once again those wacky guys headed out to queensland raceway for an epic battle on the black top (lol)

in attendance:
nF, maxe, cerb, flagger, japtastic, monkeymajik and jerds + lots of others not driving (you know who oyu are)

http://s1-media.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3813&g2_serialNumber=1

videos:

nF in car 50mb
maxe in car 30mb
maxe in car again 28mb

go go go

What a bunch of emo posers

"CARS"

hey wow nF its your 10,000th post what a curious coincidence!

f*** i got k-owned that day.

http://maxe.ausgamers.com/s1_random1.wmv - random clips of dumb/cool s*** occuring. My favourite part is where I blitzed applor on his warm-up run. Sup?

What a bunch of emo posers

blah?

one more here 7mb (of lol)

warm-up run

being the operative word...

Did that r33 just hit 88mph?

being the operative word...

oh come on, you wanted it. if you wanted a warm-up you would have let me pass on turn 5 ;)

on the whole 3 laps I got to do before my radiator exploded, I was all over the place, you can see that from my racing line, look at the last corner! I was getting used to driving my car.
You won't be seeing me at the track for probably a year now anyways, that radiator incident somehow destroyed my bottom end, its rebuild time.

f*** man you have the worst luck hey :\

you will have the worst luck in a minute

Yeah trackday was one of the worst days of my life, as far as events go, though it didn't really drop my spirit.

Started off that morning, went to get some things checked under the car at my mechanics and accidentally crushed my front bar on the end of the ramp (not too bad).
I then got done by that speed camera on the way at the end of the overtaking lane on the hill crest because the guy I was overtaking put his foot down.
Then my radiator split out on the track, 4 inches across the top, there goes any racing for the day.
We patched it up and the car was running, so after 10 minutes of idle I attempted the trip home. Got maybe a km when I started getting nasty knocking noises and then the radiator cap blew.
Then while I was checking that out the storm came and I got drenched through to my underwear and was then stuck on the side of the road for 2 hours while my tow arrived. After finally getting back to my mechanic it was confirmed my bottom end was definately f***ed.
I won't know more until we drop the engine and take a poke around.

I think I'm cursed everytime I go to trackday something bad happens and each time its gotten worse. I fear next time will result in a written off car after spending 10k on a rebuild etc.

...

f***in hell man

condolences

f***en hell applor. thats pure crappy bad luck.

ouch :(

i wondered what happened to you

they look like a bunch of social outgoers right there.

whose the halfcast lookin dood with the truckers singlet in the middle? was best and less selling those things cheap or something?

whats to be so angry about bj?

was that fence we leant against yours or something?

whose the halfcast lookin dood with the truckers singlet in the middle?

thats me, the guy at the racetrack having a blast with his mates

you're the millionaire sitting at home cos hes too cool to race the car(s) i'll never afford because im a student

I'm just posting to say that I looked at the photo of you all actually getting outside and engaging in some kind of cool activity, and I experienced several mixed feelings of jealousy, annoyance and self-disgust due to various minor psychological issues I have and decided to direct my negative feelings toward you in a misguided attempt to make myself feel better.

haha, I'm making out that compared to me, you're really uncool

Jim says it like it is.

Don't bother Jim, this guy's wit really only extends to 'I am richer than you' and things relating to mothers.

fuk yea! awesum to get vids as usual fellas
would've been an awesum day doing awesum shizzal

applor, i thought i had bad luck losing my licence yesterday getting caught on my moto, but dude thats just fuking wrong.

want more vids? heres some pimpin, quick vid of trackside footage: http://members.iinet.net.au/~flagger/Trackday%20Feb%202006%20Bright%20Shots.wmv

Looks full mean
http://s1-media.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2456&g2_serialNumber=1

last edited by Fuknukle at 23:58:14 24/Feb/06

thats tough as s***

thats s*** hot

in-car with me:
me vs flagger
my highlights
my fastest lap on clubman

Vids are cool, being in person is bettar.

wow going round a track in cars... so NFSU

If it weren't for track days, there wouldn't be a NFSU!

u boys are living the dream
i envy you

maxe you're wearing a singlet with no muscles? what's going on?
nf you should wear a jumper to cover ur bones

rest of you, ur allllright

im gonna have to go to one of these things, they look aiight yo.

nice downloading some now


who won overall?

did garagon go?

cerb youre a bitch! go faster!!!

last edited by existence` at 10:02:18 25/Feb/06

Buckets

hahah love the 12th man intro's maxe

you rock

you've given up work too now? I spose guys on the poverty line usually do prefer to stay at home with their mum

has anything changed on your car lately maxe, or just more rust? must be hard saving for mods with dole checks

cerb how did you record your video's? The quality seems a little lower then maxe's

cerb youre a bitch! go faster!!!

Haha what? I was sliding half the time! :D

It may look slow, but I was hitting about 160 down the front straight. My car is just quiet, so it sounds like I'm going slow :/

Also, mine were recorded with a wireless mini cam mounted on the passenger seat's headrest, so it wasn't DV quality like the others.

wireless!! that's cainer :D

that was going to be a question too, what speeds do you hit... 160 is reasonable :)

on the national circuit, us lower powered guys were hitting 175/180 on the back straight.

