By Billy Graham ... found this pamphlet at work, check out the cult status:

Jesus will return!

The Bible promises us that Jesus will return to take His faithful followers with Him to live with Him in His glorious presence forever. Everyone else will be left behind to face God's wrath and judgement. If Jesus were to return today, do you know if He would take you with Him to heaven? This is the most important question you will ever answer---do whatever it takes to make your future secure.

Don't be left behind!

Jesus made certain predictions about the time before His coming again. He said that there would be earthquakes, wars, violence, moral permissiveness, tribulations, antichrists, people betraying one another--all leading up to Armageddon.
The newspapers are filled with reports of murders, robberies, and rapes—there is a worldwide convulsion of violence and terrorism. All the signs seem to indicate that something will happen soon.
Jesus said, “There shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations…. The powers of heaven shall be shaken.” The Bible says God is going to shake the earth once more.
But there will be some things that will remain, that will always be the same. What are they?
The nature of God never changes. He is unchanging in His holiness and His righteousness. God said, “I am the Lord [God], I change not.”
God is a God of judgement. The Bible says that the Lord shall judge the ends of the earth. Every secret thing will be brought to light.
There is a day of judgement coming. That has not changed.
God is unchanging in His love. He loves you. He has a plan for your life. Don’t let the newspaper headlines frighten you. God is still sovereign; He’s still on the throne.

Goes on for another three times the above amount. This is rare isn't it? They actually say Jesus will take you with him to heaven? Sorry ... "Him".

pretty sure almost everybody is familiar with this sort of stuff...

When is this gonna happen? I still have to reach 60 in WoW so hopefully it wont be for at least another month.

theres a 1 in 20 000 chance of an asteroid hitting Earth every day.

Armageddon may be coming tomorrow, or armageddon may not be coming tomorrow. Therefore there is a 50% chance armageddon will be coming tomorrow.

The only question that remains is which god to hedge your bets with...

Yeah korbs but if you switch your original choice, the chances of armageddon happening will be higher.

theres a 1 in 20 000 chance of an asteroid hitting Earth every day.

Where did you get that from?

Your ass, some guy and I read it someplace don't count.

actually millions of asteroids hit earth everyday. but they're all tiny little pebbles. but the chances of a really big one hitting are something like that.

He's missed the boat. Serious crime is declining in the Western World, so the armageddon had its chance but it's too late now.

I'm sorry, I zoned out after "Jesus will return!" ,what's this post about?

I'm not reading that.

When it boils down to it, the only difference between Christians and Atheists is that Aethists believe in one less god

And what if I want to be left behind?

The Lord will walketh the earth again.


I hope your all ready, I know I'm not :(

Where did you get that from?

Your ass, some guy and I read it someplace don't count.

f*** up tard, It was on a docco today on history channel.

That doesn't count either.

Going by that logic then (hearing it from people, reading etc) Means we'd all be f***ing dumb s***s


Therefor your argument is void.

theres a 1 in 20 000 chance of an asteroid hitting Earth every day.

so on average every 55 years for a large asteroid? wouldn't that mean were a little overdue for an apocolypse?

oh well, as long as bruce willis is still alive all should be good.

Oh please can we send Ben Affleck to an asteroid before he makes DD2!!!!!

99% of all statistics used on forums are made up.

Serious crime is declining in the Western World, so the armageddon had its chance but it's too late now.

Does that include the agitation of countries holding/developing nuclear weapons by neighbouring countries? i.e. China/Taiwan; Israel/Iran/US



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I'm sorry, I zoned out after "Jesus will return!" ,what's this post about?

asteroids! :D

asteroids! :D

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