A MAN caught "in flagrante delicto" with a goat has been forced to marry the animal.
According to the local newspaper, The Juba Post, the goat's owner, a Mr Alifi, caught his neighbour, Mr Tombe, assaulting his goat and reported the man to the local council of elders for adjudication.
"I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relationship with my goat."

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Man forced to marry goat

Crusher's married?

his reception is next tuesday

ESSICA Alba has been voted the sexiest woman in showbiz. ...
Second place went to My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly, while sexy Jenny McCarthy came third.

Well one out of 3 aint bad.

11:19:52 › [ @boba-werk ] A MAN caught having sex with a domestic goat has been forced by his tribe's local council of elders to marry the animal.

OWNED OWNED OWNED

Your losing your ways, Tanaka Khan.

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Goat ... identity of the victim cannot be revealed

hahahaha that's f***ing awesome

sif fuk a goat sheep are just so dam sexy

Fuknukle, Ewe have a face that only a kiwi could love

Elders and tribe +goat? Sounds like a game of WoW

so do you HERMI! better watch out or it WONT be a knife in my pocket ;)

Awww, I'll shave just for you

Ewe have a face that only a kiwi could love

oh i see what ewe did there

Wool you guys just cut it out?

Stop kidding about

kiss my butt

Your losing your ways, Tanaka Khan.

LOL, I gotta sleep some time casa =)

OP is funny enough - no need to ram it home with all these puns.

wow that was pretty lamb