Is it just a car club / ricey day thing or an open day for anyone to attend?

Where are the crashes?
Sifn't not watch races for the crashes

going around in cars as weak as maxe's would be about as fun as riding on a tram.

when you got drivers with balls that dont just follow each other around in circles like dodgems and cars that can actually reach 200 down that straight it becomes entertaining

Holy crap applor, that's a few strokes of bad luck in a row right there.

you've given up work too now? I spose guys on the poverty line usually do prefer to stay at home with their mum

has anything changed on your car lately maxe, or just more rust? must be hard saving for mods with dole checks

How's that Mercielago going?
O that's right, you don't own anything to provide bragging rights.

Is it just a car club / ricey day thing or an open day for anyone to attend?

Pretty sure its just an open day held by QR that anyone can attend.

haha, its funny how you mention rust and Loki shows up. Hows that torana going doing 10's yet like you said it was gonna? hahaha

a GTR with 250+kw at all corners is more bragging rights then you will ever have :D

And your dad has a mustang...

a gtr with 250kw at the wheels sitting in a garage while you whine in a forum about some guys actually driving theirs

i know i'm impressed

also

Is it just a car club / ricey day thing or an open day for anyone to attend?

pm me for details if you are interested, goes for everyone else to

last edited by nF at 12:17:43 25/Feb/06

a GTR with 250+kw at all corners is more bragging rights then you will ever have :D

What bragging rights do those of us in almost-stock cars get for beating an R32 GTR? Cos we all did.

Here's some of the times (fastest to slowest):
White R34 GTR 01:06.1
Blue R32 GTST 01:06.8 (nF)
Red RX-7 S5 01:07.3 (JapTastic)
Black WRX My05 STI 01:08.7
Black S13 Silvia 01:09.0 (maxe)
Black 2004 E46 M3 01:09.2
Red EVO IX 01:09.4
Blue Sprinter (T) 01:10.4 (monkeymajik)
Yellow S15 200SX 01:11.5 (me)
White R32 GTST 01:12.5 (Flagger)
Black R32 GTR 01:12.5

Here's a tip: a car is only as good as its driver.

last edited by cerb at 12:25:58 25/Feb/06

None.

Hows the passenger seat going Cemax? Got that glovebox under control?

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1217/ep822vz.jpg

Soz maxe, no glovebox streetfighter sticker required.


last edited by CeMaX at 12:51:13 25/Feb/06

last edited by CeMaX at 12:51:29 25/Feb/06

nice post retard

cerb; remember when we went on that cruise coming home I lined up next to you in my GTR? and you wernt even game to look over and give a little smile let alone try to even give me a run?

but dont worry, you wernt the only one. no-one on any cruises even bothered -trying- to race me, so why bother on here? because talks cheap ;)

dont drive like your grandma behind the wheel and talk like mundine behind the keyboard son.

oh the irony cemax :S

but dont worry, you wernt the only one. no-one on any cruises even bothered -trying- to race me, so why bother on here? because talks cheap ;)

then bring your gtr out to a trackday, put your infinite money where your mouth is

dont drive like your grandma behind the wheel and talk like mundine behind the keyboard bj

last edited by nF at 12:56:18 25/Feb/06

cerb; remember when we went on that cruise coming home I lined up next to you in my GTR? and you wernt even game to look over and give a little smile let alone try to even give me a run?

remember kids, ITS NOT REALZ IF U DONT DO IT ON THA STREETZ. You do laps of maccas carpark staring into other c***s cars too?


funny how your car is so fast but you never post your times on the track...

dont drive like your grandma behind the wheel and talk like mundine behind the keyboard son.

I actually lolled at that analogy :)

dont drive like your grandma behind the wheel

i think she's been a good role model to me - she hasn't taken out any fences in her life.

omfg... I'd love to see the pee trickle down your leg if you ever get behind the wheel of a GTR let alone BJ's 400hp+ monster. Apples & Oranges f***wit.

your car is so fast

exactly... read it a few more times it might sink in.

ITS NOT REALZ IF U DONT DO IT ON THA STREETZ

arent you the kids that go up and down glorious thinking your initial d racers?

my GTR has had its time out destroying you all while your still struggling, as much as I would love to keep it around to dangle in your faces to remind you whose king, its time to move on to bigger and better things.

cerb; if shes your role model ask her how to grow some balls. maybe she could take some of that fat from your fingers and stuff it down your pants

as much as I would love to keep it around to dangle in your faces to remind you whose king, its time to move on to bigger and better things.

e-leaving already? but it just got interesting. :)

my GTR has had its time out destroying you all while your still struggling, as much as I would love to keep it around to dangle in your faces to remind you whose king, its time to move on to bigger and better things.

nah it hasn't its all be talk.

bring it to a trackday, its not like you'll sell it anytime soon anyway.

omfg... I'd love to see the pee trickle down your leg if you ever get behind the wheel of a GTR let alone BJ's 400hp+ monster. Apples & Oranges f***wit.

