to watch boxing.

pps. anyone that is using their sexuality to do a job is slutty. That includes boba and him sleeping with term to get a job.

edit pps. one of the organisers referred to them as call girls ... and since he organised them I am going to assume that they probably were ?

last edited by Obes at 15:13:12 18/May/06

not my point. what she does is entirely up to her. It does not make her a slut.

The use of the word slutty is completely uncalled for and a perfect example of why women are still treated like s*** in this day and age.

girls, girls
get that cash
if its 9 to 5 or
shakin ya ass
aint no shame ladies do yo thang
just make sure you ahead of the game

I'll also box booyah and suhaib one after the other if required - after all I'm only a nerd!

i'll rape you sideways bitch, ever had that before? i'm sure you had, i reckon some arab has already given it to you papa joe stylez.



oh btw, you still are a nerd.

And you're still a leb

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

gone are the days when a charity event consisted of me and deeper wearing dresses to be auctioned off as dinner dates...

Velvet are you a feminist?

if you're saying i have a lebanese cucumber then yes, mine is really as big as one, so thank you.

here i'll give you a picture of my cock.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/amaraziz/cucumber.JPG

no i just believe that women are still demeaned by men in society. They don;t mean to do it - it's just natural. The degrading treatment of women in sort of ingrained in the way society works and hence who people think. It just makes me mad to see stuff like that. Hell, even women degrade women in this society. I too am not free from criticism of such things when i have in the past gone along with calling certain women sluts or whores blah blah - it;s not unusual - but it's not right. It just shows the old male dominance thing coming through. People rarely talk about men in such a manner as they so freely do women.

These are just my opinions though.

its a lil green, might wanna get that checked out

Get back in the kitchen.

tell the women Velvet to stop using your Breasticles to get what you want*, not that im complaining, its great you chicks put em out on display for all to see but dont complain when i continue to stumble, trip and use your titties to hold my face off the floor.


*be that attention, friends, promotions, lunch, drinks, money or special treatment.
Can however be used to get sex

last edited by Fn at 15:40:05 18/May/06

haha fuknukkle

meh

^ she sounds like a slut.

you sound clueless ^^

Top idea guys. If you do the propper leg-work and get everything sorted and cushty there's no reason this can't be a good little fundraiser. They used to do a lot of these back in london in the 1950's - 60's. People like a good clean fight and the fact that proceeds go to charity is just peachy.

Would like to hear what you're going to do about judges though... Unless you're just not going to stop until one of you is out.

i'll rape you sideways bitch, ever had that before? i'm sure you had, i reckon some arab has already given it to you papa joe stylez.

sorry mate, I'm just gonna stick to the boxing bout - I'm not really interested in shagging fat arabs.

if thats your thing, good for you but keep it in your pants around me thanks.

well if you say so, but i'm sure your wife will be asking to flop it, and trust me i'll flop it all over her forehead.

is that why arab women wear tea towels?

to clean up all the jizz?

don't worry you're wife will be wearing one soon. she'll be hiding the dried sperm in her hair.

stick to the mail orders mate, just like your brother - I hear there's a fire sale over there atm.

speaking of mail orders, thats how i found your wife, kinda cool don't you reckon? she was under the 'loose' section, so i had to go back door.

i'm sure you understand backdoors.

Is any of this meant to be even slightly humerous?

Because you both look like 8 y.o retards right now.

I'd rethink your wording of that sentence MATE! The use of the word slutty is completely uncalled for and a perfect example of why women are still treated like s*** in this day and age.

blah blah blah

what?

you might wanna re-read it - he said:

You need
...
- slutty scantily clad women to hold up cards between rounds (a reason for people to come)

that means he wants women who are slutty, so saying he wants slutty scantily clad women is totally called for

demon, I was thinking more along the lines of

map dm4
bind f "say accept it!"
deathmatch 1
fraglimit 1000
timelimit 0

the winner can fight me ....

but hahh ... who ever it may be ... it'll be lights out int he first round for my challenger

Did R*Mazing date 99?

If so I heartlily lmao.

Acetame thinks size matters in the ring, except you'll need to get the tweezers to find spidz's cock in his ring.

lame

Shut your ring.

fgts

Just noticed this thread! been busy as a mule on cart day.


Thai boxing ? or just boxing. I'd consider a muay thai bout. I need to get fit again though, keep smokin too many durries.

Edit:- 179cm 70kg.

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Edit 2:- Sorry.. I must correct the original mule call.. Busy as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking competition. 20:41:31 18/May/06

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booyah... i challenge u? do u accept ?

Would like to hear what you're going to do about judges though... Unless you're just not going to stop until one of you is out.

Can I be the mandatory crooked judge who's easy to bribe?

lame, unless you've turned into a great boxer since school mav.

it should be thai boxing with elbows, knees and spinning back fists.

i'm sorry, did you ever fight me at school viper?
or did anyone?

you know i'll be there mav

muslims are da bomb!!

sorry to go off topic...

Mav, not sure on your experience in organising (injury prone) events, however I have a mate from my old work who has done plenty, from concepts to full blown events, mainly through and for work, however also on the side. Basically after a 90km ride and a few wines this concept was brought to life... http://www.cycleepic.com.au/joomla/index.php
... he is a top bloke and i am sure he would help, at least with advice*, and especially since it is for a good cause. let me know...

Jim - I think we still have a 7 year outstanding bout to attend to, this time no alcohol pre fight!!! I'll will prolly need some afterwards though, to sooth the battered face/ego ... maybe we can entitle the match up, beauty and vs the beast!! ;)


Notes
* advice is from relevant** practical experience, not from google.
** relevant – we have an annual rugby league state of origin match, that has ambulance staff, doctors, insurance and crap, which is almost like boxing, considering the amount of bloodied and broken noses we had!

jim, good idea... but that contest would be a foregone conclusion... no way will my attention span last for 1000frags no matter how many quads you get!
i counter with...
-game armagon
map hipdm1
deathmatch 1
timelimit: till we get bored then some hipend :D
*ching*ching*
:D

i would like to be punched in the ring

haha twat you drunken clown :)
and although I am very beautiful to look at, I can be a beast



demon when you say ching ching I suddenly feel great empathy for you

Acetame you want challenge me in the ring cause you love me that much ?

instead of dancing around it, why don't you accept his challenge?

should be funny stuff.

i would like to be punched in the ring

I can help YOU with that...

thats hot

Didnt read pages 2-4, Has the event been on yet?

I would gladly fight under 70kg or even under 74kg

Do you need prior fight exp?