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Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2424
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Ok, I stumbled across this today and couldn't believe it (unsure if this is 100% or not).
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html |
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TicMan
Posts: 585
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Hah that's ace, think I'll get myself a printed copy for the gf
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Astroboy
Posts: 3292
Location: Germany
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not a bad idea actually
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Kat
Posts: 7441
Location:
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If he wants to lose his penis
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Seven
Posts: 706
Location: Central Coast, New South Wales
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Wow, true love for sure :S
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orbitor
Posts: 7024
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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He sounds like a catch, I'm sure women are clamouring for his attention.
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 13435
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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Above your vaginal slit you may have a patch of hair any shape, that must be centred above your vaginal slit There's a man who knows what he wants. |
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infi
Posts: 3070
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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and the description is so sensual...
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 13436
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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I prefer axe-wound myself, but that's just me.
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Astroboy
Posts: 3293
Location: Germany
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Travis Frey's funeral will be held next wednesday
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TufNuT
I like eel pie
Posts: 2443
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lol that was pritty well thought out..
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HERMITech
Posts: 3595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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That's some weird domination s*** right there...
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lu-lu
Posts: 301
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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omfg, did the wife actually go through and sign that thing?
It's funny because he's trying to sound all macho and dominating, when really, it makes him sound like a total loser who really, doesn't want a wife, but wants a blow-up doll that can also clean the house |
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Kat
Posts: 7446
Location:
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Hiring a cleaner and buying a blow up doll is so much cheaper
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Hashy
Posts: 2660
Location: New South Wales
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Needs a "Useless tabloid circle-jerk website:" tag.
it makes him sound like a total loser who really, doesn't want a wife, but wants a blow-up doll that can also clean the houseThis is pretty much what every man wants. |
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typo
Posts: 4756
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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This is pretty much what every man wants. As long as they have a neat and trimmed vaginal slit. |
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Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2430
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Maybe he should be refered to this thread -
http://qgl.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2413549 |
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Mr Hardware
Posts: 914
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wow, thats excessive.
i can see his point tho. I just romance the little lady a bit and I don't have to ask for a thing. Thats why i've been with her for 4 years. You don't need a contract if you have love each way. |
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