Go look up sycophant. Just look for your picture.

I aint going nowhere, by that I was talking of selling the gtr.

cars are a waste of money when it comes to modifying. look at you, you can barely afford to keep your s15 let alone put some wheels on it. meanwhile I got a house, gtr, s15, and business's to run.

ill be back with a monster car in about a year or two anyway, in that time keep saving for your $1500 exhaust okay?

This thread has made my day, good times people, good times.

arent you the kids that go up and down glorious thinking your initial d racers?

hah, i havent done anything illegal or dangerous on glorious in about 3 years. I dont have to, thats what tracks are for.

your GTR probably would be fast if it wasnt driven by a complete s***kunt, but it is, which is probably the reason you suddenly cant find or remember your lap times. Hurry up and sell your car to someone with the balls/talent to drive it how it should be driven, and spend the cash on a subscription to DUB magazine

I am glad maxe, neff and co are back on qgl

there is now INTERNET! e-drama about cars again, this place wasnt the same...

ill be back with a monster car in about a year or two anyway

you still have the gtr, so bring it to a trackday and show that it can do something other than spin up a dyno and drive in a straight line

if you're worried about smashing into a fence again you can get someone with some skill to drive it, under a helmet nobody would even know it wasn't you

I am glad maxe, neff and co are back on qgl

did they leave?

last edited by Spook at 13:15:07 25/Feb/06

hi were maxes haus. weve decided to take up a sport that requires endless pockets, problem is, we can barely afford to pay our cars off.

I cant figure out while ill be living with my mum at 30, but Bj is dumb

you seem to keep skipping my posts bj

you see i'm calling you out

What's this crashing into a fence business? Us casual spectators need an update.

last edited by fpot at 13:18:31 25/Feb/06

hi Im burt. My parents bought me my first car, even tho i insist on criticizing everyone else who got a car under the same circumstances. Soon after I got it, I crashed it into a fence. Because I couldnt pay for it, I got my girlfriend to do it.

Now that I work my unskilled labour job 7 days a week for my Dad, I have the money to get someone else to modifiy my car, simply so I can tell other people on the internet how much faster it is than theirs.

hah, i havent done anything illegal or dangerous on glorious in about 3 years. I dont have to, thats what tracks are for.

http://maxe.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2337455 - 09.08.05
http://maxe.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2228733 - 01.05.05
http://maxe.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2081664 - 23.05.04

oh dear... compulsive lying becomes a problem when you talk through your ass and dont even think twice about it.

guess you have to to get by in your situation though.

Come down southside and call him out :)

Crackzone...

Maybe you should have read those threads before you posted them Bj.

oh dear... compulsive lying becomes a problem when you talk through your ass and dont even think twice about it.

...and?

Mt Glorious has a constant 80km/h speedlimit bottom to top, which I never even came close to exceeding.

maybe you should work on your postcount in another thread fpot :)

This thread is easily the most fun.

Actually my parents have been split since I can remember, they dont buy me s***. Also ive f***ed up, no more dmg then you hitting the curb and f***ing your wheel and suspension though ;)

Now ive been living in my own place for over 2 years, working 5 days for myself for the past year and earning more money then your family tree combined to live the good life.

didnt your dad buy your s13 maxe? or was that meant to be a secret no1 was to talk about again? :D

didnt your dad buy your s13 maxe? or was that meant to be a secret no1 was to talk about again? :D

you dont read too well do you?

And yes he did, which I paid off 2 years later. I didnt have $10k in a money clip back when I was 19, beleive it or not

last edited by maxe at 13:29:36 25/Feb/06

Looks like his Dad suffers from 'Buy the first thing you can afford Syndrome' also

And yes he did, which I paid off 2 years later

hahah... ahh thats right, you said you paid it off with investments right?

considering you need money to invest, how did you turn $20 into $10,000 to pay off your car? oh man .. do you think people actually believe the s*** you come out with?

you live in a fairytale land maxe, its just a pity your nose dont grow with lies like they do in stories or you'd have to find a monitor with a hole in the middle.

nah he passed over the starlets

He didn't pay off s***.. More like

"Daddy , buy me a car, but it has to go Pshhhhh"
Could have told you it would have been a mat black bucket silvia

hah, yeah ok man whatever you say

look id love to dig through my tax returns, payslips and bank statements for the last few years just to prove to you that I own my own car but its becoming more obvious throughout this thread that you dont really read before you type.

maybe im living in the same fairytale land as parag0n, who couldnt possibly afford to buy an R32 GTR before he was twenty? Guess that was all lies too?

Im heading out now but Ill be back later to read all your posts about how hard you totally owned me in front of the internet ok?

ok man see you later

I am so upset that I don't live the good life that bj does. Here's some pics of me being emo at my misfortune:
http://images.ausimages.com/upload/2006-02-25/TN_travelling.jpg

I'm not even going to bother to justify why i bought the Starlet, but it's still worth more than that bucket s13...And goes harder.

ok now maxe is gone you can start replying to my posts bj

or is the fact that i'm right hurting your arguement

maybe im living in the same fairytale land as parag0n, who couldnt possibly afford to buy an R32 GTR before he was twenty? Guess that was all lies too?

i was wrong about that
gaz sure showed me!

