A single woman had been in a coma for ten months due to a horrible car accident. After awakening from her coma and learning that she had given birth to twins (a boy and a girl), she asked if names had already been given to them.

"Yes," her doctor informed her, "because we didn't know if you would ever come out of the coma, your brother Bruce gave them their names."

"Oh dear God," the woman almost cried,
"My brother Bruce is an idiot. What in the world did he name them?"
"He named the baby girl Denise," answered the physician.
"Well, that's not so bad," the woman replied partially relieved.

"What did he name the baby boy?"
The physician responded quietly,

"DeNephew."

It got a quite chuckle

Meh.

haha, love those short and snappy ones. weeeee!

i laughed

haha

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!"

A male student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes
her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand."

the funny part was where the teacher said he had to use his other hand

no s***

i see what you did there

ROFL at the first one. Comas are hilarious!