· LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.

· LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.

· MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.

· DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.

· HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.

· KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.

· WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.

· SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.

· BYTE: What mozzies do.

· MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.

· CHIP: A bar snack.

· MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.

· MODEM: What you did to the lawns.

· LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.

· SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.

· HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.

· MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.

· MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.

· WEB: What spiders make.

· WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.

· SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go.

· CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go.

· YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go.

· UPGRADE: A steep hill.

· SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

· MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

· USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.

· NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.

· INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.

· NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.

· ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.

· OFFLINE: Where the washing end's up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

heh

REPOST: fixing the fence the buffalo just knocked over

Silly, we don't have buffalo in Australia!

I seem to remember a certain zip file with some fine australian water buffalo?

(Yes we have plenty of buffalo http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=australian+buffalo&meta=cr%3DcountryAU )

Silly, we don't have buffalo in Australia!

You are kidding aren't you?


Edit, didn't read past Kat's comment before posting hence I didn't see Bah's comment


last edited by HERMITech at 00:29:28 25/Mar/06

you know your joke is old when:

- your mum shows you a printed email of it.

Having lived in the NT a while I came across a few.

Why did you do that?

NO BUFFALO!!!!!!

Rev: DO what?

Let's do the time warp again.

Why did you do that?

lol @ shooting buffalo

wtf wte

Worse thread ever.

you know your joke is old when:

- your mum shows you a printed email of it.

lol, QFT!!

what does QFT stand for ?

quick google:

Quit fuking trolling ?
Quoted for truth ?

You know you're bored when you start answering your own questions.

last edited by Booyah at 13:01:41 25/Mar/06

also old but [QED] ya get that ;)

http://dem0n.qgl.org/images/temp/fortech1.jpg
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http://dem0n.qgl.org/images/temp/fortech_9.jpg

last edited by demon at 13:06:38 25/Mar/06

Now with pictures!!