I'm not even going to bother to justify why i bought the Starlet

nah i get it, you wanted something cute

who couldnt possibly afford to buy an R32 GTR before he was twenty

remember the dramas he had with his family when he told them he was buying a gtr with his inheritance from his gradmas death?

hes like you, never had a job in his life, but he will tell you he worked as a mechanic for 5 years to pay for it. haha

his mods and fuel money ran out with the inheritance, hes waiting on the next death now. I guess he hustles it a bit better than yourself though, least he has -some- sort of income... its just not a real reliable one.

cerb; have you paid off the credit card you used for it yet? or is that a long term goal.

I have $15,000 cash sitting in 1 of my accounts right now, I think I could afford to dissapear for awhile if I ever got the urge.

Man, what exactly is your point Burt?
You're bragging about a car you are about to no longer own.

i've got 13k.. Can i join in the fun??

ps corp accounts don't really count specially if you're just using them as holding accounts because you don't really have the 'cash' if its going to be used for materials.. hell any accountant could tell you that

bj's guide to the internet:

if losing an argument:

a) mention how much cash you have
b) mention how much power your car makes
c) repeat a + b

Bj, you speak of endless wealth, being succesful and having all the money in the world, but you drive a Nissan and think 15k in the bank is something to brag about?

Wow...

Who or what the f*** is a Cemax in that... feministic riced up starlet?

I don't care if the thing ran 7 second 1/4 miles, It's a car that induces penis shrinking the moment you step in.
Man, that's the type of thing even my girlfriend would laugh at.

But it makes sense since Cemax is apparently BJ's bitch that he plays the role and drives a bitches car.

Bj, you speak of endless wealth, being succesful and having all the money in the world, but you drive a Nissan and think 15k in the bank is something to brag about?

Wow...

K-Owned.
You never answered my question earlier Burt, how is that Mercielago and mansion beach-front house going? Oh right, just keeping a low-profile huh?

last edited by Loki at 14:30:36 25/Feb/06

BJ stop hating on this thread.

I think everyone was capable of running faster that day too. Heat played a major issue.

http://users.bigpond.net.au/monkeymajik/car/loltrack.jpg
Vid(2.8mb)



last edited by monkeymajik at 15:12:14 25/Feb/06

Too bad there was no hachi sidewayz action... I was disappointed!

Well this thread went to s*** as soon as Burt started posting!

You say you're got a sweet successful life Burt then you should go live it and stop putting other peoples lives down, get some f***ing humility man, you just sound like a tosser.

Meanwhile; Great vids fellas gimmie a yell when you are heading out to QR next time, I'd love to hit the track again.

HAHAH what a great thread!

LOL 400HP MONSTER!!!!
You actually make it sound cool but 250kw at all 4's is no mean feat. What is he running? A pair of 2535s?
Heh a pair of N1's would be about 30 odd KW shy of that figure on only 14-16psi.
So if you consider that a monster, then I have driven a few. *flex*
Nice car btw Cemax, suits you.

last edited by EniGma at 15:47:43 25/Feb/06

""LOL 400HP MONSTER!!!!
You actually make it sound cool but 250kw at all 4's is no mean feat. What is he running? A pair of 2535s?
Heh a pair of N1's would be about 30 odd KW shy of that figure on only 14-16psi.""

N1's 30odd kw shy of 250awkw? Muahhaahahaha
I can see you know alot about GTR's. You should write a book.

run along cemax

I told you man, come stunt round here, PLEASE.

your wigga s*** is almost as lol as your starlet

Meh cars.
Motorcycle track days ftw :)

thats a nice car cemax....do they make them for men?

cemax will show you how to stunt

http://maxe.ausgamers.com/dump/cemax_stunts.jpg

Well anything next to a Starlet seems like a monster..... :)

I have a 1987 Toyota Corona do you see me braging?

also was good thread till BJ thought it nessecary to increase the size of his e-penis

flagger; eat less pizzas' you little stump.

good ole enigma. the king of "i know people that know people" and "ive been in a car" stories.

What is he running? A pair of 2535s

haha... 260kw is with standard turbos at 14psi kiddo. when it had the N1's it would have been pushing near 300kw on 18psi. My next gtr will be 400+ kw though, you will know about that one day.

are your parents still pushing you to buy a house enigma? or they want you to get a job first?

Stunts!

My next car will have 500+kw... and you will know about it one day...

heh bj, why dont u stop eating eating horse s***, maybe it will stop you excreting it too.

that's what I was thinking Fpot!

flagger; eat less pizzas' you little stump.

Enough with the personal insults, ok? Try and keep it at least remotely on topic.

Why the hatin'?

We all race within our budgets, be they miniscule, moderate, or large. I'm sure Bj that there are lots of people out there who think your budget is laughable too...

As long as you're getting out there and aren't just all talk, you deserve some respect in my opinion.

wise words from sir orbitor

Why the hatin'?

