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Topic: Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2424
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Ok, I stumbled across this today and couldn't believe it (unsure if this is 100% or not).
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife.

He actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
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TicMan
Posts: 585
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hah that's ace, think I'll get myself a printed copy for the gf
Astroboy
Posts: 3292
Location: Germany
not a bad idea actually
Kat
Posts: 7441
Location:
If he wants to lose his penis
Seven
Posts: 706
Location: Central Coast, New South Wales
Wow, true love for sure :S
orbitor
Posts: 7024
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
He sounds like a catch, I'm sure women are clamouring for his attention.
Reverend Evil
Posts: 13435
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Above your vaginal slit you may have a patch of hair any shape, that must be centred above your vaginal slit

There's a man who knows what he wants.
infi
Posts: 3070
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
and the description is so sensual...
Reverend Evil
Posts: 13436
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
I prefer axe-wound myself, but that's just me.
Astroboy
Posts: 3293
Location: Germany
Travis Frey's funeral will be held next wednesday
TufNuT
I like eel pie
Posts: 2443
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol that was pritty well thought out..
HERMITech
Posts: 3595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
That's some weird domination s*** right there...
lu-lu
Posts: 301
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
omfg, did the wife actually go through and sign that thing?

It's funny because he's trying to sound all macho and dominating, when really, it makes him sound like a total loser who really, doesn't want a wife, but wants a blow-up doll that can also clean the house
Kat
Posts: 7446
Location:
Hiring a cleaner and buying a blow up doll is so much cheaper
Hashy
Posts: 2660
Location: New South Wales
Needs a "Useless tabloid circle-jerk website:" tag.
it makes him sound like a total loser who really, doesn't want a wife, but wants a blow-up doll that can also clean the house
This is pretty much what every man wants.
typo
Posts: 4756
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
This is pretty much what every man wants.


As long as they have a neat and trimmed vaginal slit.
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 2430
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Maybe he should be refered to this thread -
http://qgl.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2413549
Mr Hardware
Posts: 914
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wow, thats excessive.
i can see his point tho.

I just romance the little lady a bit and I don't have to ask for a thing.
Thats why i've been with her for 4 years.

You don't need a contract if you have love each way.
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