We all race within our budgets, be they miniscule, moderate, or large. I'm sure Bj that there are lots of people out there who think your budget is laughable too...

As long as you're getting out there and aren't just all talk, you deserve some respect in my opinion.

You sir, are a champion. All this e-bashing makes baby jesus cry.

your f***ing raced burty

Before I take what you have written in to consideration, can you please forward me your latest bank statement and any outstanding debts you have please orbitor?

What's with buying second hand cars and modding them? I couldn't think of anything more boring. If you're so well off burt why not a 911 turbo or an M5 or something?? Oh, because *you can't afford one*. Get off the high horse, you come over as an absolute tool.

lol least KOS has some humour around here.

nice one reso ;)

sorry cerb; i'll keep all ya personal feelings at bay while we insult each other from now on. If I start playing too rough for you please let me know again

o so its the pretending its all a joke stage now
you need a bigger shovel

yerp, its pretty easy to spot

his shovel cost more than you could ever afford fuknukle

more like a backhoe
my god what a cocksmoking f***wit

I warned you not to go there.

does anyone have a picture of BJ


I bet he looks HiLaRiOus

Yer, my lawn mower runs on 2x T51Rs and rolls on 22" nigga. Bling bling. Puts out over 500kw @ the blades. That's some nicely chopped grass if you know what I mean.

Man this thread needs heaps of 4WD pics to neutralise the hot air that's floating around!

http://users.bigpond.net.au/fuknukle/pics/rocstaflex.jpg

Looks full mean
http://users.bigpond.net.au/fuknukle/DSC01683.JPG
http://users.bigpond.net.au/fuknukle/DSC01688.JPG
http://users.bigpond.net.au/fuknukle/DSC01714.JPG

last edited by Fuknukle at 00:10:56 26/Feb/06
goes pretty hard, does 155 on the highway if you can handle the shakes, thats how tough i am

quater mile in low range in around 5 minutes 15 seconds.
o and i dont owe anything on it, yea thats right im so cool i dont have a bank loan

last edited by Fuknukle at 00:15:17 26/Feb/06

Yer, my lawn mower runs on 2x T51Rs and rolls on 22" nigga. Bling bling. Puts out over 500kw @ the blades. That's some nicely chopped grass if you know what I mean.

I hear that s***.
http://images.ausimages.com/upload/2006-02-26/mower.jpg

http://images.projectstripe.com/phone_s1rocksta.jpg

haha

cerb, you sure look pissT in those fotos

/wrists

i was upset cos you weren't there cheering me on exis :(

nah clearly you were upset taht you didn't have a dyno read-out to show for it afterwards

what a waste of money a holiday is

hi Im burt. My parents bought me my first car, even tho i insist on criticizing everyone else who got a car under the same circumstances. Soon after I got it, I crashed it into a fence. Because I couldnt pay for it, I got my girlfriend to do it.

Now that I work my unskilled labour job 7 days a week for my Dad, I have the money to get someone else to modifiy my car, simply so I can tell other people on the internet how much faster it is than theirs.

lolol

cemax did your husband buy you that starlet?

starlet...
Just repeating that word out loud a few times sounds like a girly poofmobile.

that looks like fun. makes me wish i owned something other than a girly astra :(

also lol @ bj. what a pathetic mofo.

makes me wish i owned something other than a girly astra :(

Bring it along anyway and have a go! No one cares what you're driving out there as long as it is mostly in one piece :P

There's a guy who doesn't very consistent 1.10's in a stock '88 Integra which would probably have a lower power to weight ratio than your astra!

Heck, last time there was a Leyland P76 hehe.

wonder how my patrol would go
it's got a turbo you know

not as good as my lol pajero would go
;)

There was also a ford festive and toyota echo there and they both looked pretty stock to me.

i saw a ford focus there (2.0l job i think) but no echo on the track *scratches head*

Focus, festiva, same thing. I will get the picture of the echo.

http://www.s1-media.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3250&g2_serialNumber=2
On second thought it looks like a Yaris.

last edited by Protius at 21:47:30 26/Feb/06

lets roll

http://www.s1-media.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3674&g2_serialNumber=1

well there ya go...wasnt paying much attention to other sessions i spose.

yaris and echo are the same thing afaik.

I nearly drove in front of the camera set to countdown shoot for that groupie pic.

Don't be silly Jim. My Jeep would mop the floor with all of you.

lets roll

http://jason.qgl.org/images/4wd/img_0109.jpg

This thread has it all, nice work fellas

I love QR, I go out there maybe once a month when my father races his superkart. As much as I'd love to get out on the track in one of them, I'm always banished to the pit working on it when he brings it back in and having to push start some 15 odd karts at the beginning of the races.

Which character does he play? Koopa or .... Princess?

Hey cerb, who is that awesome looking dude on the left hand side of your grand canyon picture? :-)

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at these circuits.

Link for more info.

260kph and only 2.5cm off the
ground.

yes, until you hit the first bump on turn one and enter the stratosphere...

Hehe, you'd be surprised how rare that happens maxe, but what I'm told spinning out is the worst, you just need to remember to keep all body parts IN the kart =)

qr is bad enough with suspension

also nose diving into kitty litter without a cage doesn't soundf fun :(

you're all a buncha fags.

only f***heads spend that much money on their cars.

burt has a point.


and lol @ maxe and his "mates".

trolly trolly trolly

It aint driving unless you are flying at 150km/h at an American checkpoint with 50 soldiers firing at you, amiright bigzub?

only f***heads spend that much money on their cars.

burt has a point.

so b (i spent 60k on a gtr) j's point is that hes a f***head?

guess he does have a point

LOL @ BigZub and his mates!

http://www.users.on.net/~calmoss/muslims.jpg

http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/614/614266/mario-kart-ds-20050515002459596.jpg

last edited by trillion at 17:55:47 28/Feb/06

ohhh sorry, I better run out and get some used Tri-spoke advans & some used coilovers. That would make me 1337.

While your at it, get a car that isn't driven by poofs.

ok , I'll get a oh so different s13 or r32, yeah , good thinkin'.
You try pulling the power i have out of a 1.3ltr. Got 840KG ?

you've got no chance of pulling in that car

Are your bed's loaded with hawties because of that arse32 ?


Sif i need a car to 'pull chicks'.

hes got it covered nF, keeps a carton of man-sized tissues in the glovebox

nf: which is about all your car is good for seeing its a rusted old box.. oh wait thats loki's

hey cemax, ask your buddy to run the plates ARE32 tomorrow and give us an address so we got something to do sat night aight

personally I aint gonna bother with this gutter rats thread anymore, but nF your gonna get whats coming to you, then we'll see how big your mouth is, I already know your pussy

So in order to be different you bought a Starlet? Heh.

Haha, that wigger talk owns man.
quick, where's a reply from nF so we can read more.

Heres a qucik viedo of my car.
http://members.optushome.com.au/j.neilson/Supra/88%20movie%20teaser.wmv ...5 meg
i win.
can't wait until its back on the road.


last edited by mk3 at 22:49:52 02/Mar/06

why don't we save you some trouble bj

we'll meet at your place

1 Westwood Drive
Hillcrest, QLD, 4118

right?

ps. nf's car is phat and loki's is decent

nF - I'm gettin some new tread very soon [Trying for 225 if they're still made or 235 if they'll fit - if not swapping rims].
So I'm up for wasting the s*** out of these little 205's (hopefully not the diff :P) in a few strip runs with ya :)

You try pulling the power i have out of a 1.3ltr. Got 840KG ?

Hahahahahahaha, your entire engine is the size as 1.89 of my cylinders, not even 1/4 of my engine and weighs a mere 200kg more (But only because I have weight reduction stage 9 - y'know, completely rusted out).
I don't need a strapon or have to quote girl sized figures and try to 'big' (lol pun) talk them up to compensate for a small penis engine.

You and your car are ridiculously funny.

hey cemax, ask your buddy to run the plates ARE32 tomorrow and give us an address so we got something to do sat night aight

personally I aint gonna bother with this gutter rats thread anymore, but nF your gonna get whats coming to you, then we'll see how big your mouth is, I already know your pussy

OMGZ cemax, get your buddy to commit a felony and lose their job, have the s*** sued out of them, fulsikbroyeah... Then let's go beatup nF broyeasikcuz.

Even My missus just mentioned what a complete tosser you sound like right now burt.

last edited by Loki at 22:13:31 02/Mar/06

Sif i need a car to 'pull chicks'.

You're right. To drive burt's mother around you'd need at least a flatbed (LOL MUM JOKE)

And this thread really has it all from burt. Internet bragging about how rich he is, to one of the most pathetic actions on the planet, internet threats of violence because he is too brainless and stupid to compete with nf in a little bit of an insult contest.

everytime bj posts i roffle.

I already know your pussy

You know nfs cat?

QGL PUNCHON

be there and be square!

champagne.

f***ing.

internet.

oh and cemax you never answered my pm, is that actually a starlet from Top Fuel in japan or just a stickercharged one? If its genuine it might actually be pretty fast, not that it matters cos itll never see a track...

i just wish we could all get along

OMGZ cemax, get your buddy to commit a felony and lose their job, have the s*** sued out of them, fulsikbroyeah...

QLD-Transport will run plates for you. Charge $15 IIRC...

My hat is set to tipped in the direction of Fpot

No, they won't.

There is no way in hell anybody is legally going to just give you an address from a licence plate for $15.

It's not worth explaining, the security implication as to why is common sense.

You can get plates/VIN + Engine #'s checked for theft, but through REVs or local Police [Roma St.], not QLD Transport.

last edited by Loki at 23:19:25 02/Mar/06

dot dosen't run plates anymore.

QLD-Transport will run plates for you. Charge $15 IIRC...

Been watching "Gone in 60 Seconds" have we?

4.9mb Right Clicky Save-As

Video of my 5.5L V8 when it fired up for the (third or fourth ever - I had honors since I built 95% of it myself, 5% was my old man who did electricals which I can't do for s***) time on dumpers.
Features eK holding a fuel leak from spraying over the extractors that I had sprung from mis-storage of my carby and my old man behind the throttle.
Revs in the video never went over 3.5k

Advise turning your sound down before playing the vid, it maxxed out my camera ;)

Thats what a real engine sounds like Cemax.

last edited by Loki at 23:41:46 02/Mar/06

loki: did you have to get that modplated?

Burgz : No, because my car came factory optioned with that TYPE of engine [and same brakes], I do not need an engineers certificate or any mod plates.
I did however upgrade my brake booster from a 6cyl to an 8cyl.

Needs more traction upfront before the bottleneck is the brakes [i.e. can still lock them up in dry conditions].

If I stuck a newer 5.0L v8 in, it would need to be engineered.

Rear Wheel Traction in the wet is.... interesting... at times, go full guns while going 110 on the freeway and the ass end begins to step out from wheelspin.
In the dry if you give it even the slightest stalling up, she spins the wheels from 0 - 120kph, slight chirp into second then gets traction.

Most of this isn't because it's some 600hp monster, it's due to the fact that my tyres are bordering on illegal tread (I'm actually off tomorrow in hunt of some new rubber for the front to rotate the olds to the back, next fortnight new rears... safety safety safety!).

last edited by Loki at 23:54:45 02/Mar/06

modplates are for girls.

oi loki what do you rekon that would run on the quart? if you haven't already done so.

edit: changed nick.

last edited by eighty-eight at 01:04:29 03/Mar/06

all i have to say is

AWD > RWD > 4WD > 1WD > walking > FWD > starlet

loler since when does lack of tread on the tyre give less traction

it just means more rubber on the road

last edited by scooby at 09:24:07 03/Mar/06

Wow I just did an google image search and found a picture of Burt.
http://www.bbcinc.tv/Images/Staff Pictures/Bubble Gun Burt.jpg

loler since when does lack of tread on the tyre give less traction

it just means more rubber on the road

Heh, in the wet it makes a huge difference (in fact, smaller tyres in the wet are actually better due to weight being distributed over a smaller area = less aquaplaning].

In the dry, new tyres squeel better :P

Mk3 - 13.522 ;) - 14.5 ; Depending on traction and how quick she really is.
She was timeslipped at 14seconds in a heavier VB Commodore (So theoretically should run a touch faster).

last edited by Loki at 11:06:39 03/Mar/06

Have to say this thread is f***ing classic.

Burt you were doing ok until the ridiculous E-threat, time ot cut your losses and eat some humble pie methinks.

Mk3 - I foroet to mention, all I know is, no 1/4 mile times mean anytthing compared to how much fun driving that thing on dumpers was :) If I could, I would drive any car that sounded like that and have it pulling 17 seconds down the 1/4 anyday.

Driving it to the exhaust shop was fun as well, people walking on the footpath would stop and turn around [when you were still well over 150m away :P] and watch you drive past.

nF's car on dumpers sounded pretty horn too :)
I'd drive that around on dumpers ^____^

last edited by Loki at 12:07:49 03/Mar/06

http://users.bigpond.net.au/defcon/dreamcar.jpg

dreamy.

Even My missus just mentioned what a complete tosser you sound like right now burt

is that the one that locked you in the car, went psycho and you had to call the cops? or is this another high IQ find? you sure know how to find em

sorry TMWNN, ill try better next time :)

Lol as far as talking s*** goes I dont think even maxe and nF have anything on Loki, he could rave on 5 pages of how tough his V8 is (like any holden driver I guess though really) but when it comes to reality all you will hear is "no 1/4 mile times mean anytthing compared to how much fun driving that thing"

to a orphan in a 3rd world country thats never seen a car driving a excel would be really fun to drive also, but around here we have means of measuring just how much your car can backup your big mouth, its just a pity you dont have any balls to try it.

sup crackajack, hows that honda going?

http://www.theshop.ca/catalog/images/honda/HRX217HMA-Med.jpg

last edited by Bj at 10:14:38 04/Mar/06

Omfg Loki, Was that video taken out the front of the ipswich trailer park?
f***ing yokel.

Hahaha! I just found that video.. that is fkn gold. Of all the s*** ive seen on here ive never laughed so hard as what I just did that video.. thanks Loki man, you just made my day. Your engine sounds like it still got water in it from when it was dragged out of the lake

http://members.optusnet.com.au/bjrose/loki.JPG
... Jerry!!! ...Jerry!!!

http://members.optusnet.com.au/bjrose/stillsaving.JPG
Next on the mod list. 1) shoes 2) exhaust

hahahaha! oh man.. qgl is #1

by the way, you bring your V8, ill bring mine:
http://members.optusnet.com.au/bjrose/IMG_0103.jpg
392 stroker what?

I think if you could get that torana down to SA they would prob give you 5c for recycling trash


last edited by Bj at 10:48:48 04/Mar/06

owned!

http://www.air-and-space.com/20050625 Santa Barbara/DSC_2007 Monty Python Foot State m.jpg

last edited by CeMaX at 10:51:24 04/Mar/06

lol bj

AHHAHAAHHHAH uhuh, ur dad owns what now?

meh , does it matter , we tear that fkn thing up.

also. Bj's dad don't mind tearing up either

last edited by CeMaX at 10:58:03 04/Mar/06

OMG! i never saw that one coming boxhead!

Its in the family, in our family we share what we own. But you wouldnt know about that, cause your family dont own nothing!

Your posts are as funny as you getting run off the road trying to overtake on blind corners in your 30hp machine. Remember that boxy? its on video aint it, or dont you want it posted up? HAHAHA!

Its a pity you didnt have a head-on with that truck and get what was coming to you for being such a dumb ass driver, would have been funnier

backpunched @ qr carpark

Your posts are as funny as you getting run off the road trying to overtake on blind corners in your 30hp machine. Remember that boxy? its on video aint it, or dont you want it posted up? HAHAHA!

Its a pity you didnt have a head-on with that truck and get what was coming to you for being such a dumb ass driver, would have been funnier

Firstly It isn't on video.. which is a shame, i'd like to see it again, how i managed to actually get out of that alive... secondly, It wasn't a blind corner and thirdly it wasn't a truck it was a rav4... Plus you wouldn't have been anywhere near the thing anyway since you went off ahead, so you've only 'heard' 2nd hand accounts so basically know s*** f*** all of what happened... but keep kidding yourself

I make no concessions dude, it was the stupidest thing in the world, i said that when it happened and I continue to say that to this day... What can i say, it was in a 121 so any damage incurred from running off road would have been negligible..

But you crashed your car into a fence didn't you??? Wow dude thats pretty f***ing stupid and pricey i'd imagine too

As for the 'in the family' bulls***... That is a cop out you hypocritical piece of s***.. One hand you say 'omg (insert whatever name u like here) YOU DIDNT PAY FOR YOUR CAR YOU ARE A s***KUNT BLAH BLAH BLAH', yet you 'own' a mustang...

Good work dude

last edited by Boxhead at 11:29:08 04/Mar/06

Box head... nuff said

hahaha someones a bit ANGSTY this morning

2nd hand accounts? HAHA you were right behind me ya dumbass, I seen you go piloting off into the landscape like the Boxhead(read: Bonehead) you are

Moral of the story? you cant overtake the same in a $50 121 as you can in a 400hp+ gtr, dont try to be me as much as you want to

If i was right behind you then i can't have been going that slowly since you're in your 400hp+ gtr.. I'm having trouble keeping track of this story dude.. Tailor it some more to make your point k?

haha burts right that thing with the boat anchor in it sounds like a bucket of pus and looks like arse.

go and score some thongs Loki. and while you are out buy some bog as well. youll need it LAWL

hang on hold up... this cant be right? I gotta be seeing things

someone on qgl with their own opinion not riding on the bandwagon? well I never...

here I was thinking everyone on qgl was a spineless puss, SCOGGEX just proved me wrong. congrats for being the 1st person in history to have the balls to have your own say around here.

Boxhead; didnt you try overtaking the same truck that I just overtook? difference was I waiting till it was a straight road, and could see there was nothing coming, and didnt feel the need to try morph into mark skaife like yourself. learn2drivenoob.

haha you were the guy that crashed into a fence i heard about that hahaha

which driver did you morph into when you took out that fence, marcus ambrose?

haha

I was probably the guy your boyfriend turned into when he crashed into the curb trying to be a pro drifter on the street - oh.. not that hes done anything on the street in the last 3 years cause hes all track legit now

Maxe you still got that video where you try reverse parking in town, but cant get it so you just drive off to make yourself look less stupid? hahaha.... good thing your a track expert these days

nF im curious... what seems more gay. Me and Cemax with our own places, and girlfriends, or you and maxe being single, living with your mums still and spending every weekend together with a collection of photos to show for it?

well you guys spend saturdays together on the internet talking about how gangster you are, do live next to each other or something? long distance relationships are the hardest.

cars are lame

except maybe 4wds, I hear they're ok

since when has this thread been about cars though trog? :)

my 720 dato ute is bigger than this thread.

diesel power

damn killer, you got us good with that comeback right there. I can see why your the forum hero around this town

go a little easier on us next time ok.. no really

trog; the 4wd's are ok, just ask any of maxes haus, they were always to pussy to even try race mine until they get back home on their keyboards

whoa this thread has been quite entertaining... but its time i take care of business proceedings from now on...

bj, i dont like you, and i am going to kill you. that is all.

go a little easier on us next time ok.. no really

its ok, i'm sure i'll get whats coming to me

how right you are

acetame you shouldn't throw things like that around , could get you hurt. Go sit in the corner and munch on some fat white pills you fkn airhead.

well, we have another tough guy here.... i was gonna leave you off the hook this time, considering you have a chicks car, i thought that was punishment enough...

you better settle down little man, before i flip that piece of s*** 1.3L front wheel drive bitch mobile of starlet you have over on its roof

I think the car portion of this thread has been exhausted, please take the e-drama elsewhere!